BabyStopper Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	118	Players Killed by Monsters:	6829
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, awaiting sentencing, bbq, blowing it out of proportion, crown court, DAUGHTER, Drama, family bbq, Guilty, guy, harm, husband, indecent images, magistrates, Minecraft, out of order, parents, potential harm, refusing, Safe, serious, Server, sisters

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.

We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.

NoBabysitNoProblem

Babysitting, babysitting challenges, complicated deliveries, family communication, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, NoBabysitNoProblem, parenting advice, parenting struggles, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling fights, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalry management, sibling rivalry solutions, sisterly love.

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mines Excavated:	3423	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of babysitting two little demons in disguise? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry hell! Join us and leave the screaming matches and toy-throwing behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where hugs actually work (we promise, no fighting cats here)!

Our server is so amazing that even the most experienced babysitters couldn’t handle the chaos of these two sisters. With over 20 failed attempts at finding a sitter who can handle the drama, it’s clear that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

So why join our server? Because if you can handle babysitting these two sisters, you can handle anything Minecraft throws at you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape the real world for a place where sibling rivalry is a thing of the past (unless you count PvP battles, but those are way more fun)? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPleasurePalace

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Emeralds Found:	5128

Are you tired of trying to impress the ladies with your fancy cars and smooth dance moves, only to find out they’re not impressed? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate aphrodisiac for the ladies! Join us and watch as women swoon over your pixelated creations and epic redstone contraptions. Who needs a six-pack when you have a six-story castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

Forget about trying to impress women with outdated pickup lines and cheesy compliments. On our server, all you need to do is show off your epic building skills and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Trust us, nothing gets the ladies going like a man who knows his way around a crafting table.

So why waste your time and money on fancy dinners and expensive gifts when you can join our Minecraft server and have women falling at your virtual feet? Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from forever alone to the king of the server in just one week. Join now and start building your way to a love life that’s blocky but beautiful!

KurskKontrolCraft1000

Commander, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, forces, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKontrolCraft1000, Military, Military operations, military strategy, occupation, russia, Russian Invasion, square kilometers, territorial expansion, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	9909	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the top Ukrainian commander is in charge and he’s like taking over Russia’s Kursk region? Well, now’s your chance, bro! We’ve got 1,000 square kilometers of pure Minecraft madness for you to explore and conquer. Join us if you want to be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history! Plus, we have free cake every Friday and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of blocks!

FireCraft: EuroHeatwave

air pollution, athens, carbon emissions, carbon pollution, climate change, climate crisis, death toll, environmental impact, environmental policy, EuroHeatwave, Europe, european union, extreme weather, FIRECRAFT, global warming, health crisis, Heat Waves, heat-related deaths, hot weather, natural disasters, public health, Wildfires

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Items Found:	6934	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0

yo, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the weather in europe last year – HOT AF. we got so much carbon pollution, it’s like a party for the planet. but don’t worry, we won’t let u die like those 50,000 peeps, we got u covered.

our server is so fire, it’s like them wildfires in athens, but in a good way. u gonna be burning up with excitement when u see all the crazy builds and epic battles we got going on. trust me, it’s gonna be a BLAST.

so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is gonna be hotter than a heatwave in europe. just make sure to bring some sunscreen, cuz things are about to get LIT.

MytharaCraft

Active owner, Adventure, All Versions Supported, Builder, Chest Protections, Community, community-driven, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Dynamic economy, Earth, Earth Map, Earth Towny, Economy, leader, Live Map, minecraft server, Mining world, MytharaCraft, Survival, Towny, towny adventure, Towny Plugin, trader..

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9866	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to MytharaCraft: An Earth Towny Adventure! Embark on an epic journey in MytharaCraft, a unique Earth Towny Minecraft server where you can explore a meticulously crafted 1:500 scale replica of our planet. Create your own town or join an existing nation, forge alliances, and engage in a vibrant community-driven economy.

Key Features: Real-World Map, Towny Plugin, Dynamic Economy, No Pay2Win, Cross-Platform, All Versions Supported, Mining World, Active Owner, Chest Protections, Live Map, No Earth Resets Join MytharaCraft today and be a part of a dynamic community where adventure and creativity know no bounds. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a savvy trader, or an ambitious leader, there’s a place for you in the world of MytharaCraft. NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVICE. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG OR MICROSOFT.

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Welcome to The Vanilla Nations: Crescenta – Where the nations are made up and the roleplay doesn’t matter!

3d, armor trims, auction house, Banner Tweaks, Biomes, Brewery, Colonist Towny, Community, Crescenta, Custom terrain, Diplomacy, Discord, doesnt, Dorado, Economy, GSit, matter, Nations, netherite, Roleplay, smp, Spice, Vanilla, voice chat, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	New Chunks Explored:	727834

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.21 + 1.21.1 Java
Discord Link	Crescenta Discord

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations/SMP, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds
Custom world generation
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap
Proximity Voice Chat
Resource balancing tweaks
Community flavor plugins

World Reset

We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21 + 1.21.1 Java.
Is there a Discord server for Crescenta?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using this link.
Is there a world reset?	Yes, we just had a world reset, and the new world is called Dorado.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	We request that players be 13 years or older due to Discord’s 13+ age policy.

RadioheadCraft Server

Alternative, Band, Jonny Greenwood, Listening, long tail, Music, Radiohead, RadioheadCraft, Rock, Server, Thom Yorke

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	114
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds while listening to the same old boring music? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we only listen to Radiohead while we build and explore! Why? Because nothing gets your creative juices flowing like Thom Yorke’s haunting voice and Jonny Greenwood’s sick guitar riffs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where all the creepers and skeletons go to let loose and dance the night away. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the moonwalk.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly. Just be careful not to eat too many or you might turn into a pig.

So come join us on our Radiohead-infused Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Let’s get crafting, baby!

SkinnyBoysSlayinMinecraftSMP

appealing, attractiveness, attractiveness standards, body image, body positivity, charming, Confidence, cute, desirable, handsome, Masculinity, physical appearance, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-perception, Sexy, skinny boys, SkinnyBoysSlayinMinecraftSMP, slender, Thin, thin men

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8197
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a skinny boy who doesn’t realize how cute and sexy they are! We believe in boosting self-esteem through pixelated adventures and building epic structures.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, like building a house entirely out of cake or taming a herd of explosive llamas. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

But fear not, because our community is always ready to lend a hand or a diamond sword in times of need. So come on, embrace your inner skinny boy and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover your true potential…and maybe even find love in a blocky world.