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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 825 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 230 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
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