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BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

Oil ers Minecraft SMP Over

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to be part of epic battles against giant oilers who are trying to take over the server with their oily ways. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground oil wrestling ring where players can duke it out for the title of Oiliest Player. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the oily madness begin!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! 🌟

🤣 Looking for a place to build your dream castle without worrying about rent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you, especially if your parents are willing to foot the bill. Who needs financial independence when you have unlimited blocks to build with? 🤣

🚀 Join us and leave behind the struggles of adulthood – here, you can thrive without any judgment! Build your empire, explore new lands, and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if anyone tries to lecture you about growing up, just tell them your parents love you more! 😂

💰 So come on, join our server and let’s have a blast together! Who needs financial independence when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through this crazy adventure! 💰

CraftyNamez: NoNameChange4Daughter, StuffySnub4HalfSis

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2865	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Enchantments Applied:	257

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, jealousy, and entitlement – just like in this crazy story!

Immerse yourself in a world where stepmothers and stepsisters fight over inheritance, where grandmas play favorites, and where naming your child after a deceased loved one leads to a full-blown family feud. And don’t worry, we have plenty of stuffed animals to go around – but only for the chosen few!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama while trying to build your dream Minecraft world. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Let the chaos begin!

OuchieMcSMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging virtual lava while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most severe physical injury look like a paper cut. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant chicken looking for its lost eggs. So come join us for some epic adventures and questionable boss battles!

RegretCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	6610	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of disappointing endings in movies and TV shows? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server guarantees a satisfying conclusion to every adventure! Join us and experience epic plot twists, jaw-dropping cliffhangers, and mind-blowing revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about block-building games. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where every ending is a masterpiece!

Mushroom Mayhem Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin wild. there’s a rumor goin round that magic mushrooms could go extinct someday. but guess what, on our server, we got an endless supply of magic mushrooms! u can trip out while building ur dream castle, man. it’s like a psychedelic paradise up in here. join now before the shrooms disappear forever, dude!

Vaxx Deniers R Us

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	121

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Crafty Clash Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	222
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! This server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than trying to tame a pack of creepers.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who sell enchanted diamond armor for the low, low price of a stack of emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the hidden treasure chests filled with rare items like golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Packfiller edition, where you can battle against Ashened, Tistina, and Flame Swordsman in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will have you saying “Ender Dragon who?” in no time. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild in here!

Troy (2004) Minecraft SMP is haram

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	7184	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the ancient city of Troy (2004) is considered haram here. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and turning up the heat!

2. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a single torch. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite enchantments? We got you covered.

4. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask how we pulled that off, just join and maybe you’ll win a camel next time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, Troy (2004) is haram here, so leave your Trojan horses at home.

BILvsKids Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fixing plates for your virtual family members before serving yourself. Who knew virtual dinner time could be so intense? Watch out for new brother-in-laws like Dan who may cause chaos at the family dinner table – will you stand up to them or join in on the drama?

With multiple tables and plenty of virtual food to go around, you’ll never go hungry on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over serving order just like in real life!

So come on down to our server and experience the virtual family drama for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a wild ride!