Babying MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PupperPatrolCraft

guy, age difference, response, good dog owners, older male

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic hiking adventures with your virtual dog! Our server is so cool, even the weather forecast in-game is too hot for your dog to hike, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we have special virtual doggy hydration stations and cooling zones to keep your furry friend safe and happy while you explore the virtual wilderness.

Plus, our community is full of dog-loving players who understand the importance of keeping your dog healthy and active. No age discrimination here, whether you’re in your late 30s or 80s, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

And if anyone tries to make a joke about babying your dog, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “woof!” So come on over to our Minecraft server for some hiking, doggy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, the heat is nothing to mess with, even in the virtual world!

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BroBroIndependenceCraft

sibling rivalry, negative side effects, college, hand holding, hurt feelings

Are you tired of being the family tutor for your little brother? Do you want to escape the endless cycle of helping him with his school work? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother mooching off your hard work. You can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast worlds, and battling fierce mobs without any interruptions from your family members.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a special “No More Homework” potion that will make all your school work disappear (in Minecraft, of course). Say goodbye to the stress of being the family tutor and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure on our server!

So come on, join us and leave the drama at home. Who needs study materials when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

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MommaCraft: SisFailAITA

child development, INDEPENDENCE, self-sufficiency, responsibilities, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teaching independence from a young age! Join us and experience the thrill of fending for yourself in a world full of blocky adventures.

On our server, you won’t find any babying parents or siblings who can’t even pour water over themselves. No, here we encourage self-sufficiency and growth.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to make all 3 meals for your sister, help her with homework, bathe her, and clean her room. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, build, and conquer the Minecraft universe without being weighed down by unnecessary responsibilities.

So come join us and break free from the chains of babying parents and siblings. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about survival skills in the process!

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TrainRageDisabled

dick, disabled, Playground, TrainRageDisabled, old lady

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even players with a limp in their left leg due to a wild playground incident can find a home! We understand the struggle of not being able to stand for more than 10 minutes without a cane, so we provide virtual chairs for everyone to sit on while playing.

Join us and experience epic train rides where you can confront entitled old ladies and show them who’s boss. Show off your walking cane in-game to prove your disability and gain respect from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life situations?

So come on over to our server and let’s all yell at annoying NPCs together, because sometimes you just gotta teach them a lesson, even if it means looking like a dick in the process. See you in-game, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay!

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Lost & Found Minecraft Server

lost keys, Server, lost dreams, lost time, lost pets

Have you ever lost your favorite diamond sword in Minecraft and wished you could get it back? Well, on our server, we have a magical portal that can bring back anything you’ve ever lost in the game! That’s right, say goodbye to accidentally dropping your enchanted pickaxe into a pit of lava or losing your precious stack of diamonds to a sneaky creeper. Join our server and reclaim all your lost treasures with just a simple command. Who knew griefing could be so rewarding? So come on over and start your journey to reclaiming all your lost loot, because on our server, nothing is ever truly lost.

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CraftyDreams

FATIGUE, insomnia symptoms, insomnia remedies, CraftyDreams, insomnia

Tired of counting sheep? Join our Minecraft server and build yourself a cozy bedrock fortress to finally get some rest! Our server is so relaxing, even the Endermen take naps here. Plus, our resident zombie pigmen are experts at curing insomnia with their soothing snorts and grunts. Say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to dreamland on our server!

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BorderCat Minecraft Server

SMUGGLER, Polish-Ukrainian border, wild cat, BorderCat, conservation

come join our epic minecraft server where we have wild cat smugglers running amok near the polish-ukrainian border! watch out for the sneaky felines trying to steal your diamonds and creep up on you while you’re building your epic castle. but don’t worry, our fearless moderators are on the case, ready to detain any mischievous kitties trying to cause chaos. join now for a wild adventure filled with crazy cat antics and non-stop excitement!

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LatvianLingoCraft

ethnic Russians, European court, minority language rights, language education, Multiculturalism

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. we got like, so many Latvian peeps up in here, it’s like a party all the time. and guess what? we even got a European court ruling that says it’s all good, so you know it’s legit.

come join us and learn some Latvian while you’re at it. it’s like, the cool thing to do now. plus, we got like, crazy stories about how Latvian saved people’s lives and stuff. true story, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have a blast and learn some new language, this is the place to be. come join us, and let’s get this party started!

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LoveCraftedMC

relationship patterns, psychological trait, emotional tendencies, emotional intensity, LoveCraftedMC

So, like, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta have HIGH emophilia, bro! We only want players who fall in love super easily and have, like, a million relationships at once. And get this, the more unfaithful you are, the better! We want drama, we want scandal, we want all the juicy gossip in the Minecraft world!

Join now and be part of the most chaotic love triangle drama Minecraft has ever seen! Who needs diamonds when you have heartbreak and betrayal, amirite? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for love (and drama) on our server!

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FlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Minecraft, unsuccessful business, Flop, unsuccessful, flop analysis

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of parkour on a bed of lava! Will you be able to out-jump him and claim the coveted title of Parkour King?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays enchanted golden eggs! Join us if you dare, and see if you can catch a glimpse of this spectral poultry in action.

So why did it flop, you ask? It’s simple – because it was too wild, too crazy, and too hilarious for the average player to handle. But if you’re brave enough to join us, you’ll be in for the adventure of a lifetime!

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