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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8395 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Join now to experience the thrill of choosing who gets to visit your virtual hospital room after a major pixelated medical procedure. Will it be your dad’s ex-girlfriend or his current girlfriend? The tension is palpable!
Watch as players battle it out over who gets to meet the virtual baby first, all while navigating complex family dynamics and questionable baby-holding skills. It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own pixelated parenting choices.
So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft drama. Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and baby drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?