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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9429 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | New Chunks Explored: | 956161 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
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