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CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!

Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.

Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	225
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds

Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players.
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server.
What kind of community is this server for?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Are major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server.

GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	9
Votes:	619	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

DingerInPlopPipe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	2248
Players Killed by Monsters:	2793	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!

IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ores Mined:	6686	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1574
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking parrot that gave them unlimited diamonds. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ExBlockerz

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you still crying over your ex stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no ex drama” policy! Join us and build a fortress so secure, not even your ex’s creeper army can break through. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who got griefed so hard, they turned into a real-life Enderman. So if you’re looking for a server where you can leave your ex and their drama behind, join us now!

RealisticCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of those boring, cartoony Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is as realistic as Ukraine (minus the political drama)! Say goodbye to rainbow graphics and hello to the true, grey and depressing world of ABI Minecraft server. Join us if you’re tired of little autist Timmy crying about not enough rainbows in the game – we cater to the true gamers who appreciate a good dose of realism in their virtual worlds. So come on, join us and experience the most authentic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

FilterFrenzy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Star Shards Collected:	203	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all…the mythical rainbow llama unicorn! Ride into battle on its sparkly back and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of block-breaking madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!