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BabyBumpVacay

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mines Excavated:	1310
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive deep into the Mediterranean of blocky adventures! Just like the time I planned a SCUBA diving trip with my friends, but my wife decided to surprise me with a baby bump instead. Don’t worry, she said she’s cool with me going on this epic journey as long as I don’t miss the birth – priorities, right?

Join us on this server for some underwater exploration, where you can build your own virtual Mediterranean paradise while dodging virtual baby bumps. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diapers and baby bottles! Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into the absurdity of our Minecraft world. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss (unless your pregnant wife says otherwise)!

The SMP Minecraft Blacked Fur General

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4192	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Welcome to Snowpuppies Edition, where you can escape from the chaos of post-niggers raping your furry waifus and instead talk about how Big Black Cock is superior in every way! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and questionable memes.

Our Booru is filled with the most outrageous and NSFW content you can imagine, so prepare yourself for a wild ride. From giant chickens wearing top hats to cats riding unicorns, there’s never a dull moment on Snowpuppies Edition.

In our previous thread, players shared stories of building giant monuments to their favorite anime characters, hosting epic dance parties in the virtual world, and even creating a secret society dedicated to worshipping a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join Snowpuppies Edition today and experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd – you’re in for a wild ride!

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us for Season 5 – Oblivion, where you’ll encounter Mirror Dungeons that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wanted to ride a Refraction Railway Line that takes you on a wild journey through a Masquerade or a Merry Go Round? Well, now’s your chance on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Coming up is the 5th Walpurgisnacht event where you’ll be dodging bullets left and right. And don’t miss out on our Extractions, where you can target and extract characters like the legendary Don Quixote and Yi Sang.

This server is not for the faint of heart, as it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, twists, and turns at every corner. Make sure to download the game and join us for some mind-bending fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where reality is just a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination. See you in the game, if you dare!

KWA BOT Y – The Minecraft SMP Guy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Alien Abductions:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of real life drama and just want to escape into a world of blocky fun? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real life troubles.

Need a break from all the chaos in your life? Join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of like-minded players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends who will always have your back, even when your cat is dying of kidney disease and your pen explodes in your new house?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin. Who knows, you might even forget about buying that rope off Amazon and instead focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4359	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Potions Brewed:	35
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? No problem, our server has diamond rainstorms every hour!

But wait, there’s more! How about going on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots out bacon bits at your enemies? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of zombie villagers?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Lost 300 Bongs Minecraft SMP U-17 World

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1369	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Towns Built:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

So, you’re probably wondering why you should join our Minecraft SMP, right? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret underground village filled with talking cows who only spoke in puns. They were so entertained by the moo-tastic jokes that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Imagine building a house out of gummy bears and marshmallows!

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a weekly talent show where players compete to see who can build the most ridiculous structure? Last week, someone built a giant toilet that actually flushed! It was both impressive and slightly disturbing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you entertained for hours on end and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and let the craziness begin!

Wacky Racers Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	134944

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old races and competitions? Well, come join us where we have Wacky Racers at home! Our races are not your average run-of-the-mill competitions. We have pigs riding minecarts, chickens on jetpacks, and even villagers on rocket-powered scooters! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing blocks from unsuspecting builders. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their reign of blocky terror? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Just watch out for the DJ zombie, he’s been known to drop some killer beats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Dumping 100k Link at $30 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	179

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about money? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dump 100k links at the low, low price of $30! But beware, the fat man refuses to touch $30 bills because he’s convinced they’re cursed by a mischievous Minecraft witch! Join us for crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and let the madness begin!

Intelligence 2016 Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	61	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by uneducated gammons in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where intelligence reigns supreme! We have a strict IQ test at the entrance to make sure only the smartest players can join.

Once inside, you’ll be greeted by our team of university-educated professionals who will guide you through our virtual world. Our server is a Brexit-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about any brexshit ruining your gaming experience.

Join us now and show off your intelligence in a world where brains beat brawn every time! Who needs real life when you can escape to a place where intelligence is celebrated and stupidity is left at the door.

Minecraft SMP Minami Keypad

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with creepers and lava pits!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain, only to have it come to life and start laying diamond eggs. Or how about participating in our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragon and convince it to do your bidding. Need a ride to the Nether? Just ask the dragon nicely and it will fly you there in style.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!