BabyBlockers Minecraft Servers

BabyBlockers Minecraft Servers

  • BabyBlockers Minecraft Server

    BabyBlockers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 8445
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Crops Grown: 8248
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Mines Excavated: 4820

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, financial woes, and baby-making debates!

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that make soap operas look tame. Witness the epic battle between a sister who just can’t stop asking for money and a partner who’s had enough of funding her shenanigans.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got gofundme campaigns, sperm donations from strangers, and failed online businesses galore. And let’s not forget the classic tale of a sister on welfare who just can’t resist the urge to TTC (that’s trying to conceive for all you non-parents out there).

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous stories and jaw-dropping twists that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics? So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos, because on this server, the drama never stops!

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  • BabyBlockers Minecraft

    BabyBlockers Minecraft
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 8102
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 102 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 51 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyBlockers – No Grandkids Allowed

    BabyBlockers – No Grandkids Allowed
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 8270
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Potions Brewed: 129 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and all the parents are like freaking out about their kids not having babies in the future. they’re all like “oh no, my child can’t be gay cuz then they won’t have babies!” like, what even, right? but then you join this server and you’re like “heck yeah, i’m gonna build the most epic house and have a whole village of baby villagers running around!” and everyone is just like “wow, this server is so lit, i gotta invite all my friends to join too!” so come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can be who they are and still have babies, or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyBlockers: Forget-Me-Not

    BabyBlockers: Forget-Me-Not
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 2919
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Magic Items Found: 7787 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can build ur own empire, fight dragons, and ride unicorns!

    but wait, there’s more! did u know that joining our server can actually improve ur memory and cognitive skills? that’s right, forget about dementia cuz this server will keep ur brain sharp and ready for anything!

    not only that, but studies have shown that playing on our server can increase ur chances of having a successful pregnancy and avoiding infertility. so come on down and start building ur dream world while also improving ur health and fertility!

    what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

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  • PlapCraft Minecraft Server

    PlapCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 2025
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up with the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Join our server and you’ll hear the magical sound of “Plap” every time you mine a diamond. Why? Because diamonds are so precious that they deserve their own special sound effect, of course!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a magical unicorn that you can ride into battle!

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new dragon friends and earn exclusive loot that will make all your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember to watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re known for their killer dance moves.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RighteousRumble Minecraft SMP

    RighteousRumble Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 7849
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and wild shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.

    Our server is home to a cast of characters that will keep you on your toes, from a mischievous Enderman who loves to steal blocks to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society. And let’s not forget about the legendary showdown between the players who believe in building beautiful structures and those who just want to blow everything up with TNT.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know what madness will ensue next!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HandlessLove Minecraft Server

    HandlessLove Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 9268
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize virtual hugs over real-life drama! Join us for a fun and quirky community where hugging is not only allowed, but encouraged.

    Need a break from sulking? Our server is the perfect place to escape and focus on what truly matters – building friendships and virtual worlds. Plus, we have a strict no-sulking policy, so you’ll have to leave your real-life drama at the door.

    Looking for a server where priorities are in order? Look no further! On our server, virtual hugs always come first, followed closely by building epic structures and exploring new realms. So come join us and leave your real-life worries behind – after all, virtual hugs are the best medicine!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExWifeBabysitter420

    ExWifeBabysitter420
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 7244
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Runes Activated: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Looking for a server where your ex-wife becomes your kids’ primary caregiver after your late wife passes away? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as your ex-wife steps up to the plate and offers to watch your kids for free, all while her own husband and kids join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family feuds and accusations of ulterior motives as your late wife’s family comes back into the picture. Will they ever accept your ex-wife as a caregiver, or will the drama continue to escalate?

    So come on down to our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you could ever need? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurd situations that will keep you coming back for more!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

    ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 1984
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

    Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 9398
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by a pack of friendly zombies.

    Forget about the lie you tell yourself most often, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lying about is how much fun you’re having! So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how much cooler your virtual world is compared to theirs).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 4689
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if china was a minecraft player and they just sailed right into japan’s waters like “sup bros, just here to mine some diamonds” and japan was like “dude wtf get outta here” but china was like “nah bro, i found this sick ravine, gotta explore it” and then they started building a giant panda statue on a deserted island just to troll japan. if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join our server now and be part of the chaos! come sail the high seas and build ridiculous structures, just like china and japan in this epic minecraft showdown!

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  • PutinCraft: Mercenary Madness

    PutinCraft: Mercenary Madness
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 3157
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 2 mercenaries who fought for Ukraine but now they’re in Russia thanks to Maduro’s gift to Putin. if that ain’t crazy enough to make you wanna join, then i don’t know what will! imagine the wild adventures you’ll have with these hardcore fighters on our server. build, battle, and conquer with these badasses by your side. don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • LootCraft: HeartAttackRisk30%

    LootCraft: HeartAttackRisk30%
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 2530
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 179 Towns Built: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we predict your cardiovascular disease risks with just one blood test!! if you have high levels of ldl cholesterol, you have a 36% chance of getting a heart attack in the next 30 years!! but don’t worry, our server is so lit that it will cure all your heart problems with just a few clicks!! join now and say goodbye to heart disease forever!!! #minecraftmedication #crazyserverfun

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  • Welcome to Gemstone SMP, where the only thing square is the blocks!

    Welcome to Gemstone SMP, where the only thing square is the blocks!
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 9037
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 51
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/playing-minecraft-1-19-live/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Active players, Shopping districts, Friendly community, Building projects, Long-term interest
    Sponsorship Sponsored by lilypad for a lag-free server
    Mods Voice chat mod, armor stand mod, and more
    Community Global community with active mods

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Reach out to “spiegelei” on Discord for more information and an invitation.

    Q: Are shops mandatory on the server?

    A: While not mandatory, we encourage players to keep shops stocked for a vibrant economy.

    Q: Do I have to use the installed mods?

    A: No, the mods are optional and up to the player’s preference.

    Q: Is there a specific age group in the community?

    A: The community is mostly adults with work/school commitments, but all are welcome to join.

    Q: Can I participate in community events/games?

    A: Yes, players are encouraged to set up games and challenges for others to participate in.

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