BabyBlockers Minecraft Server

sister, GoFundMe, socioeconomic level, emergency, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, financial woes, and baby-making debates!

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that make soap operas look tame. Witness the epic battle between a sister who just can’t stop asking for money and a partner who’s had enough of funding her shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got gofundme campaigns, sperm donations from strangers, and failed online businesses galore. And let’s not forget the classic tale of a sister on welfare who just can’t resist the urge to TTC (that’s trying to conceive for all you non-parents out there).

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous stories and jaw-dropping twists that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics? So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos, because on this server, the drama never stops!

BabyBlockers Minecraft

Chile, Family Planning, population decline, gender equality, reproductive health

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

BabyBlockers – No Grandkids Allowed

lgb, acceptance, concerns, family dynamics, grandkids

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and all the parents are like freaking out about their kids not having babies in the future. they’re all like “oh no, my child can’t be gay cuz then they won’t have babies!” like, what even, right? but then you join this server and you’re like “heck yeah, i’m gonna build the most epic house and have a whole village of baby villagers running around!” and everyone is just like “wow, this server is so lit, i gotta invite all my friends to join too!” so come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can be who they are and still have babies, or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

BabyBlockers: Forget-Me-Not

Women’s Health, Risk, ForgetMeNot, recurrent pregnancy loss, Medical research

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can build ur own empire, fight dragons, and ride unicorns!

but wait, there’s more! did u know that joining our server can actually improve ur memory and cognitive skills? that’s right, forget about dementia cuz this server will keep ur brain sharp and ready for anything!

not only that, but studies have shown that playing on our server can increase ur chances of having a successful pregnancy and avoiding infertility. so come on down and start building ur dream world while also improving ur health and fertility!

what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

☕ Java Fun SMP 1.21.8 – Join Now!

Semi-Vanilla Gameplay Mechanics, smp, Java Community Building, Fun, java

Java Survival Server

Welcome to Java Survival! This is a chill multiplayer server for real Minecraft fans. Every block is placed by hand, no fake stuff here!

What Makes Us Unique?

No boring old plugins like Essentials or GriefPrevention. We made our own cool stuff for basic commands and land protection!

Who Can Join?

Players age 13+ can join. We are not super strict on family stuff.

Server Address

Connect at: mc.javasurvival.com

Join Us on Discord

Chat with us here: https://discord.gg/NAs8nQw

Our Goals

Be your main Minecraft home with a fun and long-lasting world.
Put players first! Your voice matters.

A Bit of History

We are here to stay!

First world: Nov 26, 2019 – Dec 17, 2021
Second world: Dec 17, 2021 – Mar 22, 2025
Current world: Started Mar 28, 2025

Server Rules

No bad words.
No politics or drama.
No hacks or cheats.
Respect other players’ stuff.
Don’t build too close to others.
Be nice and kind!
No ads!

For full rules, check: https://forums.javasurvival.com/viewforum.php?f=2

Crafted SMP: Diamond Dreams!

dreams, Crossplay Gameplay Experience, Thriving Player Marketplace, Dynamic Resource Management, Social Gaming Environment”’

Crafted Survival SMP

The #1 semi-vanilla SMP server! Here, fun, trade, and build meet.

🌟 Features:

💎 Diamond Economy – Trade with diamonds!
🏠 Land Claiming – Use golden shovels to protect your stuff.
🛒 Player Shops – Easy shop setup and browsing.
🌐 Crossplay – Java and Bedrock can play together!
🗺️ Live Map – Check the world in your browser.
🌍 Separate Worlds – Keep the main world clean.
🎁 Ranks & Rewards – Get cool perks just for playing.
👥 Friendly Community – Join events and make pals.
⚔️ True Survival – No griefing, just fun PvE.

🚀 Join Us Today!

Java IP: play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port: 19132

📺 Watch Our Server Trailer 💬 Join Our Discord

Craftscade Earth SMP: Build & War

historical nation simulation, expansive world-building opportunities, smp, Roleplay, player-driven narratives

Welcome to Craftscade Earth [SMP]!

Version: 1.21.4+ Game Type: Towny Earth, War, Economy Pay to Win: No

What’s the Deal? Build towns, make nations, form alliances, and fight for power on a real Earth map. Every block you place, deal you make, and war you fight changes the world for good.

Key Features:

Player-Ran Economy
Custom Job Structure
No Pay to Win
Friendly Community

Your Story Starts Now! Join Craftscade today on Discord!

Note: The server is in beta and still getting better.

Foggy Willows Real Vanilla Play

unique biome encounters, resource management tactics, player autonomy emphasis, collaborative building projects, environmental exploration adventures

Foggy Willows Server Info

Welcome to Foggy Willows! A true vanilla Minecraft server for those who want the real deal. No tricks, no gimmicks. Just pure survival fun.

What You Get:

Real Vanilla: Just like the game was made to be.
No Plugins: Forget about fancy stuff. It’s all about the game.
Hard Mode: For those who like a challenge.
No World Border: Explore as far as you want.
No Teleporting: You walk, you build, you earn it.
Self-Hosted: Runs on a machine made just for this.
Latest Version: Always up to date with the stable jar.
Discord: Chat with others in the community.

Important Notes:

Sort Your Own Drama: No fancy spawn to hold your hand. You play your way.
Technical Players Welcome: If you know your stuff, this is your place.
Check Other Servers: If you want semi-vanilla, that’s cool too.

Join Us:

IP: foggywillows.com

Get ready to build, mine, and survive!

Parallel SMP: Explore New Worlds!

Dynamic Economy System, Immersive Lore Development, creative building opportunities, Unique Exploration Mechanics, community-driven projects

Welcome to Parallel SMP!

Looking for a cool place to play? Check out Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where you can:

🌍 Explore new worlds
⚔️ Face epic foes
💎 Collect shiny loot

Server Info

Play on Java 1.21.7+ with:

Multiworld fun
Vanilla-style gameplay
Player-driven lore
Player shops
Custom items
Active community

Join Us!

IP: play.parallelmc.org

Join our Discord: https://discord.parallelmc.org

Check our website: https://www.parallelmc.org

Cool Features

NEW Updates: Spring to Life + Chase the Skies! Custom mobs and more!
Open-World Gameplay: Explore space, sky, and more!
Custom Fun: Fight in dungeons and trade with NPCs!
Friendly Community: Help is always near!
Shape the Lore: Join the story since April 2020!
Active Shops: Buy and sell cool stuff!
No Lag: Smooth gameplay with 20 TPS!

Server Rules

No griefing or looting
No hacks allowed
Be nice to others

So what are you waiting for? Join Parallel and start your journey!

Canopy! New Map Fun Zone 16+

Interactive Discord Events, feedback-driven improvements, cooperative gameplay dynamics, fun weekly events, Dynamic Map Exploration

🌳 Canopy! [Semi-Vanilla] 🌳

Season: 6 Type: Greylist Map: New Features:

Player Shops
Claims
Proximity-Chat
16+
Version: 1.21.6+

New Map Launch! Launched on July 26! Over 80 players joined. Come and be part of the fun!

About Us: Canopy is a chill, Hermitcraft-like server. It’s all about teamwork! Most players are in their 20s. Meet new pals by building, having events, or just chatting on Discord!

Vibe: Laid-back, low stress, and fun! If you like to joke and play Minecraft, this is the spot for you! We keep it mostly vanilla with some plugins for smooth play. We love your ideas on how to make it better!

Events:

Weekly Fun Events!
Today: PvP event! Test your skills!

Server Settings:

Mode: Hard Survival
Version: 1.21.6
Style: Semi-Vanilla (using Paper, no big changes to the game)

What We Offer:

Soft Border: Explore freely! Just know that stuff outside the 8K soft border may be wiped for new content.
Dynamic Map: See everyone’s builds in real-time!
Community Builds: Join in on building events and more surprises!

Join Us! Hop on the server or hit us up on Discord!

Info:

Discord: Join Here
Dynmap: View Here

Come have fun with us! 🌟

Babyblockers

BabyBlockers Minecraft Server

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers – No Grandkids Allowed

BabyBlockers: Forget-Me-Not

☕ Java Fun SMP 1.21.8 – Join Now!

Java Survival Server

What Makes Us Unique?

Who Can Join?

Server Address

Join Us on Discord

Our Goals

A Bit of History

Server Rules

More Links

Craftscade Earth SMP: Build & War

Welcome to Craftscade Earth [SMP]!

Foggy Willows Real Vanilla Play

Foggy Willows Server Info

What You Get:

Important Notes:

Join Us:

Parallel SMP: Explore New Worlds!

Welcome to Parallel SMP!

Server Info

Join Us!

Cool Features

Server Rules

Canopy! New Map Fun Zone 16+

🌳 Canopy! [Semi-Vanilla] 🌳