baby Minecraft Servers | Page 5 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

Baby Boomers vs Snowflakes

baby, balance, Boomers, children, Conservatives, cultural influence, demographics, Europe, generational differences, grandchildren, Liberals, political attitudes, political ideology, political landscape, reproductive behavior, Role, Shaping, Shifting, snowflakes, social dynamics, societal impact, trends, unexpected

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Mines Excavated:	2213
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crops Grown:	3562
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. like, if you join, you’ll have, like, a million babies and grandbabies and stuff. and, like, all these babies will be super conservative and stuff, so, like, we’re totally shifting the political landscape, bro. join now and be part of the baby-making revolution. it’s gonna be wild, man.

Dreamscape Realm 1.20

baby, close your eyes, dreamscape, emotional release, go where love is, growth, healing, inner peace, leaving it behind, letting go, love, mindfulness, moving on, new beginnings, Realm, Self Discovery, self love, self-care, starting over, Surrender, transformation, Trust, trustfall

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mines Excavated:	3900
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where love is on our side, where you can trust fall and not worry about falling flat on your face. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can escape from all the BS of the real world.

So, close your eyes, leave it all behind, and come join us on this epic adventure! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a total buzzkill who hates fun and happiness. So, what are you waiting for? Let’s do this!

Melodic Pixel Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Average, baby, desperate incels, dick pics, dominant gay tops, Fool, fool me again, happy christmas, Honey, Land, last christmas, Massive, melodic, nudes, Pictures, PIXEL, Plain, resent, Small, song, Tears, Ugly

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2618	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Votes:	1701	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

Assisted, assisted conception, assisted reproduction, baby, blocky, boom, child health, children’s development, developmental outcomes, embryo Development, fertility research, fertility treatments, Fun, gene regulation, genetic expression, genetic inheritance, genetic research, in vitro fertilization, long-term effects, maternal health, Placental genes, prenatal development, repro, reproductive science, reproductive technology, study

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.

we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.

join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Baby Blocks & Creeper Socks

Affection, baby, blocks, CHANGE, Communication, creativity, creeper, cultural norms, Evolution, inappropriate, Language, love, Lyrics, Music, Music (Industry), pop culture, relationships, society, socks, songs, songwriting, term of endearment

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8845
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A PIG RIDING A CHICKEN? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT, AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE ALL DAY LONG.

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BECOME A LEGEND AMONG MINECRAFTERS. PEOPLE WILL TELL STORIES OF YOUR EPIC ADVENTURES FOR GENERATIONS TO COME.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

> No Oscars? Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Awards, baby, Corporation, entertainment industry, film industry, Hollywood, Integrity, Minecraft, No Oscars, not giving up, oscars, Oscars controversy, response, Self Respect, selling out, smp, social media, speaking out, standing up, Video, viral video

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the Oscars of Minecraft! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us. Join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no going back. And who knows, you might just end up selling your baby to a corporation just to survive. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life!

MommaDramaCraft

childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, emotional scars, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family relationships, gender bias, gender disappointment, lack of compassion, lack of love, maternal disappointment, maternal favoritism, MommaDramaCraft, parental expectations, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the gender disappointment of your parents! Our server is filled with adventures, treasures, and no gender bias!

Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!

So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!

MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fantasies, cinematic myths, dramatic climaxes, dramatic twists, exaggerated action sequences, exaggerated romance, fantasy elements, far-fetched storylines, fictional events, fictional plot devices, Hollywood exaggerations, implausible scenarios, improbable coincidences, larger-than-life characters, movie cliches, MovieMagicMinecraftSMP, over-the-top drama, unbelievable plot twists, unrealistic outcomes, unrealistic scenarios

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MisunderstoodCraft

complexity, Connection, deep emotional connection, Depth, depth of feeling, emotions, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Meaningful, misunderstood, MisunderstoodCraft, Passion, Personal, perspective, Significance, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unique, VALUES

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

UkrainianHackerzRusBust

cyber attack, cyber conflict, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, geopolitical conflict, government institutions, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, russia, Russian institutions, Ukraine, Ukrainian hackers, UkrainianHackerzRusBust

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gods Slained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Authenticity, blocky, Identity, Individuality, introspection, its literally me, LITERALLY, me, Minecraft, personal growth, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	124
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

Fudded AVI Minecraft SMP Expert

1inch, alt wallets, AMA, aurora, Avi, Aviator, Breakout, BROWN, bybit, COINBASE, crypto.com, Expert, Fox, fud, fudded, fudding bags, Gate.io, hackens frontpage, LINEA, Logo, manipulate, mindless zombies, Minecraft, near.., Polygon, Questing, read between the lines, recoup losses, RESPONSIBILITY, Sami, smp, SOLD OUT, srilankan, top holder, vechain, WEB STORE

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as the crypto market? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, deception, and mindless zombies (literally, we have a zombie apocalypse event every Saturday).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).

ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

amicable breakup, Breakup, ex, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, ex-couple, ex-partner, ex-relationship, ex-significant other, ex-spouse, ExBFFs, Exes, former partners, Friends, friendship, maintaining friendship, Minecraft, past relationships, reconciliation, relationships, smp, staying friends

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchantments Applied:	171
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Farms Harvested:	658	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

NoobsNeedLoveToo

DATING, dating barriers, dating challenges, dating challenges for specific groups, dating difficulties, dating frustrations, dating hardships, dating hurdles, dating issues, dating obstacles, dating problems, dating roadblocks, dating setbacks, dating struggles, love, NoobsNeedLoveToo, relationships, Singles, social dynamics

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

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