so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!
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Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server
#newborns, baby, coronavirus, Covid vaccine, Covid-19, health, hospitalization, immunization, infant health, maternal health, maternal vaccination, Minecraft, newborn care, pandemic, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care, Protection, public health, Safety, Server, vaccination, vaccine benefits, Vaxxed
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MILcraft Server: Baby Announcement Drama
#announcement, baby, baby announcement, baby news, communication breakdown, disrespectful behavior., Drama, emotional response, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, generational gap, grandparenting, intergenerational relationships, judgmental behavior, MILcraft, mother-in-law, parenting, Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama-free!Our server is so awesome, even your grandma would approve (unlike that judgmental mother-in-law). Build your dream world, make virtual friends, and avoid awkward family conversations about raising kids.
Join now and let’s build a world where everyone is supportive and loving, unlike that grandma who needs a lesson in unconditional love. Don’t be the asshole, join our server today!
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Baby Block Busters
assisted conception, assisted reproductive technology, babies, baby, Birth, birth defects, BLOCK, Busters, children, Conception, fertility treatment, genetic disorders, health outcomes, heart defect, heart health, in vitro fertilisation, ivf, Medical research, Pregnancy, reproductive health, Risk, Scandinavia, study
come join our epic minecraft server where the chance of being born with a major heart defect is 0% because we have magical healing powers that protect you from all harm! our server is like a virtual IVF clinic but instead of babies, we birth epic minecraft warriors who will conquer all the land! join us and be part of the most unique gaming experience you’ll ever have, where the only risk is having too much fun!
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5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
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Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard
aerosol, baby, Chemicals, creeper, developmental effects, E-Cigarette, hazard, health risks, immune system damage, Land, long-term effects, maternal health, Mice, nicotine, Pregnancy, Pregnant, public health, research, residue, secondhand exposure, surfaces, unborn babies, vape, Vaping
Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!
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Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder
baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills
come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.
don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!
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C-SectionCraft: Baby Chaos Edition
2.5 yr old, 7 yr old, Abandoned, aita, baby, C-section recovery, Chaos, communication breakdown, CSectionCraft, destination wedding, Edition, emotional struggle, Europe, Family Support, full time nanny, husband, immediate family, livid, major surgery, MIDDLE EAST, newborn, niece’s wedding, partying, physical exhaustion, self employed, support system, work conference
Are you tired of being left alone to deal with the chaos of everyday life while your partner jets off to exotic destinations for weddings and conferences? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world and escape the drama of real life. Who needs a partner when you have a virtual world to explore with new friends by your side?
Forget about being abandoned after major surgeries and dealing with sleepless nights – on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing sleep over is trying to defeat the Ender Dragon!
So come on, join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company?
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PeePee Palace
baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wettingcome join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!
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Baby Aggro Bootcamp
aggression, aggression-related genes, aggro, animal models, baby, Behavior, bootcamp, brain development, disruptions, early life programming, Genes, gut bacteria transplant, gut microbiome, human infants, infancy, long-term effects, mental health, Mice, microbial communities, microbiome dysbiosis, microbiota, research, study
LOLZZZ, SO, dis server be like da gut microbiome of Minecraft servers, all crazy and wild! Join us and get ready to unleash your inner aggression, just like dem mice who got a gut bacteria transplant from human babies! We got genes changing left and right, makin’ you the most aggressive player in da game! Come on, join us and let’s see who’s gonna be da king of da aggression in dis wacky Minecraft world!
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NoBabyNoPartyCraft
#breastfeeding, anxiety, baby, ceremony, child-free wedding, compromise, Detachment, exception, family, family dynamics, guest, leaving baby, newborn, newborn care, NoBabyNoPartyCraft, rules, sibling, sister, special day, Understanding, Wedding
Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to leave your baby at home or with a stranger? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!Join our server and bring your baby along for the ride! We understand the importance of family, even in the virtual world. No child-free policies here, everyone is welcome, even the little ones!
Imagine attending a wedding in Minecraft where your baby can join in on the fun. Watch as they explore the virtual world, build their own mini Minecraft empire, and maybe even find love with another baby player (just kidding, that would be weird).
Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a baby-friendly Minecraft experience. Who needs a child-free wedding when you can have a baby-filled Minecraft server instead? Join now and let the virtual festivities begin!
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End Times Baby Boom
baby, Bloodlines, boom, children, culture, demographics, end times, Evolution, Extinction, family, Future, generations, genetics, Humanity, Legacy, population decline, Procreation, Reproduction, society, speculation, theory, Times, traditionSo, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.
Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!
So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!
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Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby
90s, baby, Computer, computing, funny, geek, Hardware, innovation, intel, long tail tag, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Nerd, Parody, Pentiums, Performance, processor, Rap, smp, software, SPEED, TechnologyWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.
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Baby Cuteness Craze
Attachment Theory, baby, bonding hormone, caregiving, child development, CRAZE, cuteness, emotional attachment, emotional bonding, emotional connection, Empathy, hormone regulation, infant cuteness, maternal instincts, maternal love, maternal response, Motherhood, neurobiology, Oxytocin sensitivity, parenting instincts, social behavior, social bonding, women’s responsesYo, so like, if you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta know dat we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. Like, did you know dat oxytocin sensitivity influences women’s responses to infant cuteness? Yeah, I know, it’s wild. But on our server, we take it to a whole notha level. Our baby animals are so cute, dey’ll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. And if you got dat oxytocin sensitivity, you’ll be smitten in no time. So come join us and experience da cuteness overload for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. Flying pigs. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join da fun!
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BabyBlockParty
Abuse, anxiety, Argument, baby, BabyBlockParty, christmas, Dogs, family, Friendly, Granddaughter, guilt trip, injury, labradors, MIL, out of control, Pregnancy, refusing, Training, Vicious, Visit
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my MIL’s untrained labradors? Look no further! Our server is like a wild pack of dogs, jumping all over you from the moment you log in. But don’t worry, they won’t pee on you (we hope).Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!
Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!
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SonSquad Minecraft Server
Asking for help, baby, childcare, Communication, family, Fatherhood, feeling alone, Help, husband, Interaction, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, overthinking, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleep deprivation, SonSquad, Support
Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?
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HeloCade
HeloCade 1.8.9 is a Great network with Friendly staff and multiple features and a Very Fun server to play one with other great players were Always constantly adding new ideas.
Features: – KitPvP – Skyblock – UHC
IP: HeloCade.net Website. HeloCade.net
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Craftchaos
│ Welcome to the exciting world of techno-magic Minecraft server! Our server combines the best aspects of technology and magic to create an exciting gaming environment for all players.
│ With IndustrialCraft mods Avaritia, Botania, EnderIO, GalacticCraft, BloodMagic and Draconic Evolution, you will get many opportunities for development and creativity. IndustrialCraft allows you to build complex industrial systems, automate resource extraction and improve your economy. Avaritia brings elements of endless wealth and extremely powerful equipment, allowing you to become the ultimate master.
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civitas
Skyblock, Survival & more. A community server with frequent updates, active staff, and a donkey named Blue.
Skyblock – upgrade your generator, build greenhouses, fight in the PVP arena with custom enchants, trade in the auction house and complete a huge number of custom challenges. With McMMO, Advanced Enchants, custom generators, stackable spawners, huge default island sizes, and a balanced economy our Skyblock experience has a lot to keep coming back to.
Survival – undertake quests, train yourself in magic, create industry with slime fun machines and explore many unique locations. Just be sure to claim your residence before someone else does! McMMO, MMOItems, SlimeFun, Magic, levelled mobs, custom bosses, and dozens more plugins make this an immersive experience.
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MezoCraft
Welcome to MezoCraft
It’s quite simple really:
We’re here for at least 1 year Active Owners and Developers We are very generous and will give rewards back to players on a regular basis Please use the discord to pass your concerns, if you have any.
Factions based server, with some neat new features that a lot of other servers do not provide.
Come and check it out as we are always evolving.
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MiksweezalCraft
𝘽𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙉𝙀𝙒 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙀𝘾𝙍𝘼𝙁𝙏 𝙋𝙑𝙋 𝘾𝙍𝘼𝙁𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙀𝙍𝙑𝙀𝙍 with 𝗧𝗼𝘄𝗻𝘆 𝗕𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗶𝘃𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝘃𝗣 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗶-𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗕𝗲𝗱𝘄𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗞𝗶𝘁𝗣𝘃𝗣 +More INCLUDING RANKS!
FEATURING – FACTIONS – 𝑲𝒊𝒕𝒑𝒗𝒑 – 𝑩𝒆𝒅𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒔 – 𝑴𝒐𝒃 𝑨𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒂 – 𝑫𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒔 – 𝑪𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒎 𝑳𝒐𝒐𝒕 – 𝑪𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒎 𝑬𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒔
JOIN TODAY
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ForsCraft M2Top
ForsCraft server made by M2Top team. – Survival with 1000lvl enchant – SkyBlock with economy – Minigames: BedWars, SkyWars, Build Battle, Murder Mystery, Survival Games A lot of game events.
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Bloodscraft
Daily, weekly and monthly events;Rewards for voting and time played;Customized tags;Customized enchantments;Crate system;Skills;World to collect resources;Trader with unique items;Innovative systems.
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NelsonLands
JOIN NOW! JOIN NOW! JOIN NOW! YOU CURRENTLY ARE THE TESTERS OF THE SERVER. REPORT ANY PROBLEMS TO THE CO-OWNER XRALFSXX OR THE OWNER PILLOWMAN67. JOIN NOW! JOIN NOW! JOIN NOW! THIS SERVER IS STILL BETA (DUH…..)
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Meowgicals Highlands
Welcome to Meowgicals’ Highlands! A modded server looking to grow bigger! We have a total of sixty player slots but we hope to get more in the future, I WILL also be adding factions! The modpack’s name is Dominic Sekra’s modpack 4.0 on technic launcher, join our discord server to find out more <3 Here’s the link for the mudpack if you can’t find it http://api.technicpack.net/modpack/dominic-sekras-modpack-40
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Parablox
Currently a development server meant to be built upon overtime. Updates, balances, and changes will be made and posted via the official discord server. There will be a huge aim to make sure everything about this server is different from other servers. This server encourages free to play players to join and climb the competitive ranks in this block game we know as MC. We hope you enjoy!