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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4425 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7737 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.
so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.
we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.
