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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2447 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2841 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Join us if you want to learn the importance of responsibility and not throwing tantrums when things don’t go your way. Our server is filled with challenges and obstacles that will test your patience and resilience, just like this daughter had to learn to suck it up and deal with her flip phone.
Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded without a phone like this poor girl – but we will make sure you appreciate what you have and learn to make the best of any situation. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!