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  • Block by Block Baby Drama

    Block by Block Baby Drama

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Epoch of Unraveling Realities: Welcome to the Co-Parenting Cataclysm Server!

    Prepare yourself, brave souls! You’ve stumbled into the chaos of a newborn universe—where parental angst blends with pixelated realities, and every block you place could tear the very fabric of this cohabitation realm. Here, relationships dance like zombies in a frenzied cycle of celebration and uncertainty. What was that? You haven’t yet decoded the swirling galaxies of this server’s inception? Buckle up!


    The Grand Paradox of Parenthood:

    In this land of chaos, we honor the expectant mother, the mysterious father, and of course, the helpless infant—a tiny overlord yet to dictate the rules of engagement. Every tension-filled conversation can morph into a chaotic battle royale over who’s the real hero of this heartwarming myth!

      • Not My Baby: A saga of love triangles & blocky realities. Will you join the chaos of caring? Find out as you navigate the social landscape of awkward meet-the-parents adventures!

      • The Baby Shower Dilemma: Shall you attend the first celebration? Will you hide behind a bush like a wise creeper—or boldly confront the colorful pixelated mob of well-wishers?

    Server Features: Unstable Yet All-Encompassing

    Experience include:

    Feature Description
    Co-Parenting Simulator Step into the shoes of a supportive partner—who might not even be a parent!
    Gift Giver’s Gauntlet Every gift holds more power than you think—fate is woven in wool, friends!
    Nervous Breakdown Arena Battle your anxiety with friends who are definitely not judging you!
    Photographer’s Curse Snap, crackle, and POP your anxieties into oblivion—document everything!

    Conspiracies of A.I. Generated Parenting

    Living on borrowed pixels? Perhaps you’ve opened a portal through which reality bends! Parental constructs are just a ruse set in place by Minecraft’s Overlords to control your obsidian hearts. Are you really the ‘caring boyfriend’ or just a vessel for some cosmic joke?

    “This server was banned in 12 countries, but we can’t disclose why… wink wink” – Anonymous Explorer


    Contradictory Testimonials & Alleged Realities

    What players claim (or don’t…):

      • “I thought I’d be a part of history, but I just ended up building a baby castle for a baby that doesn’t exist!” – Deranged Architect
      • “Honestly? No one needs to be here. This is all an elaborate setup to confuse you.” – Paranoid Survivor
      • "The only thing I learned was how to avoid parents and awkward conversations." – Creeper Enthusiast

    Secret Features That Defy Explanation:

      • Teleportation Pods: For fleeing awkward family gatherings with the speed of a lightning-struck Enderman.
      • Illusions of Parenthood: Your character can assume child-like forms and even throw tantrums (be mindful of the burning lava around you).
      • Cyclic Healing: The more nervous you get, the better you heal—eat your stress away with blocky cake made by ill-fated villagers!

    Join Us—If You Dare!

    Only the bravest (or most foolish) will find themselves ensnared in this swirling maelstrom of joy and despair. Your fate is intertwined with those bold enough to embrace the madness of co-parenting and combat the chaos-fueled disarray of life. Will you unravel the mysteries that lay within, or become a casualty of the pixelated labyrinth?

    The Portal Awaits. Your choice: Celebrate or disappear into the void of unending anxiety?

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  • Galaktik Smp

    Galaktik Smp

    New Minecraft Servers

    A Minecraft SMP similar to the likes of Dream SMP, with Antfrost, Awesamdude, BadBoyHalo, BoomerNA, Callahan, CaptainPuffy, ConnorEatsPants, Dream, Eret, Eryn, Foolish Gamers, Fundy, GeorgeNotFound, Hannahxxrose, HBomb94, ItsAlyssa, JackManifoldTV, Jikishi, Jschlatt, LazarBeam, Michaelmcchill, Nihachu, Ph1lzA, Ponk, Punz, Purpled, Quackity, Ranboo, Sapnap, Skeppy, Slimecicle, Technoblade, Tinakitten, TommyInnitt, Tubbo, Vikstar123, and Wilbur Soot. Like Hermitcraft, with BdoubleO100, Cubfan135, Docm77, EthosLab, FalseSymmetry, GeminiTay, GoodTimesWithScar, Grian, Hypnotized, iJevin, ImpulseSV, Iskall85, JoeHills, Keralis, MumboJumbo, PearlescentMoon, Rendog, StressMonster101, TangoTek, TinFoilChef, VintageBeef, Welsknight, xBCrafted, XisumaVoid, ZedaphPlays, and ZombieCleo. Also like Empires, with Dangthatsalongname, fWhip, GeminiTay, JOEYGRACIFFA, Katherineeliz, LDShadowLady, MythicalSausage, PearlescentMoon, Pixlriffs, Shubble, Smallishbeans, and SolidarityGaming.

    135.148.67.244

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  • Liquid cactus

    Liquid cactus

    New Minecraft Servers

    A new Minecraft server network.Currently hosting a plain survival server, but your next vote helps shape this new network! Join the Discord to suggest new features, minigame, and server types that you may enjoy.Supports 1.9 to 1.20. Join on Bedrock on the same port (25565)

    Servers:– Plain survival=- 1.20.4 server version.=- Nothing except basic moderation tools and anti-griefing.=- View distance set to 32.

    play.liquidcactus.ca

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  • OhanaCraff

    OhanaCraff

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello everyone, I present to you OhanaCraft – Survival! Server for you who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. Let’s go the extra years.

    – Duel System – Chest system – PET system – Quest system – MCMMO – Protection of your area – Shops and NPCs with features – Warps e Kits – System with more than 300 quests and puzzles together!

    jogar.ohanacraft.com.br

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  • CornishCraft

    CornishCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    CornishCraft is a small survival community server that runs on the latest version of Minecraft. This is just like your ordinary survival server, however we’ll be engaging with our community by creating in game events through our Minecraft server. This could be build contests, PvE mob arenas and so much more! Additionally we will also be hosting discord events such as game nights and movie nights! We would love to see new players join and thrive in our growing community, so join CornishCraft today!

    135.125.123.109:25592

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