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  • Block by Block Baby Drama

    Block by Block Baby Drama

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    The Epoch of Unraveling Realities: Welcome to the Co-Parenting Cataclysm Server!

    Prepare yourself, brave souls! You’ve stumbled into the chaos of a newborn universe—where parental angst blends with pixelated realities, and every block you place could tear the very fabric of this cohabitation realm. Here, relationships dance like zombies in a frenzied cycle of celebration and uncertainty. What was that? You haven’t yet decoded the swirling galaxies of this server’s inception? Buckle up!


    The Grand Paradox of Parenthood:

    In this land of chaos, we honor the expectant mother, the mysterious father, and of course, the helpless infant—a tiny overlord yet to dictate the rules of engagement. Every tension-filled conversation can morph into a chaotic battle royale over who’s the real hero of this heartwarming myth!

    • Not My Baby: A saga of love triangles & blocky realities. Will you join the chaos of caring? Find out as you navigate the social landscape of awkward meet-the-parents adventures!

    • The Baby Shower Dilemma: Shall you attend the first celebration? Will you hide behind a bush like a wise creeper—or boldly confront the colorful pixelated mob of well-wishers?

    Server Features: Unstable Yet All-Encompassing

    Experience include:

    FeatureDescription
    Co-Parenting SimulatorStep into the shoes of a supportive partner—who might not even be a parent!
    Gift Giver’s GauntletEvery gift holds more power than you think—fate is woven in wool, friends!
    Nervous Breakdown ArenaBattle your anxiety with friends who are definitely not judging you!
    Photographer’s CurseSnap, crackle, and POP your anxieties into oblivion—document everything!

    Conspiracies of A.I. Generated Parenting

    Living on borrowed pixels? Perhaps you’ve opened a portal through which reality bends! Parental constructs are just a ruse set in place by Minecraft’s Overlords to control your obsidian hearts. Are you really the ‘caring boyfriend’ or just a vessel for some cosmic joke?

    “This server was banned in 12 countries, but we can’t disclose why… wink wink” – Anonymous Explorer


    Contradictory Testimonials & Alleged Realities

    What players claim (or don’t…):

    • “I thought I’d be a part of history, but I just ended up building a baby castle for a baby that doesn’t exist!” – Deranged Architect
    • “Honestly? No one needs to be here. This is all an elaborate setup to confuse you.” – Paranoid Survivor
    • "The only thing I learned was how to avoid parents and awkward conversations." – Creeper Enthusiast

    Secret Features That Defy Explanation:

    1. Teleportation Pods: For fleeing awkward family gatherings with the speed of a lightning-struck Enderman.
    2. Illusions of Parenthood: Your character can assume child-like forms and even throw tantrums (be mindful of the burning lava around you).
    3. Cyclic Healing: The more nervous you get, the better you heal—eat your stress away with blocky cake made by ill-fated villagers!

    Join Us—If You Dare!

    Only the bravest (or most foolish) will find themselves ensnared in this swirling maelstrom of joy and despair. Your fate is intertwined with those bold enough to embrace the madness of co-parenting and combat the chaos-fueled disarray of life. Will you unravel the mysteries that lay within, or become a casualty of the pixelated labyrinth?

    The Portal Awaits. Your choice: Celebrate or disappear into the void of unending anxiety?

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  • Sage Kingdom

    Sage Kingdom

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    CRACKED PLAYERS WELCOME Do you ever miss how simple the Minecraft servers where back in 2013/2014 well thats what im going for here just a simple Server with some plugins for added fun of course so you can play Factions with your friends or with strangers its also where we will stream/record any minecraft content we put up on our youtube/twitch channels in the Future

    51.81.6.156:25582

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  • Collective Project✪ Minecraft server

    Collective Project✪ Minecraft server

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    A vanilla medium-RP project aimed at the team development and construction of their settlement and its systematic development from a small community to a full-fledged state. The project has a responsive administration that will always help and listen to your opinion. There are no private rooms and many technical limitations that hinder the creativity of the game. The project is actively developing, supplemented with new mechanics and much more.More details in the VK group: https://vk.com/collectproject

    212.22.92.26:25585

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  • Petrocraft SMP

    Petrocraft SMP

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    this server is a chill SMP server for any one like normal players or streamers / youtubers as an owner i welcome you on to the server warmly coz i need friends i have non 🙁 i hope you join and play with me see you on the server

    147.135.191.62:25603

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  • Voltzmc network

    Voltzmc network

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    Server HCF Compatible con Minecraft Java y Minecraft BedrockJava versions: 1.7-1.20Bedrock Versions: 1.20

    IP Java: voltznw.ddns.net:19133

    IP Bedrock: voltznw.dds.net

    Port Bedrock: 19133

    voltznw.ddns.net:19133

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  • GTWs MineStalgia Server

    GTWs MineStalgia Server

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    About The Server: We are just a very small Survival World Minecraft server started by a group of friends around the world!

    Server Versions: We suggest 1..16-1.16.5, but we allows support for versions down to 1.8! Bedrock: Always Latest Version. (If outdated please wait a bit so we can update to the newest version)

    Java Server IP: playgtw.net Bedrock Server IP: bedrock.playgtw.net Our Discord: https://discord.gg/NaYx98nbdG

    playgtw.net

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  • ❤️ MCSKILL ✨ HARDEVOLUTION 1.16.5 🔥 WIP 27.10 Minecraft server

    ❤️ MCSKILL ✨ HARDEVOLUTION 1.16.5 🔥 WIP 27.10 Minecraft server

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    HardEvolution – evolution from Antiquity to Modern times.

    You have to go through all stages of human development – from the invention of the first wheel to the discovery of electricity.

    Thanks to a large number of mods, locations and quests, you can fully immerse yourself in the most interesting world of industrialization with exciting elements of magic and adventure!

    Despite the name, the server is not complex, but represents and draws an analogy with the complex and difficult evolution of humanity.

    Improve your survival skills and discover new technologies, because maybe you will be the one to discover the mysterious 5th era…

    Assembly concept

    The concept of the build is based on the gradual evolution of the player with the gradual discovery of objects, dimensions, crafts and capabilities. As you open a new era/stage you will unlock:

    Dimensions – until you open a dimension, you will not be able to get into it in any way: teleportation through a team, through portals, teleportation to a player, etc.

    For example: the hell dimension will open to you from the 2nd era, 1st substage

    Items – until you open an item, you will not be able to use it in any way: hold it in your hand, see it in JEI, pick it up from the ground, etc.

    For example: you cannot use any electronic equipment until the 4th stage of evolution.

    Crafts – until you open a craft, you will not be able to use it, and it will also be hidden in JEI.

    For example: vanilla crafting of boards will be available to you from the 2nd era.

    Opportunities – you cannot use blocks with an interface if they are higher than your stage of evolution.

    For example: you cannot use the stove until the 2nd stage of evolution

    The generation of ores is distributed across all worlds and contains ores only from the era to which it belongs.

    For example: in the normal world you can only find: copper, tin, 4 types of coal and emeralds. Iron is generated in the Forest and Cave World.

    The type of your occupation is also closely related to the era. In Antiquity, you do everything manually, without any automation, crafting is tedious and time-consuming, you create everything from scratch from different materials. However, in the Renaissance, thanks to the Create mod, you can build an entire cake factory that will feed the entire server.

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  • VentureX Anarchy

    VentureX Anarchy

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    Newest Anarchy Server running 9/24/2020 on Minecraft running on latest edition made to give players freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. Still growing stop by if you can there is no wait!

    51.81.119.152:25581

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  • Cloud craft

    Cloud craft

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    Server IP: 51.38.196.67

    51.38.196.67

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  • Ezkidtrix

    Ezkidtrix

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    Welcome To Ezkidtrix! This is a minecraft server made for your entertainment so join and have fun. We have survival and creative so it is pretty cool and also really big creative plots for you to build on! Also lag machines and things like that will result in a permanent ban.

    Gamemodes: Creative Plots KitPvP Survival

    Rules: No lag machines No hacking/cheating No cussing Be a good person on the server/try to help out other players

    If you have any questions or found a bug tell GreenSkittles23 the server owner!

    play.ezkidtrix.xyz

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  • Shadow of a Quantum Minecraft server

    Shadow of a Quantum Minecraft server

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    A technical server with a focus on free construction, fishing, leisure and just having fun. Farm achievements, collections. Stable economy: all types of trade, exchanges are allowed and there is no price control. Even donations and distributions are allowed. Integration of mods and new recipes, the server does not stand still, it is constantly evolving. Reworked mechanics for the server and various innovations Increased standard generators and reactors, as well as Eu/Rf/J conversion. Some mods, recipes, and self-recordings have been heavily reworked. There are no wipes.

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