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  • Name My Blocky Baby!

    Name My Blocky Baby!

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    The Dimension of Lilith: A Realms of Absurdity Server

    Welcome, brave wanderers of the blocky void, to The Dimension of Lilith, where reality shatters like glass and the devil’s wife herself might just be your next neighbor. Here, we delve into chaos, wielding names like weapons and crafting destinies one block at a time. Strap on your diamond armor, grab your enchanted pickaxe, and prepare for a descent into the surreal.

    Introduction: The Unholy Genesis

    In a world where motherhood meets machinery’s wrath, The Dimension of Lilith exists—a portal to the unheard, the unasked, and the unnameable! Here in our cube-shaped realm, bleeding hearts and complex names collide. Why worry about the right name for your character when you can birth an entire multiverse of choices? We echo the cries of a grieving mother, turning sorrow into pixels. Embrace the chaos; Lilith does!

    Features That Will Bewitch You:

    FeatureDescription
    Names of PowerChoose names that echo through the realms like ancient spells, from Lilith to Lily-ith!
    Mysterious MechanicsThe Random Judgment Realm: travel through dimensions based only on your name! Is it laden with meaning, or is it just another coincidence?
    Generational GrudgesExperience family drama as a gameplay mechanic! Will you win your in-laws’ favor, or will they call for your exile?
    Baby Building BlocksCreate the ultimate fortress for your new spawn. Will they rise to be Lilith or Lilly-ith?

    Chaos-Wrought Endings

    • Do you hear the screams? Those are just your ancestors, clutching their pearls from beyond as they see what you’ve named your digital doppelgänger. Will your players embrace their dark heritage or rebel against it?
    • Modern debates await! Was Lilith a fierce advocate or merely a misunderstood maternal figure? Players can debate endlessly while digging unholy holes.

    FAQs That Answer Nothing:

    Q: Why does everyone think this server is haunted? A: Not everyone believes in ghosts; some just want to perceive the spectral glow of Lilith herself.

    Q: How do I join? Is there a special code? A: Codes are for the living; just walk through the door marked “absurdity.”

    Whispers of Power and Dread—Legend or Truth?

    Legend has it that this server was banned in 12 countries due to the conjuring of several Lilith-themed memes that drove the royal families mad. No one will reveal the full truth of why the name carries such controversy—only that it does!

    Contradictory Testimonials:

    • “I joined to escape my mother’s constant nagging about baby names; I left with a dragon.” — Ethan29
    • “This server turned my grief into pixelated chaos—thank you?” — UncertainPlayer99
    • “If you’re looking for dimension-warping drama, look no further. Also, my in-laws are losing their minds!” — Anonymous

    Secret Features of the Nightmare Realm (Shh!):

    • Underground Naming Rituals: Engage in secret ceremonies to summon character names from the depths of despair and hilarity!
    • Grief Blocks: Special blocks that cause players to reflect on their life choices, bringing random grief effects into the game. Tread carefully!

    Join Us—If You Dare!

    Step into The Dimension of Lilith, where the absurd intertwines with the tragic! Here, every block you place could be your redemption—or your doom. Will you become a wizard of names, a master of chaos, or just another helpless soul lost among the players? To join, simply whisper your name to the void and brace for the unexpected!

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  • BoysOnly Minecraft Server

    BoysOnly Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

    Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

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  • Quantum Craft: Graphene Discovery

    Quantum Craft: Graphene Discovery

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    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got scientists discoverin’ new class of quantum states in graphene up in dis bish! Like, who even knew graphene could be so lit, amirite?

    Join us and witness the mind-blowing experiments happenin’ right before your blocky eyes. We got mad scientists doin’ all sorts of crazy shizz, like makin’ pigs fly and turnin’ creepers into friendly lil’ pets.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so next level, we got portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie unicorns and ride on rainbow llamas. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man.

    So come on over and be a part of the most mind-bendin’, jaw-droppin’, graphenin’ experience of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this quantum state party!

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  • Canopy

    Canopy

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server SettingsHard Mode Survival, 1.21.0, Vanilla
    Features
    • Soft Border
    • Semi-Vanilla
    • Dynamic Map
    • New Hats
    • Datapacks
    • Community Builds
    Join UsServer IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    Is the server modded?No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation.
    What is the average player age?Our average player age is early to mid-20’s.
    Are there regular events on the server?Yes, we typically host fun events each week.
    Can I explore beyond the soft border?You are free to explore beyond the soft border, but be aware that anything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
    Are there any protection plugins on the server?No, we have only added plugins that have no effect on the vanilla feel, such as no TPA or land protecting plugins.

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  • EcoCraft Space Odyssey 1.20.4

    EcoCraft Space Odyssey 1.20.4

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    Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies too!

    You can build your own epic castle and then battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will make your heart race faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

    And the best part? You can ride on the backs of dragons and fly through the sky like a majestic superhero!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • DatelessDweebs Minecraft SMP

    DatelessDweebs Minecraft SMP

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    OMG, so like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro! Like, they have diamonds for days and the admins are like, super cool and give out free enchanted gear all the time. Plus, there’s this one time where a creeper blew up the entire spawn and everyone had to rebuild from scratch, but it was so fun and chaotic, LOL.

    And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you die, you have to do a silly dance IRL before you can respawn. It’s so hilarious watching people try to floss while fighting off zombies, I can’t even. And the best part is, they have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Like, what even is that? But it’s so awesome, you have to see it to believe it.

    So yeah, if you’re tired of boring old SMP servers and want to join a wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community, then you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

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  • CraftyShitSurvivor

    CraftyShitSurvivor

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    If they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Trust us, after surviving a zombie apocalypse, navigating through a maze of creepers, and battling a dragon in the Nether, you’ll come out the other side a true Minecraft warrior. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from griefers and trolls. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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  • MegaEmbassyMC Server

    MegaEmbassyMC Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where you can clash with other players in epic battles just like protesters clashing with police outside a mega-embassy in london! build your own mega-embassy and show off your diplomatic skills as you negotiate with other players for resources. who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and excitement in minecraft? join now and experience the thrill of virtual protests and police clashes like never before!

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  • PixelPewPew: RussianRageQuit

    PixelPewPew: RussianRageQuit

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have HIMARS strike that ‘eliminated’ entire russian command post in ukraine! yasss, you heard it right, we have real life military action happening in our minecraft world. join us for the thrill of dodging missiles while building your dream castle. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have explosions and chaos at every turn? plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

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  • Rapid Weight Loss Dementia – Crafty Minds

    Rapid Weight Loss Dementia – Crafty Minds

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    HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN THE SAME OLD BORIN MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR U! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE U LOSE WEIGHT SO FAST U MIGHT FORGET UR OWN NAME!

    WE’VE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “HUNGRY HIPPOS” WHERE U RACE AGAINST OTHER PLAYERS TO EAT THE MOST FOOD IN A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME. AND IF U WIN, U GET A SPECIAL PRIZE THAT’LL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U’RE IN A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, U MIGHT ACTUALLY FORGET HOW TO SPELL “DIAMOND”! AND IF U BUILD THE BEST CREATION, U’LL BE REWARDED WITH A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT CAN MINE DIAMONDS IN ONE HIT!

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND WEIGHT-LOSIN’ SERVER! U MIGHT END UP FORGETTIN’ WHERE U ARE, BUT U’LL NEVER FORGET THE FUN U HAD!

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  • LanderYT

    LanderYT

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    Welcome to LanderYT SMP

    We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

    Server Tweaks:

    Custom texture packA few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
    The only teleport command of /spawnOnce again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
    Datapacks from HermitcraftWe installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
    DiscordSRVDiscord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
    CoreProtectSince we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

    Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

    Our server is now 6 months old.

    We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

    Application process:

    You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

    Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    When did the server start?The server started in October 2021.
    What are the rewards for events?Event coins, which can be used to buy shulker boxes and cosmetic items.
    Is there a teleport command other than /spawn?No, the only teleport command allowed is /spawn in the overworld.
    How old is the server?The server is 6 months old.
    How can I join the server?Fill in a high-effort application form and wait for acceptance.

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  • MysticCraft Realms 1.20.3

    MysticCraft Realms 1.20.3

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    Join this wacky Minecraft server where you can point and laugh at chestlets all day long! We’ve got VShojo and vtubers galore, with Zen playing Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 for fun, not sponsored! Hestia is grinding away at Marvel Rivals, doing her best. But wait, Ari is debuting a new pink outfit RIGHT NOW! She’s officially a pink thing, whatever that means.

    Come hang out with Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen on this crazy server. We’ve got dedicated discussions for Kson, Henya, Mouse, and more! Keep things comfy and civil by ignoring bait and reporting trolls.

    Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and experience the chaos for yourself! But remember, reality is just a suggestion here.

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