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BoysOnly Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

SpongepocalypseNZ

Biodiversity loss, climate change, conservation efforts, Coral Reefs, Devastating, ecological devastation, ecosystem collapse, environmental crisis, global impact, largest ever recorded, marine life, marine species, marine sponges, mass bleaching, natural disaster, New Zealand coastline, ocean conservation, over 50% killed, SpongepocalypseNZ, underwater habitats

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more sponge than the entire ocean of New Zealand! We got over 50 million sponges for you to build with, but watch out for the evil sea creatures trying to bleach them all! It’s a battle for survival, with over 1000 kilometers of coastline to explore and conquer. Will you be the hero who saves the sponges or the villain who destroys them all? Join now and be part of the most devastating sponge war in Minecraft history!

CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

CraftyRoll, long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Thread, roll thread time, Server, tags, Thread, thread time, Time

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mines Excavated:	3214	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Zombie Dances:	8	Enchantments Applied:	225
Secret Passages Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

1960s, ANTHOLOGY, black and white, classic, cult favorite, DIMENSION, iconic, mind-bending, Mysterious, popped off, psychological thriller, Reboot, Revival, Rod Serling, Sci Fi, Supernatural, surreal, time travel, tv show, Twilight Zone, TwilightZonePoppedOffMCSMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Votes:	6517

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Animals Bred:	94
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7939
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

CountryRejects, cultural norms, DATING, emotional struggles, feeling isolated, gender dynamics, in my country, Insecurity, like me, Loneliness, love life, Minecraft, no woman, Personal experiences, rejection, relationships, seeking connection, self esteem, self worth, Server, social acceptance, societal expectations, struggling with relationships

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	241
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Redstone Defense Co.

Advanced Weapons, air defenses, arms trade, Defense, defense industry, defense systems, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military support, military technology, missile defense, political tensions, Redstone, russia, S-400 missile system, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic partnership

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Secret Passages Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Gods Slained:	0

so, like, u know how russia and iran are like bffs now? well, apparently russia is hooking iran up with some sick air defenses. like, imagine playing minecraft on a server where u gotta dodge missiles and stuff while building ur epic base. it’s like real life meets minecraft, but way more intense. join our server and see if u can survive the ultimate air defense challenge. plus, who knows, maybe putin will drop by for a visit and give u some pointers on how to dominate the game. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late!

RejuvaClock: UncertainCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Farms Harvested:	670	Villages Defended:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1477

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just wanna build stuff and chill but then ur clock starts acting all wonky and u can’t trust it anymore? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the unpredictability u need to keep u on ur toes and make u question reality. join us for a wild ride of uncertainty and rejuvenation effects that will have u questioning everything u thought u knew about time and space. plus, our community is filled with crazy peeps who will keep u entertained for hours on end. come join us and see if u can handle the madness!