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CannabisCraft: Ruminal Remix

animal stomachs, C. indica, C. sativa, Cannabis, CannabisCraft, concentrations, dietary, digestion, effects, findings, greenhouse gas emissions, Livestock, methane production, Microbiome, Modification, remix, research, Ruminal, ruminal fermentation, Specific, study, supplementation, volatile fatty acids

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	194	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

so, like, u know how animals have stomachs? well, some smart peeps did a study and found out that if u play on our server, u can, like, modify ruminal fermentation and make methane production go WILD. yea, u heard me right. join our server and become the ultimate animal stomach modifier. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

SHULKER

LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, survival PVP ranks staff friends joy lifesteal community factions minigames economy adventure creative exploration build roleplay fantasy PvP multiplayer competitive

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

WELCOME TO SHULKER.MC. WE ALL ARE FRIENDS SO PLAY IN SERVER WITH JOY. OUR SERVER HAVE MANY STAFFS. OUR SERVER HAVE RANKS. OUR SERVER IS BASED ON LIFESTEAL , SURVIVAL , PVP ETC.

50.114.207.9:25627

Crescenta SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets semi-crazy! Come join the madness in Version 1.19+ now, only if you’re 13+!

3d, better, Brewery, Colonist, Community, Crescenta, Custom World Generation, Discord link, dynamic, Dynmap, Economy Balancing, Expanding World, flavor plugins, ImageFrame, java, Join, madness, meets, Nations/SMP, New Gods, proximity voice chat, Semi-Casual, SemiCrazy, Semivanilla, smp, Spice, Towny, Version, Youre

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3428	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Votes:	1807	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds!
Custom world generation!
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap!
Proximity Voice Chat!
Resource balancing tweaks!
Community flavor plugins!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	crescenta.org
What is the server version?	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Is there a Discord server?	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Long lasting worlds, custom world generation, Bluemap for 3D exploration, Proximity Voice Chat, resource balancing tweaks, and community flavor plugins.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players should be 13 years or older due to Discord’s policy.

Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

Ahahaha, Apology, comedy, cultural reference, forgive me, forgiveness, funny, humor, humor tags, humor therapy, inside joke, Japanese culture, Laughter, laughter therapy, lol, Minecraft, mistake, Mitsubishi, Mitsubishis, MITSUBISHISAMA, NONONONNO, oh, sama, Server, silly

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Potions Brewed:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

Gone Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, Disappointment, emotional impact, G.O.A.T, Gaming, Gaming Community, Joel and Ellie, Minecraft, naughty dog, post-apocalyptic, Server, storytelling, survival horror, The Dark Knight Rises, The Last of Us, The Last of Us 1, video game, video game criticism, WORST, wrong, WTF

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4134
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	149

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as The Last of Us 2? Look no further! Our server is more lit than The Dark Knight Rises and will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the disappointment in the world.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. We promise you won’t be bored, and you definitely won’t be disappointed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

FruitNinja Minecraft Server

FruitNinja, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like Jamie embraces her fruit obsession! Join us for a wild ride filled with moldy teabags, fruit fly infestations, and half-eaten apples crawling with flies.

Looking for a server where you can throw out fruit without being accused of wasting food? Look no further! Our community understands the struggle of living with someone who turns the kitchen counter into a fruit orchard with questionable hygiene practices.

Embark on a quest to clean up the kitchen and battle against the fruit fly infestation that threatens to take over. Will you be the sanitation hero or will you be accused of disrespecting dietary choices? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

WeddingWhiteOut or CrazyCousinChaos

Communication Issues, cousin, CrazyCousinChaos, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, mental breakdown, mental illness, passive aggressive, social awkwardness, social interactions, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guests’ attire, wedding reception, WeddingWhiteOut, white dress

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to not wear white! That’s right, we take fashion faux pas very seriously in our pixelated world.

Join us and you might just encounter some crazy drama like the time a player showed up in a white dress to a wedding and all chaos broke loose. Imagine the hilarity of trying to navigate through a virtual world while dealing with family feuds and passive aggressive comments – it’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in – just remember, leave the white attire at home!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

communication in marriage, CraftyCouple, happily married, husband and wife, long term relationship, love and commitment, marital bliss, marriage advice, marriage companionship, marriage harmony, marriage longevity, marriage satisfaction, Marriage Support, marriage tips, married life, Married men, Minecraft, partnership in marriage, reddit, relationship goals, secret to marriage, Server, successful marriage

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	137

Are you tired of being nagged by your wife to spend less time playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from the real world! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about hearing “why are you always on that stupid game” ever again. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds mined on our server are actually good luck charms for a happy marriage. So come join us and keep the love alive, one block at a time!

WeddingCraftGoneWild

bizarre excuses, cold feet, family drama, last minute change of heart, love gone wrong, marriage mishaps, outlandish excuses, relationship drama, relationship issues, shocking revelations, strange circumstances, surprising revelations, unconventional reasons, unexpected reasons, unexpected turn of events, unusual situations, wedding cancelation, wedding disaster, wedding planning gone wrong, WeddingCraftGoneWild, wild wedding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2428
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Potions Brewed:	126	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Have you heard about the guy who called off his wedding because his fiancée wouldn’t let him build a giant diamond castle in Minecraft? Well, if you want to avoid ending up like him, you better join our Minecraft server where we encourage all your wildest building dreams! Who needs a spouse when you can have a virtual diamond castle, am I right? Join now and build your way to eternal happiness (and avoid any wedding drama)!

GazaGriefers: StopTheFires

Ceasefire, Civilian, Conflict, Gaza Strip, GazaGriefers, Gazans, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, idf, international relations, Israel, Local rebellion, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, Palestinian, Peacekeeping, protest, resistance, SECURITY, StopTheFires, violence

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a wild ride of a time trying to stop the evil forces of Hamas from firing at Israel! we have a bunch of crazy rebels in Gaza trying to take down the bad guys with their pickaxes and swords. join us for some intense battles and hilarious moments as we fight for peace in the blocky world. plus, we have a secret weapon that shoots TNT at our enemies – it’s a blast! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the ‘Local Rebellion’!