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HospitalHaunts

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a hospital on steroids! Imagine running through hallways filled with zombie nurses and skeleton doctors, trying to survive and complete quests to escape the madness. And don’t even get me started on the haunted operating room where you have to battle a giant mutant creeper to save the patient! So if you’re ready for a heart-pounding adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us on our hospital-themed Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring plenty of bandages and potions, because things are about to get crazy!

Epic House Doctor Server

brilliant.., British, crossover, Doctor, Doctor Who, Drama, Epic, fan favorite, FANTASY, Hospital, House, Hugh Laurie, iconic, long-running, medical drama, sarcastic, science fiction, Server, Tardis, time travel, tv show, Witty

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft

biological discovery, cell discovery, cell potential, cell research, cell therapy, EndoMac, EndoMac progenitors, Future, future of medicine, generation, medical advancement, medical innovation, Mice, Minecraft, new type of cell, progenitors, regenerative medicine, scientific breakthrough, scientists, stem cells, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue repair, Unique abilities

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	50
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ down! Scientists just found some new cells that are gonna blow your mind! These cells, called ‘EndoMac progenitors’, are like supercharged power-ups for your Minecraft world! They can repair and regenerate tissue like nobody’s business!

Imagine having a pet creeper that can actually heal you when it explodes! Or building a castle that can magically fix itself if it gets damaged! These EndoMac progenitors are gonna take your Minecraft game to a whole new level!

So come on, join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure! Who knows what other mind-blowing secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s do this, gamers! Let’s conquer the unknown together!

She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

Antagonist, battle, Conflict, Dark, death, Destruction, Evil, FANTASY, Fiction, Heartless, Killed, Loss, millions, Minecraft, murder, power, Protagonist, Server, She killed millions, Story, Tragedy, Unversed, Vengeance, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Towns Built:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Alien Abductions:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Animals Bred:	188
Runes Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

TattooCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body autonomy, body modification, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, emotions, Expression, Girlfriend, love and acceptance., Minecraft, personal choice, relationship, Respect, self love, Server, soulmates, Support, TattooCraft, tattoos, Understanding

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Towns Built:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

Alone Time, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadGFFreeFootyFUN, emotional boundaries, family, father daughter, father’s girlfriend, football game, INDEPENDENCE, Parent-child relationship, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, respect for feelings, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	5392	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	1384
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

#sustainability, 4Causez, activism, advocacy, animal welfare, causes, Charity, civil rights, climate change, community service, education, empowerment, Environment, equality, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health, Passion, PassionateMC, POVERTY, smp, social justice, volunteering

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyMyths

common beliefs, CraftyMyths, debunked theories, fallacies, false assumptions., false beliefs, falsehoods, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, Misinformation, myth busters, myths and facts, myths busted, myths exposed, Popular misconceptions, popular myths, truth revealed, truth vs myth, untruths, Urban Legends, widely believed lies

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	8064	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the truth about all the crazy conspiracy theories out there! Did you know that the moon is actually made of cheese and aliens are using it as a giant snack? Well, on our server, you can team up with other players to build a rocket ship and travel to the moon to find out for yourself! But be careful, because the moon is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their cheese stash. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Crafty Chilean Migration: No Crime Shift

Chile, Chilean, Chileans, concern, Crafty, crime, crime rates, cultural integration, Evidence, Haitian immigrants, Haitian migration, Immigration Policy, immigration shock, Impact, international migration, Migration, migration patterns, public perception, rapid shift, Safety, SECURITY, Shift, Social Issues, societal change

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

so, liek, u kno wat wud b super fun? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont evn believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles.

u kno wat else is wild? the story behind dis server. so, like, there was dis group of haitian migrants who came to chile and everyone was all freaked out about crime, but turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding. so now, we got dis awesome server where u can come chill and have a blast without any worries.

join us now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u wont regret it. #minecraft4life #crazystories #joinusbro