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  • Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

    Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 2461
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Animals Bred: 94
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

    Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

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  • Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 3735
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6505 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

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  • RedPenTeacher404

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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 6429
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Divine Spears Created: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

    Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

    But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

    So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

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  • CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

    CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 5189
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

    But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

    So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

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  • CringeCraft_Server

    CringeCraft_Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 189
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Enchantments Applied: 201
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

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  • Pirates of the Dead

    Pirates of the Dead
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 3727
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Villages Defended: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 138 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 New Chunks Explored: 499743
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

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  • Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

    Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 1595
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

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  • HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

    HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 8425
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 471
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 458
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 82

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

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  • SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

    SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 9692
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Potions Brewed: 24
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

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  • NoobMaster69

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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 1841
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 258199 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

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    Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

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