HahaCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Trump, comedic critique, funny, haha, HahaCraft, humor, laughing at politics, laughing at Trump, Minecraft, Political Comedy, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, Political satire, presidential jokes, presidential mockery, satire, Server, Trump administration, Trump jokes, Trump mockery, Trump Sucks

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	169

Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP – >30 LINK

>30 LINK, backlinking, content strategy, Digital Marketing, gt30, keyword research, Link, link building, long tail tag, meta tags, Minecraft, online marketing, online presence, online visibility, organic search, PixelatedPals, search engine optimization, search engine ranking, Seo, smp, web analytics, website optimization, website performance, website promotion, website traffic

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored and the creepers dance the cha-cha!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! The player danced the night away with skeletons and zombies until the sun came up. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring ones. Imagine the riches you could have with a whole coop of Diamond Chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding cows. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DiaperDutyDenied

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Decision making, diaper changing, DiaperDutyDenied, family dynamics, Gender Roles, guilt tripping, judgment, long tail, medical reasons, nervousness, paraprofessional experience, parenting, Personal preferences, Potty training, responsibilities, sibling relationships

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So, imagine this: you log onto our server and you’re immediately thrown into a world where changing diapers is the ultimate challenge. Yes, you heard that right. Diapers. You’ll be faced with changing virtual diapers left and right, and trust me, it’s not as easy as it sounds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with family drama that will keep you entertained for hours. From siblings refusing to change diapers to parents guilt-tripping you for not stepping up, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

And hey, if you think changing diapers in real life is tough, just wait until you try it in Minecraft. It’s a whole new level of chaos that will have you questioning your life choices.

So come join our server and experience the diaper-changing madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP

common practices, Cultural differences, customs, different, everyday life, habits, Individuality, Minecraft, normal, NormalNotNormal, norms, Perception, personal beliefs, Personal experiences, perspective, smp, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Subjective, Traditions, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Crops Grown:	7066	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds and building bland houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the cows wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who prances around leaving a trail of glitter wherever it goes. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer its magical wool, you’ll be granted the power of flight for a whole day!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and absurdity! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

NotCheatingButCrafting

accusations, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Defense, emotional intelligence, Empathy, fidelity, Honesty, love, loyalty, Men, misunderstanding, NotCheatingButCrafting, perspective, Reassurance, reddit, relationships, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Are you tired of being accused of cheating in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can cheat all you want without any consequences! Build secret hideouts for your side pieces, create elaborate traps to catch your significant other snooping around, and even have a pet parrot that squawks “I’m faithful, I swear!” every time your partner logs on. Join now and cheat your way to victory!

CloudySoulzMC

Afterlife, Atmospheric, Celestial, Clouds, CloudySoulzMC, dead people, eerie, Ethereal, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, Metaphysical, Mystery, mystical, OTHERWORLDLY, Philosophical, Souls, SPIRITUAL, Supernatural, surreal, Thought-provoking

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2740	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ores Mined:	1233	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Yo, so imagine this, right? What if clouds were actually the souls of dead people just chillin’ up in the sky? Crazy, right? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore this wacky concept and build your own cloud city filled with ghostly inhabitants.

Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience where you can battle it out with other players in epic sky wars, or team up to conquer the cloud kingdom and become the ruler of the skies.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground realm where you can mine for rare ores and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this twisted version of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this bizarre world where clouds are more than just fluffy white things in the sky.

LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!

Cases, epidemiology, findings, health, high incidence areas, higher, infection, Lyme Disease, Lyme Disease awareness, Lyme Disease prevention, Lyme Disease treatment, LymeCraft, public health, research, statistics, study, Tick, tick bites, tick prevention, tick-borne diseases, tick-borne illness, US

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a case of the giggles! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).

forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events

age, atmosphere, border, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Events, Excited, Explore, Feedback, Folks, Fun, ideas, Mechanics, Minecraft, Moderation, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, Soft, Spigot, stress, Tpa, Vanilla, WEEKLY

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crops Grown:	3678
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Buildings Constructed:	25

CanopyMC Server

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – Explore freely within an 8K boundary Semi-Vanilla – Minimal plugins for vanilla feel Dynamic Map – View builds in real time New Hats – Custom hats for players Datapacks – Various gameplay enhancements Weekly Server Events – Fun activities for everyone Community Builds – Collaborative projects

Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.

Q: Can I build outside of the soft border?

A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there player ranks or special privileges?

A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.

SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	51	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

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