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Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2844	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

decay, ParentalCraft, signs

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!

Zelenskyy’s Peace Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Japanese media, Minecraft, negotiations, November, Peace, peace agreement, peace plan, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, Plan, political strategy, Server, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Emeralds Found:	8028	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.

you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.

so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.

KurskCraft: Refinery Rumble

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Destruction, eastern europe, Energy Sector, escalation, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military Action, Oil Refinery, political tension, refinery, RETALIATION, Rumble, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Items Found:	5358	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Falling into the Void:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up oil refineries like it’s nobody’s business! we’re like ukraine’s military but in minecraft, taking out those pesky oil refineries in russia’s kursk region. join us for some explosive fun and chaos, because who needs peace when you can have a blast in minecraft? plus, we have the coolest mods and plugins to make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!

DeathCraft: The Ultimate Solution

acceptance, Closure, Darkness, death, DeathCraft, Despair, End.., Escape, eternal rest, fate, finality, inevitability, Last Resort, mortality, Peace, Problems, Release, solution, Surrender, True, Ultimate

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

So, like, u know how life can be, like, super lame and stuff? well, on this server, the only true last resort to all our problems is death. but, like, in a fun way! we have, like, the craziest death traps and challenges that will make u laugh so hard u might actually die. but, like, in a good way.

join our server if u want to, like, experience the most epic and hilarious deaths ever. we have, like, lava pits, giant spiders, and even a maze filled with exploding chickens. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we have, like, the friendliest community ever. everyone is, like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so, like, come join us and let’s all die together in the most ridiculous ways possible. it’s, like, the best time ever, trust me.

CERF Hub

Adventure, Animals, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Feedback, Forge, Friends, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

New vanilla Pixelmon Server (In Progress)

Minecraft Version 1.16.5

Pixelmon Version 9.1.11 Download Pixelmon Here –> https://reforged.gg/

Download Forge Here –> https://files.minecraftforge.net/net/minecraftforge/forge/index_1.16.5.html

Give feedback as to how to make the server better! Also Vote for this server!

Try to build a community with your friends!

https://discord.gg/r99PRjTSDc

51.81.245.168:25585

CoastSideMC

Awesome Players, bedrock, CoastSideMC, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Friendly staff, high quality, hiring staff, java, Minecraft, Network, Prisons, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Unique Content, Website

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Enchantments Applied:	295	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

CoastSideMC is a high-quality Minecraft Network! Featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! We are hiring Staff apply via our website our Discord.

JAVA IP: play.coastsidemc.com Bedrock IP and Port: play.coastsidemc.com:25565 Website: coastsidemc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/MHbGg6AfDJ 1.8 -> Latest are supported!

» Survival (SMP) » Skyblock (Coming Soon) » Creative (Coming Soon) » Prisons (Coming Soon)

play.coastsidemc.com

DearCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, battlepass, DearCraft, GIF, Help, Minecraft, ONLINE, small server, super stoves, unique items

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

This is an Anarchy server. We have unique items, super stoves, and BattlePass is coming soon. Online is still small, but I think you can help us.

81.176.176.63

Genesis Box PvP

auction house, Community, Competition, Duels, enthusiasts, Events, Fun, Gaming, Genesis Box, Genesis Box PvP, Genesis Survival, Koth, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	42332	Mines Excavated:	2154
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

From the creator of Genesis Survival, We present to you. Genesis Box PvP! We offer tons of features from KOTH to Duels and Quests and more! We also have an Auction House so you can sell your goods to other PvP Enthusiasts! We hope to see you here soon! Come now to get a head start against everyone else.

boxpvp.minecraft.best:25564