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CraftyTruthsMC

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyTruthsMC, difficult conversations, emotional reactions, exclusion, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, group dynamics, Honesty, honesty vs. diplomacy, loyalty, oversharing, personal boundaries, social dynamics, social etiquette, social gatherings, social media drama, truthfulness, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy…unless you’re like Lily! Join us for a drama-free, filter-filled experience where you can be yourself without fear of oversharing or awkward moments. Our server is the perfect getaway from exhausting friends who can’t take a hint.

Embark on epic adventures with a group of players who value honesty and respect, and leave the drama at the door (or in Lily’s case, on social media). Build your dream world without worrying about someone making inappropriate jokes or bringing up embarrassing stories from the past.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be sure that your friends won’t exclude you for being too honest or lacking a filter. Plus, who doesn’t love a good ol’ game of Minecraft without the unnecessary drama? Come join us and leave the oversharing at home!

GirlfriendRevelations Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Communication, DATING, Differences, emotions, experiences, Girlfriend, GirlfriendRevelations, Insights, Intimacy, learning, love, Minecraft, perceptions, Perspectives, relationships, Respect, revelations, smp, Stereotypes, Surprises, Understanding, Women

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a whole new world, man. You gotta join because the admins are like wizards or something, always casting crazy spells and making diamonds rain from the sky. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boosts for days.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. There’s this group of players who call themselves the Chicken Army, and they ride around on giant chickens wearing diamond armor. They’re like the protectors of the server, always making sure everyone is safe from creepers and zombies. And rumor has it, they can summon a dragon to fight for them in PvP battles. It’s insane, man.

Oh, and did I mention the weekly dance parties at the village square? Yeah, we all get together and bust out our best dance moves while the DJ plays sick beats. It’s like a rave, but in Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine lurking in the shadows, watching over us all.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, wildest Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyDeclineMC

Abandoned, bad ending, couldn’t finish, CraftyDeclineMC, Decline, decline in characters, decline in plot, decline in quality, decline in writing, DISAPPOINTING, Disappointment, frustrating, lost interest, lost momentum, ruined, Show, stopped watching, television, TV, unwatchable, wasted potential

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Runes Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Remember that one show that started off amazing but then went downhill faster than a pig on ice skates? Yeah, well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like, but in a good way! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we take you on a journey from epic builds to chaotic battles with creepers that have learned how to do the Macarena. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away, just like you couldn’t look away from that train wreck of a show. So come on, hop on board and see just how far we can plummet into madness together!

MineCraftUkraineCrafters

deputy PM, economic recovery, Economy, employment, employment opportunities, job creation, job growth, job market, labor force, labor shortage, Manpower, MineCraftUkraineCrafters, post-war recovery, ReBuilding, rebuilding efforts, Reconstruction, Ukraine, Ukrainian government, workers, Workforce, workforce development

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Votes:	6622	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3602
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	6608	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

lol imagine if ukraine was a minecraft server and they needed 4.5 million workers to help them recover from a creeper attack. like, the deputy PM is all like “we need more players to help us rebuild our village and mine for diamonds.” so if u wanna be a hero and save ukraine from total destruction, join this server and show off your epic building skills. plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting for u to explore. come join the fun and be part of the most epic post-war recovery mission in minecraft history!

Warriors of Victory 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adversity, Battles, Challenges, Conflict, Defeat, determination, LOSE, Overcoming, perseverance, Possible.., resilience, strategy, success, triumph, Victory, War, Warriors, WIN

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6032
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4837
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered if you can totally suck at PvP but still dominate the server? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, anything is possible! Join us and experience the thrill of losing battles but winning the war like a boss!

We’ve got mobs that will make you question your existence, and PvP battles that will leave you questioning reality. But hey, who needs skills when you have sheer determination and a whole lot of luck, am I right?

So come on, join us on this wild ride where losing is winning and winning is…well, still winning. Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion, join now and embrace the madness!

BestieBuildsOnly

Best Friend, BestieBuildsOnly, brother, ceiling plan, Communication, construction, counter productive, Decision making, future plans, Home decor, house projects, INPUT, interior design, involvement, opinion, relationship, renovation ideas, Renovations, sister, wasting time, wooden beams

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	179	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your opinion as much as your boyfriend values his best friend’s? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of making important decisions about wooden beams on the ceiling of virtual houses.

Imagine spending months discussing beam sizes and models with your virtual partner, only to have them change their plans overnight because of their virtual best friend’s opinion. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making, but hey, that’s what makes our server unique!

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to have your virtual house renovation plans completely derailed by a random opinion. It’s all part of the adventure on our server!

RedditSMP: “Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”

baffling language, bizarre language, common phrases, Communication, confusing statements, DRIVE, driveways, Expressions, IDIOMS, illogical expressions, language quirks, linguistic oddities, nonsensical language, nonsensical sayings, odd communication, park, parkways, perplexing phrases, perplexing talk, puzzling words, reddit, RedditSMP, strange idioms, strange sayings, weird phrases

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave.

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Plus, our resident villager trades emeralds for memes and our pet wolves can do backflips on command.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCreeperz: No griefing, only giggles!

#sustainability, Accountability, cooperation, CraftyCreeperz, Environmental Protection, equality, ethical behavior, Fairness, giggles, global law, Griefing, Harmony, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, new law, Peace, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Rule of Law, social justice, Unity, universal law, world law

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only law is to have fun and unleash your creativity!

Imagine a world where everyone is required to wear a mustache made out of rainbow-colored wool at all times. That’s right, our server’s one and only law is that every player must sport a fabulous mustache that would make even Salvador Dali jealous.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that a mustache and talking cows could make for such a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft?

Mint Fantôme Kingdom 1.20.1

1.20.1, bluesky, Divegrass team, event streams, Fantôme, games, Kingdom, MEMBERSHIP, merch, Mint, Mint Fantôme, Music, PNG Dress Edition, twitter, Twitter Spaces, Unarchived Karaokes, youtube channel

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Animals Bred:	110	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more memes than you can shake a stick at, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you question your own existence. So come on down and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoD8JustMine

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Decision making, emotional intelligence, emotional wellbeing, Guilt, Honesty, NoD8JustMine, not ready, patience, personal space, PRESSURE, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress, taking things slow, Understanding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of being pressured into a relationship in Minecraft? Do you just want to mine and build in peace without someone constantly asking you to be their blocky boyfriend or girlfriend? Then come join our server, where we understand the importance of taking things slow and focusing on yourself!

We have a community of players who also value their independence and don’t want to rush into anything. Whether you’re dealing with stress from creepers blowing up your creations or skeletons shooting you from afar, we get it and we support you!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can just be yourself and not feel guilty about not wanting a relationship, join us! We promise you won’t be pressured into anything other than having a good time and enjoying the game. Plus, we have plenty of virtual therapy llamas to help you work through your feelings. Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama in Minecraft!