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Just Money Made Up Minecraft SMP

barter, Civilization, Conflict, cooperation, Currency, Economy, exchange, financial system, Food, Human nature, Minecraft, MONEY, paper money, Resources, scarcity, sharing, smp, society, Survival, Trade, Value, wealth

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	7549
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a thriving economy based on trading pieces of paper with pictures on them! Why kill each other for food when you can just trade some funny money instead?

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of chickens, and have dance parties with creepers! Who needs real money when you can just trade imaginary currency in a virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate paper millionaire?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the economy is the players themselves!

Tipsy Creeper Minecraft Server

alcohol, blurred lines, Casual Sex, creeper, Decision making, desire, Drunk, hook up, horny, IMPULSIVE, intoxicated, intoxicated state, late night, Lust, Minecraft, one night stand, Party, questionable choices, regret, risky behavior, Server, sexual encounter, tipsy, uninhibited

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild night out at the club – you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!

J-Rod’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, alien encounters, alien invasion, area 51, conspiracy theories, Extraterrestrial, government cover-ups, interstellar travel, J-Rod, JRods, Minecraft, movies, mysterious beings, mysterious creatures, outer space, roswell, sci-fi films, science fiction, smp, space exploration, speculative fiction, top secret, ufo sightings, unidentified flying objects

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Items Found:	6609	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, treasure hunts for hidden diamond blocks, and even a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig! Rumor has it that J Rod himself makes appearances on our server, giving out enchanted gear to lucky players who can defeat him in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

SatuRday MineCraft SeRver

activities, Chores, day off, Enjoy, errands, family time, Free Time, Fun, lazy day, leisure, Minecraft, Plans, recharge, Relaxation, REST, Routine, saturday, Server, sleep in, Tomorrow, unwind, weekend

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be on a Saturday! Why should you join? Because on our server, pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Join us tomorrow for our special “Llama Llama Ding Dong” event where all players must ride llamas while singing nursery rhymes backwards to unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves to win exclusive prizes like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts.

So why wait? Join us tomorrow for a Saturday you’ll never forget on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP

BRIBE, bribery, campaign finance, Corruption, cost, Democracy, donald trump, election, electoral college, Ethics, Government, influence, kamala harris, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, political strategy, Politics, power play, Presidential election, scandal, smp, vote switching

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	709	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only votes that matter are the ones for who builds the best dirt house! We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who are experts in electoral fraud – they’ll make sure Kamala Harris wins by a landslide! Plus, our server currency is golden carrots, so you can bribe your way to victory! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

Boobs, Crafty, Edition, Minecraft, nice tits, nice tits edition, Server, Social, social edition

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the Social – nice tits edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.

Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

assault, Brutal, brutal moggings, Community, crime, criminal, Dangerous, Incident, ITT, law enforcement, Minecraft, moggings, mugging, perpetrator, post, robbery, Safety, SECURITY, smp, theft, Traumatic, Urban, Victim, violence

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Void Armor Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Void Gems Collected:	36
Magic Items Found:	2446	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…

American Craft Minecraft Server

Admiration, America, American, american culture, American dream, American Flag, American hero, american history, American icon, american identity, American spirit, American values, AMERICANS, citizenship, Craft, hulk hogan, Idol, love, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, Server, true American, united states

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	68	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	37
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you ready to Hulk smash your way through the ultimate Minecraft server? Join us and become a true American hero like Hulk Hogan! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue blocks for you to build the most patriotic creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll gain the strength of a thousand bald eagles! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your American spirit in the most epic way possible!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

89087928, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, PixelatedPickle, previous, smp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Overdesigned Holomem Minecraft Server

Appearance, Bricks, character design, cluttered, colors, design, Details, Dev_is, gura, hololive, holomem, lego, Mess, Minecraft, overdesigned, plushies, recognition, recognizable, Server, Simplicity, simplistic design, toy design, Vtuber

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6582
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9277	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as simple and recognizable as Gura herself? Look no further, because our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could do it! Plus, our dev_is are so cluttered with random stuff, you’ll be too busy laughing at their plushies to even focus on building. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and maybe even a few lego bricks along the way!