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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6726 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4402 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Star Shards Collected: | 267 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary golden potato that grants you unlimited powers.
And don’t even get me started on the community events we have. Last week, we had a build-off competition where the winner got a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Like, how insane is that?
So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise. So yeah, come join the madness!