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TendonCraft: Fiber Fun & Recovery

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, bro? well, let me tell u sumthin’, dis server is so lit, it’s gonna make ur Achilles tendon injury recover faster than u can say “diamond sword”! we got new imaging techniques dat will blow ur mind, showing u patterns in injured tendons dat u never knew existed.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, let me tell u a story. dere was dis player who joined da server and his Achilles tendon was all messed up, but after playin’ on our server, he was jumpin’ around like a pro in no time! his tendon was healin’ faster than u can say “creeper explosion”!

so, if u wanna have a blast, make new friends, and heal ur tendon at da same time, den dis server is da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s have some fun together!

Spugunke

Active players, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, grow, Ip:, java, Minecraft, non-laggy, original feel, PORT, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Towns, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

‘Spugunke’ Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Spugunke
Server Age	2 days old
Features	Tpa’s, /spawn, sethomes, Non-Laggy server, Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
Discord	Join Discord
Java IP	spugunke.net
Version	1.21.4
Bedrock IP	spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can join by using the Java IP: spugunke.net or Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best with Port 25565.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, make sure to check out the rules on our Discord server and follow them to maintain a positive gameplay experience for everyone.

3. Can I create my own town or join an existing one?

Yes, there are different teams and towns on the server that you can join or create your own to build a thriving community.

4. Is the server lag-free?

Yes, the server is non-laggy for a smooth gameplay experience.

5. How can I teleport to other players?

You can use the Tpa command to teleport to other players within the server.

Candy Cereal Wonderland 1.21.1

1.21.1, artificial flavors, balanced diet, breakfast cereals, breakfast choices, breakfast options, candy, CEREAL, childhood obesity, consumer awareness, dietary habits, empty calories, Food Industry, health concerns, hidden sugars, marketing tactics, nutritional value, processed foods, sugar addiction, sugar overload, sugary cereals, unhealthy eating, wonderland

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5420	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Divine Spears Created:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because we got breakfast cereals that are literally candy in the game! I mean, who needs a balanced diet when you can just munch on sugary goodness all day in blocky form, am I right? Plus, we’re all about questioning reality here, like seriously, what are we even doing with our lives? So come join us and let’s make some questionable life choices together in this wacky Minecraft world!

Walnut DNA Fun Land

40 million years, alternating sexes, Dna, DNA polymorphism, evolutionary stability, female-first flowering, Fun, gene variants, genetic inheritance, genetic mutations, genetic research, genetics, Land, male-first flowering, plant evolution, plant genetics, plant genetics research, plant reproduction, reproductive biology, walnut, walnut genetics., walnut species, walnut trees, walnuts

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Towns Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	2441	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like walnuts but wit alternating sexes! like, imagine u log in and ur character is a walnut but one day u could be a female walnut and the next day u could be a male walnut! it’s like a genetic experiment gone wild in da minecraft world. and get dis, researchers found two variants of a gene linked to female-first or male-first flowering in walnuts! like, how crazy is dat? dis DNA polymorphism has been stable for almost 40 million years, so u know dis server is legit old school. join now and be a part of da nutty adventure!

Vanilla Multiplayer

bedrock, building, classic, Community, cross-platform, Discord, Economy, Exploration, game breaking, java, modifications, multiplayer, Protection, Reset, Shop, smp, Suggestions, Survival, THRIVING, Vanilla, VOICE, Website

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16

Server Name	Vanilla Multiplayer
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Features	Survival Gameplay, Grief Protection, Player-Driven Economy, Cross-Platform Support

Server Overview

Vanilla Multiplayer is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server that offers a pure survival experience with added features to enhance gameplay. Our goal is to foster a community-driven environment where players can build, explore, and thrive without the worry of world resets or griefing.

Server Details

Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132

Community Links

FAQ

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Vanilla Multiplayer. We have protections in place to safeguard players’ builds.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to run their own shops and control the economy on the server.

Is the server in beta testing?

Yes, Vanilla Multiplayer is currently in heavy beta testing. Players are encouraged to report any issues or suggestions on our Discord server.

Walmart Sock Thief 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, arrest, consequences, consequences of shoplifting, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, global perspective, law enforcement, online humiliation, petty theft, public shaming, Retail, SECURITY, Shoplifting, social media, Sock, Surveillance, theft, thief, video sharing, Walmart

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	1776

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – on this server, if you shoplift socks from a virtual Walmart, your pixelated arrest will be live-streamed on virtual YouTube for millions of virtual people to watch! Can you even imagine the chaos and drama that will unfold? It’s like reality TV on steroids, but in a blocky world. So, if you’re looking for some crazy shenanigans and a chance to become a virtual celebrity for all the wrong reasons, then this server is the place to be! Don’t miss out, join now and let the madness begin!

PresentPals Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Christmas presents, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, gift etiquette, gift giving, Girlfriend, group dynamics, inappropriate gifts, Intentions, Minecraft, misinterpretations, misunderstandings, peer pressure, peer relationships, PresentPals, relationships, Server, social cues, social dynamics

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Votes:	6638	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of giving gifts to friends only to have them accuse you of trying to steal their heart? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only gifts exchanged are virtual diamonds and enchanted swords!

We promise no drama like the time I gave my friend earrings and suddenly I was accused of trying to woo her away from her boyfriend. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your prized pig from your farm!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is a safe haven where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust me, it’s a lot less stressful than dealing with friends who can’t accept a simple gift without reading into it too much.

BlockyBedBangersGoneWild

BlockyBedBangersGoneWild, Boundaries, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, guest etiquette, Hosting, House Party, house rules, kicking out, kicking out guests, new years, Party, party behavior, party etiquette, party rules, sex in bed, unwanted guests, violence

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3338	Animals Bred:	139
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t find naked strangers on your bed during a party? Look no further than our server! We promise no surprise guests getting frisky in your room and definitely no laptop throwing or plant knocking over. Join us for a wild and respectful time where the only thing getting dirty is the dirt in the game! Plus, we have zero tolerance for any players trying to sneak back into the party uninvited – we’ll escort them out faster than you can say “Creeper!” So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience like no other!

SyriaCraft: UNrestored Territory

Ceasefire, civil war, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace agreement, Peacekeeping, political stability, restoration, security council, special envoy, Syria, SyriaCraft, territorial integrity, Territory, UN, united nations, UNrestored

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Villages Defended:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	49

come join our epic minecraft server where we restore syria’s territorial integrity one block at a time! with the UN special envoy leading the way, we are on a mission to build the biggest and baddest structures in all of minecraft land.

we have crazy events like “build a peace treaty” where players have to negotiate with each other using only emojis and “battle for the border” where we fight off creepers trying to invade our land.

join us and be part of the most epic quest in minecraft history! who knew saving syria could be so much fun?

dickcraft server Minecraft

admins, beautiful spawn, DickCraft, emotions, free donation dupe, Helpers, Minecraft, Naruto, op, Playing, Rtp, Server, top server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

top server, looking for admins and helpers, beautiful spawn, free donation dupe, rtp, naruto, op! go to dickcraft and get a lot of emotions from playing it! We are looking forward to it!

darfie.aternos.me