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Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

career prospects, economic downturn, job application, job competition, job experience, job hunting, job insecurity, job interviews, job market, job market challenges, job market difficulties, job market frustrations, job market struggles, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job qualifications, job scarcity, Job Search, Job skills, Jobless, Minecraft, player, smp, unemployment

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	7522	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

antitrust, Artificially Inflating, Competition, consumer protection, CraftyMeds, Drug Costs, drug prices, FTC, government regulation, Healthcare, lawsuit, legal action, LITIGATION, market manipulation, Middlemen, pharmaceutical industry, Pharmacy Benefit Managers, prescription drug, Price Fixing, price gouging, Sued4PriceHike, sues

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	133
Votes:	3379	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Runes Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Row Survival

Minecraft Survival Semi-Vanilla Active Players Suggestions Mature Fun Vanilla Adventure PVP Economy Creative Skyblock Minigames Roleplay Factions Modded Community Whitelist Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	158

+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

play.rowsmp.xyz:25612

Skyrise

24/7, admin abuse, Community, Cross-Play, custom structures, Explore, Fight, Game, join us, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyrise, State of the art hardware, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Divine Spears Created:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ores Mined:	9553
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Villages Defended:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

Join us!

skyrisemc.com:25600

Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

active members, age range, Armor stand arms, banana, Bananas, basic rules, Chat, Cheating, dedicated members, Diamond Economy, Discord, Friendly, Fruity, Fun, Fun Events, Griefing, HermitCraft Inspired, Invisible item frames, Join, Minecraft, minimal addons, new players, Player Base, Playerheads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3253	Runes Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Void Gems Collected:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2 months
Version	1.21.1
Mods	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is whitelisted.
What is the average age range of players on the server?	The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
Are new players welcome?	Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	3803	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you live out all your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can build, explore, and even find love with cute little villagers. That’s right, our server is filled with adorable NPCs that are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and see where your Minecraft love story takes you!

Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun

Crafty, Fun, gender diversity, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender inclusivity, gender nonconformity, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, non-binary identities, Propaganda, smp, social justice, tranny, transgender acceptance, transgender activism, transgender advocacy, transgender community, transgender empowerment, transgender liberation, transgender pride, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Star Shards Collected:	217	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	136
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the realm of Minecraftia?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity – and maybe the occasional potato uprising.

Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Aptitude, effortless skill, Expertise, FORTE, GIFTED, inherent talent, innate abilities, intuitive talent, KNACK™, Minecraft, natural ability, natural talent, naturally good, Pro_Gamer_God, proficient, Skilled, Skills, smp, Specialty, Strengths, strong suit, talent

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you a master at Minecraft parkour? Do you have the skills of a ninja when it comes to PvP battles? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends and forming alliances? Whatever your talent may be, we want YOU to join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were so good at building that they created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Talk about a game-changer!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have weekly events like “Tame the Dragon” where players can compete to see who can ride a dragon the longest without getting roasted. It’s a real hoot, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then look no further. Join us and let your Minecraft skills shine!

TastyVeggieSnack

beneficial, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, guilt-free, health-conscious, healthy food, Indulgent, low calorie, mouth watering, Nourishing, nutrient-dense, Nutrient-Rich, Nutritious, satisfying, scrumptious, Superfood, Tasty, TastyVeggieSnack, Wholesome

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	134	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers that taste like cardboard and offer no nutritional value? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet meal for your gaming experience! Join us and feast on a buffet of fun and excitement that will leave you feeling satisfied and energized.

Our server is so good for you, it’s like a superfood for your soul. Just one bite and you’ll be hooked on the delicious taste of adventure and camaraderie. Plus, our server is packed with vitamins and minerals that will boost your creativity and problem-solving skills.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get a free side of outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why settle for bland and boring when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as delicious as it is nutritious? Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling full and satisfied.

MissileCraftF16s

Allies, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense systems, F-16s, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, medium-range missiles, military aid, military assistance, MissileCraftF16s, Politico, Reports, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Support, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES FOR F-16s!!! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BLOW STUFF UP LIKE A BOSS. WHO NEEDS CREEPERS WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE?

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!