baby and mommy Minecraft Servers

baby and mommy Minecraft Servers

  • DesireCraft Minecraft Server

    DesireCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 8908
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 163 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams!

    Join our server and find your soulmate in the form of the perfect Minecraft partner. Together, you’ll conquer any challenge, slay any dragon, and build the most epic structures the blocky world has ever seen. Life may be tough outside of the game, but with your Minecraft soulmate by your side, nothing can bring you down!

    Imagine walking hand in hand with your Minecraft love on a virtual beach, dancing in the moonlight and splashing in the waves. Or maybe you’ll explore the pixelated forests together, pretending to survive in a post-apocalyptic world. The possibilities are endless and the adventures are bound to be hilarious!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a love story like no other, where even the most mundane tasks become ridiculously creative and fun. Leave behind the normies, psychos, and degenerates of the real world, and immerse yourself in a world where love and laughter reign supreme. Don’t miss out on the chance to find your Minecraft soulmate and live out your wildest fantasies in the most outrageous way possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

    CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 2250
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! It’s like one of those crazy Japanese animes, but in Minecraft form! Join us for epic battles against giant pixelated monsters, build your own anime-inspired world, and maybe even find your own kawaii waifu or husbando along the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll unlock the power of friendship and be able to summon a magical girl to fight by your side. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most anime-tastic Minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Momma’s MineCraft Mayhem Server

    Momma’s MineCraft Mayhem Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 6049
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Animals Bred: 154
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Secret Passages Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us and leave behind the responsibilities of looking after siblings, because here, the only thing you’ll be looking after is your virtual farm full of pixelated cows and chickens. No more being called “mummy” by your little brother – unless, of course, you choose to roleplay as a Minecraft parent!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with parents who decide to have another baby without considering the consequences. Instead of worrying about financial support and food for your siblings, you can focus on building the most epic castle in all of Minecraft land.

    So come join us and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that shiny new sword. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of being a Minecraft caretaker? See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChunkCraft: WeightyBanter

    ChunkCraft: WeightyBanter
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 6850
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this pharmacy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of trying to navigate the complexities of weight-based emergency contraception prescriptions in a virtual world.

    Not only will you have the opportunity to save your friends from awkward pharmacy encounters, but you’ll also be able to battle giant mobs that represent the weight disparities in plan B effectiveness. Will you be able to strategize and come out on top?

    Plus, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a magical potion that can solve all your weight-related problems in one fell swoop.

    So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the pharmacy drama and emerge victorious in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockWars: CeasefireCraft

    BlockWars: CeasefireCraft
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 3245
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Towns Built: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Zombie Dances: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got crazier stuff happening than Israel and Hamas trying to make a deal, dude. like, you won’t even believe the shenanigans that go down here.

    join us if you wanna see pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. we got villagers trading diamonds for dirt and chickens laying golden eggs. it’s a total circus, man.

    plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player. we got your back, bro. we’ll help you build the most epic castle or prank your friends with a TNT surprise.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft history together. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret treasure hidden in the spawn area? yeah, good luck finding it, though. it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing diamond armor. no biggie.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperCannibals

    CreeperCannibals
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 1292
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Animals Bred: 121
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA BE A CANNIBAL HUMAN HAHAHA. WE EATIN’ GOOD TONIGHT, FOLKS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CREEPY FUN AND DELICIOUS MEALS. WE GOT A SECRET RECIPE BOOK FULL OF HUMAN DISHES, YUM YUM. DON’T BE A CHICKEN, BE A HUMAN EATER! SEE YOU THERE, CANNIBAL CREW! 🍖🔪🤪

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZombieTube Minecraft Server

    ZombieTube Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 9830
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing deadlier than the mobs are the players themselves! Join us for a thrilling adventure inspired by the twisted minds behind Tomodachi Game and Tall + Short – it’s Dead Tube Minecraft edition!

    Plot twist: Instead of building epic structures and surviving against the elements, you’ll be thrown into a deadly game of filming nonstop for two days straight. Just like Tomohiro Machiya, you’ll witness some crazy stuff happening around you – and you’ll have to film it all or face the consequences!

    But wait, there’s more! As you delve deeper into the world of Dead Tube Minecraft, you’ll find yourself entangled in a web of deceit, betrayal, and insane challenges. Can you survive the punishments for failing the contests? Can you outwit your fellow players and come out on top? Only time will tell!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Dead Tube Minecraft – where the only rule is to keep filming, no matter what! Trust us, it’ll be a game you’ll never forget.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

    YankeeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 312
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Emeralds Found: 2854

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the American Dream on steroids! Join us and experience the land of the free and the home of the blocky, where you can build your own Statue of Liberty out of diamond blocks and ride a rollercoaster made entirely of fireworks!

    On our server, America means unlimited possibilities and endless fun. Want to ride a llama dressed as Uncle Sam while shooting off fireworks? You can do that here! Want to build a replica of the White House and hold presidential elections with your friends? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and creative as you are? Where else can you find a server that celebrates the spirit of America in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible? Join us today and let freedom ring…along with the sound of exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocktopia: Mine for Survival!

    Blocktopia: Mine for Survival!
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 5605
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6120 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5274 Dimension Hops: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a reason to stay alive? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste your time in the real world when you can join us for epic adventures and endless fun? We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, more creepers than a bad horror movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good time. Want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn? Go for it! Feel like challenging a dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule, but who reads those anyway?).

    So come on down and join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome to escape to?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Shrek vs. Shakespeare

    Shrek vs. Shakespeare
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 9495
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

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    come join our minecraft server if you want to understand the true meaning of life, like why people love shakespeare or why shrek is the ultimate meme lord. we have a secret underground library filled with shakespeare plays and shrek movie scripts for you to study. but beware, the library is guarded by a giant ogre who will only let you in if you can recite a sonnet while doing the macarena.

    once you pass the ogre’s test, you will be granted access to our enchanted forest where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the witches have a secret weapon – they can turn you into a talking donkey if you’re not careful.

    if you survive the enchanted forest, you will reach the ultimate challenge: the dragon’s lair. here, you must defeat the dragon in a rap battle to prove your worthiness. if you win, you will be crowned the king of the server and have access to the legendary golden toilet.

    so come join us on our minecraft server and embark on the most epic quest of your life. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about shakespeare and shrek along the way.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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