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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2010 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
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