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Stressed Alpha Baboons – Fertile Fun!

aggression, Alpha, alpha male, Animal Behavior, Baboons, Competition, cortisol levels, Effort, female mates, fertile, fertile females, Fighting, Fun, male dominance, mating strategies, monopolizing, PEERS, primate behavior, reproductive success, social hierarchy, stress hormone levels, stressed, Stressed out, Wildlife research

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	190	Falling into the Void:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Potions Brewed:	170
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have alpha male baboons running the show! these stressed out baboons are constantly fighting for their female mates, making for some intense gameplay. watch as they try to monopolize all the fertile females on the server, creating drama and chaos at every turn. if you want a wild and unpredictable experience, this is the server for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to see baboons playing minecraft? join now for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience!

HappyBlock Minecraft SMP

HappyBlock, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally cure your depression, like for real. So like, this server has magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows, like what even?! And the admin is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes as long as one of them is for more cake.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are all trained in the art of stand-up comedy, so you’ll be laughing your butt off while fighting them. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away.

Oh, and did I mention that the server currency is actually cookies? Yeah, you heard me right. You can buy and sell stuff with cookies. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form.

So if you want to join this insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server, just hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, your depression will be gone in no time once you start playing on this server.

CraftyGroceryPriceDrop

budgeting, consumer behavior, consumer prices, cost management, cost of living, CraftyGroceryPriceDrop, Demand, economic impact, economic trends, food prices, grocery prices, inflation, market dynamics, price changes, price fluctuations, price stability, pricing strategies, purchasing power, retail industry, shopping, supply chain

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of waiting for grocery prices to drop like they promised on the news? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about grocery prices again because we have a magical market where everything is free! That’s right, you can fill your virtual shopping cart with as much virtual food as you want without spending a single virtual penny. Plus, rumor has it that the chickens in our server lay golden eggs that you can trade for diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to expensive groceries forever!

CraftyUkrainians

aviation plant attack, command post attack, conflict escalation, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, Military operations, military response, military statement, military updates, oil depot attack, overnight attack, political tensions, russia, security threats, Ukraine, war news

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Love Letters Sent:	5
Farms Harvested:	126	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in an all-out war! build your own oil depot, aviation plant, and command post to defend against the enemy attacks! team up with your friends to launch epic raids and conquer new territories! who will emerge victorious in this intense battle for supremacy? join now and find out! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

SleepyCraft ADHD Land

adhd, adhd symptoms, Adults, delayed sleep onset, insomnia, Land, periodic limb movement disorder, restless legs syndrome, sleep difficulties, sleep disorder, sleep disorders and ADHD, sleep disorders in ADHD, sleep disorders in adults, sleep disturbances, sleep disturbances in adults, sleep issues, sleep patterns, sleep problems, SleepyCraft, study

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	694
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	76

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! We have so much chaos and fun, it’s like a party in your brain that never stops!

Imagine building a house while riding a rollercoaster made of diamonds and lava! That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

We have so many mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado made of TNT. From parkour challenges to zombie survival battles, there’s never a dull moment here.

And don’t worry about getting bored, because our community is as lively as a pack of wild wolves on a full moon night. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So come join us and let your ADHD-fueled creativity run wild! Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?

⭐ Nellium – Anarchy [play.nellium.fun] ⭐ Minecraft server

1.16.5, administration, Anarchy, Auto-mine, CASE, Cases, Cool, DISCOUNT, Events, EXCITEMENT, gameplay, Magic, Minecraft, Nellium, play.nellium.fun, promo code, PvP, Ranks, responsive, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, unforgettable experience, Unique

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

We are Nellium. Anarchy server, worked out to the smallest detail, with adequate administration and enjoyable gameplay.

Nellium is about uniqueness. We invite all cool and responsive players to our server! Existing events will give you an unforgettable experience in the field of PvP and excitement, so you will definitely like the gameplay on our server!

Visit the IP address: play.nellium.fun [1.16.5]

Promo code for a 60% discount on the purchase of a Case with ranks (10 items) – NELLIUMPRO

play.nellium.fun

Sylph-Tech

andesite age, Automate, Bosses, Community, Create, Curseforge, Discord, dragons, Effort, Exploration, Friendly, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Progression, Quest, space age, SylphTech, Treasures

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Sylph-Tech: Create Chronicles – Bosses and Beyond

Overview
Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

Overview

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

Ready to Join?

Discord: https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg

Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/create-chronicles-bosses-and-beyond

FAQ

Question	Answer
1. What is the goal of the Create Chronicles modpack?	The goal is to progress through tiers of Create, starting from the andesite age and ending up in the space age, defeating bosses along the way.
2. How can I join the Sylph-Tech server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above and accessing the modpack through the CurseForge link.
3. Are there dragons in the modpack?	Yes, there are dragons in the modpack that players need to beware of and find ways to overcome their deadly breath.
4. What treasures can players reap by defeating bosses?	Players can earn valuable treasures and rewards for defeating bosses, worthy of their efforts and progression in the game.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, body image, cultural norms, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender, hate, Media influence, mystic, objectification, personal choice, PIXEL, porn, Realm, relationships, sexual desires, sexual liberation, Sexuality, societal pressure, society, Stereotypes, taboo, Women

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Farms Harvested:	280	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	4017	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Lol, bro, forget about that drama and come join our epic Minecraft server!

We got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, and zombies chasing you like your ex after a breakup!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Plus, our community is lit AF, like a bonfire made of diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

AlmaCraft: No Research Help LOL

Academia, academic career, Alma mater, AlmaCraft, career paths, experimental research, grant proposals, job opportunity, lab spaces, leaving for phd, lol, meaningful research, normal academic career, observational research, part-time observational phd, professional mentors, research, research questions, small country, top institutions, transferable skills, unfunded group leaders

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	216
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old observational research in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the only experiments we conduct involve exploding creepers and building giant redstone contraptions? Look no further!

Join our server and be a part of our cutting-edge experimental research team! We’re like mad scientists, but with blocky heads and pickaxes. Our grant proposals involve convincing villagers to trade emeralds for diamonds, and our research questions range from “Can we ride a pig off a cliff and survive?” to “How many TNT blocks does it take to blow up a mountain?”

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our groundbreaking projects, like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether or creating a working rocket ship to explore the End dimension. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll come back as a fully trained Minecraft scientist ready to lead your own lab of blocky researchers.

So say yes to joining our server and say no to boring observational research! Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

FearDeathMinecraftSMP

anxiety, confronting death, coping with death, existential dread, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of dying alone, fear of loss, fear of the afterlife, fear of the end, fear of the inevitable, fear of the unknown, FearDeathMinecraftSMP, mortality

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t scared of death, then you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP! We got creepers that drop diamonds instead of blowing up, we got villagers that trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks, and we got a secret underground base filled with cake (no lie, it’s a cake dungeon)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical force field that only lets in the coolest players. And if you die in-game, you have to do a silly dance in real life to come back to life. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with more zombies.

So if you ain’t afraid of death and you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up! Just be prepared to face off against a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers and a giant chicken that lays explosive eggs. It’s gonna be wild, bro!

BlockyTimeTravel

Astonishing, BlockyTimeTravel, historical event, History, Incredible, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, Shocking.., UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable accounts, unbelievable discoveries, unbelievable events, unbelievable facts, unbelievable happenings, Unbelievable History, unbelievable incidents, unbelievable moments, unbelievable narratives, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable stories

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ores Mined:	1266
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually travel back in time and witness historical events firsthand! Watch as dinosaurs roam the earth, see the pyramids being built in real time, and even witness the signing of the Declaration of Independence (spoiler alert: it was actually signed with rainbow-colored ink)! Join us for a wacky and wild journey through history like you’ve never experienced before!