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  • BabyBurpBash

    BabyBurpBash
    join our epic minecraft server where we actively try to get babies to burp, but as adults it’s considered rude. why? because we believe in equal burping rights for all ages! come join the burp revolution and show off your mad baby-burping skills.

    we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? the choice is yours.

    if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. it’s said to be guarded by a pack of wild llamas who have a taste for human flesh. are you up for the challenge?

    so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen. just watch out for those burping babies and power-hungry chickens!

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  • BabyMuteCraft

    BabyMuteCraft
    yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds and rainbow sheep dat fart glitter. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dat madness, amirite?

    plus, we got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to some sick beats. creeper on the dance floor, anyone?

    oh, and did i mention we have a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes? yeah, you heard me right. it’s like a disco ball of death, but in a totally fun way.

    so come on, join us on dis wacky server and let’s make some crazy memories together. pacifiers are mute buttons for babies, but on this server, anything goes, baby!

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  • BabyBlockzCraft

    BabyBlockzCraft
    So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it will blow your mind? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. And guess what? They’re all singing show tunes! It’s like a Broadway musical, but in Minecraft!

    Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? Yeah, you heard me right. Mine for diamonds and then eat them for a sweet treat. It’s a win-win situation, my friend.

    But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are all trained in the art of interpretive dance. So when you’re fighting off zombies and skeletons, you’re also treated to a beautiful ballet performance. It’s like a mashup of Minecraft and So You Think You Can Dance.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • NoisyVillagersNoSleep

    NoisyVillagersNoSleep
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family gathering with 3 newborns? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the madness of being woken up at 6am by babies unloading the dishwasher.

    Our server takes you on a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any annoying in-laws or babies in sight. Say goodbye to being stuck in the worst room of the house and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a virtual world where you can finally get some peace and quiet, away from the chaos of family gatherings. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your MIL/DIL and her sisters’ shenanigans.

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  • FrostyTroopBabiesCraft

    FrostyTroopBabiesCraft
    hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will blow ur mind? well, let me tell u about this server. so, like, in this server, we have russia raising first babies from dead troops’ frozen sperm. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

    not only do we have this insane story, but we also have the most epic builds u will ever see. like, we have a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. yea, u heard me right, diamonds.

    and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is so nice and helpful, u will never wanna leave.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • BabbleCraft – Where we embrace the silliness!

    BabbleCraft – Where we embrace the silliness!
    yo yo yo come join dis server if you wanna level up yo language skills like a baby on steroids!!! we got crazy language challenges that will have you babbling like a pro in no time!!! plus, we got a secret potion that makes you sound like a mix between a parrot and a rapper, it’s lit af fam!!! so come on down and join da fun, ain’t no shame in sounding silly when you’re leveling up like a boss!!! let’s get babbling, baby!!! πŸ€ͺπŸ‘ΆπŸ”₯

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  • NanoBabyBoomCraft

    NanoBabyBoomCraft
    hey u! yes u! do u like babies in the womb? do u like nanoparticles? do u like blood vessels? well then boy do i have the minecraft server for u! come join us on our server where we have the craziest experiments with nanoparticles and babies in the womb! watch as we impair the release of chemical messengers in the placenta and mess with blood vessels like never before! it’s a wild ride that u won’t wanna miss! join now for a chance to be part of the most outrageous experiments in minecraft history! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • BarebonesMP: A Vanilla Server for Adulting Gamers, No Babies Allowed!🚫

    BarebonesMP: A Vanilla Server for Adulting Gamers, No Babies Allowed!🚫
    BareBonesMP Minecraft Server
    Established:2019
    Server Uptime:24/7
    Server Address:play.barebonesmp.com
    Discord Link:discord.gg/barebonesmp
    Dynmap:barebonesmp.com/map

    Features:

    • Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
    • Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks
    • Dedicated Server with No Lag
    • Active Discord & Community
    • Optional Proximity Voice Chat
    • Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
    • Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month
    • Map Was Reset on October 6th, 2023

    Server Rules:

    • Do not grief or steal from other members
    • Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
    • Do not harass or bully other community members
    • Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages
    • Absolutely no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on our servers
    • Do not advertise, spam, or intentionally lag/crash our servers
    • Only PVP is allowed in designated areas or with agreement beforehand
    • TNT Duping is allowed

    FAQ:

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, you need to be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to get whitelisted.

    Are there any server events?

    Events are hosted every weekend, and there are monthly mayor elections on the server.

    Can I use client-side mods?

    Client-side mods that give unfair advantages are not allowed on the server. Contact staff if you are unsure about a specific mod.

    Is PvP allowed?

    PvP is only allowed in designated areas or with prior agreement among players. Do not engage in PvP without consent.

    When was the map reset?

    The map was reset on October 6th, 2023, marking the start of a new season on the server.

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