but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.
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Picture this: a world where babies born to pregnant women with obesity are actually superpowered beings with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes and control the weather with a single thought. That’s right, on our server, fetal damage equals superpowers! Who needs a boring old diamond sword when you can just zap your enemies into oblivion?
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And if that’s not enough to convince you, THEY ARE GONNA TAKE OUR GUNS! That’s right, our server is a wild west showdown where you have to defend your precious pixelated weapons at all costs.
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But wait, there’s more! THEY ARE ABORTING BABIES AFTER BIRTH on our server. It’s a madhouse of pixelated chaos where anything goes, including some questionable medical practices.
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Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers all while avoiding your dad’s drama. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about real-life problems.
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Just like Jane, we believe that babies are basically tiny robots with no feelings, so you can build, mine, and explore without a care in the world. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, just tell them to “fuck you and your dumb ass kids” and keep on gaming!
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Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.
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Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
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Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.
Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?
So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!
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