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Pixelated Babes & Blocky Broads: A Minecraft Server for Realistic Women in Video Games

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers where all the women fighters are portrayed as unstoppable badasses? Look no further, because on our server, the women fighters are portrayed as clumsy, easily distracted, and constantly tripping over their own feet! Join us for a hilarious twist on traditional gaming stereotypes and see if you can survive the chaos of our uniquely quirky world. Plus, rumor has it that the rare pink sheep on our server can actually talk and tell jokes – now that’s a feature you won’t find anywhere else! Join us today for a truly one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud.

Blocky Babes Brigade: BRICS SISSTERS Unleashed!

Babes, blocky, brics, Brigade, Challenges, collaboration, cooperation, Development, Diplomacy, emerging economies, future perspectives, global governance, growth, international relations, Investment, mutual support, opportunities, Partnership, progress, response, SISSTERS, solidarity, Trade, Unity, Unleashed

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Buildings Constructed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because BRICS SISTERS is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco where the zombies are the DJ’s!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to the end dimension in style.

So why wait? Join BRICS SISTERS today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a dance-off with a skeleton? Let the chaos begin!

Blocky Babes and Building Bros: Minecraft’s Hottest Server!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7525
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. And why is it located right smack dab between Russia and Sweden, you ask? Because our server is so epic, it couldn’t be contained by just one country!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can ride a llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can play Minecraft with your favorite celebrities. Who wouldn’t want to mine diamonds with Beyoncé or craft with Elon Musk?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and mischievous villagers – they’re always up to no good!

Blocky Babes and Beers: Where we ask the important questions like ‘Is my wife hot?’

attractiveness, Babes, beauty, Beers, blocky, Communication, Confidence, doubt, Honesty, hot, important, Insecurity, love, Marriage, partner, physical appearance, questions, Reassurance, relationships, self esteem, Spouse, Support, Trust, validation, Wife

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be! Literally, we have lava pits everywhere because our admin accidentally spilled their coffee and now the whole server is on fire. But hey, at least it’s warm, right?

Join our server if you want to see some truly epic battles between players and mobs. Our mobs are so fierce, they once took down a whole village in under 5 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our boss battles – let’s just say that our Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

And if you’re wondering about the question “Is my wife hot?” Well, on our server, everyone is hot because we have a custom plugin that gives all players a constant speed boost. So you’ll be zooming around like The Flash while you build your epic creations.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting – you never know when that lava pit might come in handy for a quick snack break.

Blocky Babes and Bros: Where Minecraft meets beach vibes! Tank tops and shorts optional 😉

Babes, Beach, blocky, bros, dress code, dress policy, employee behavior, human Resources, Inappropriate Behavior, manager talk, meets, Minecraft, office environment, Optional, Professionalism, self-control, shorts, social etiquette, STARING, TANK, tank tops, tops, UNCOMFORTABLE, VIBES, work attire, workplace attire, workplace conduct, workplace ethics, workplace guidelines

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Animals Bred:	64
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of getting distracted by your coworkers’ hot bods at work? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about inappropriate workplace behavior again. Plus, our virtual world is filled with pixelated babes in tank tops and shorts, so you can ogle to your heart’s content without any HR intervention. So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come get your fill of virtual eye candy on our server!

Blocky Babes and Creepers: Minecraft Server for the Bold and Brave!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant flying chickens, build a castle out of nothing but cheese, and answer ridiculous questions like “Which woman would you want to give a cum facial to the most?” Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CelebBang Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness /b/ (yes, THAT /b/) getting into all sorts of shenanigans, like building giant statues of famous celebrities and then… well, let’s just say things get a little NSFW.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of /b/ once accidentally teleporting into the real world and ending up at a Hollywood party where they may or may not have hooked up with a famous person.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as it gets, come join us and see what kind of madness unfolds next!

SMPSummerKoshien2024 – Day5CraftyMadness

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Magic Items Found:	7248	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Hey there, are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as the Summer Koshien baseball tournament in Japan? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for crazy game days filled with intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. Our team list is stacked with players who are ready to dominate the virtual world. Plus, our bracket is so intense, it’ll have you on the edge of your seat.

But wait, there’s more! This tournament is about more than just Minecraft – it’s about channeling your inner Japanese god and becoming a high school baseball legend. Just like in the Summer Koshien tournament, only the strongest survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And don’t forget to whitelist on adblock, because things are about to get wild!

HusbandlessMC: Rude & Miscarrying

aita, anger, Communication, Distance, emotional, Empathy, family, Grief, health, HEARTBREAK, husband, HusbandlessMC, Loss, miscarriage, Miscarrying, Pain, Pregnancy, Rude, south america, Support, vacation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Emeralds Found:	3714
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to distract you from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from heartbreak? Join us and build your dream world where nothing ever goes wrong (except maybe a creeper explosion or two).

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your physical and emotional pain. Who needs a doctor when you have a diamond sword and enchanted armor, am I right?

Join us and escape to a land where your biggest worry is whether you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. And hey, if you need a shoulder to cry on, our friendly community is here for you (as long as you don’t mind them being blocky and pixelated).

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual paradise where the only thing shrinking is your worries. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate staycation in Minecraft? Let’s build some epic memories together!

BlockBlingCraft

adult responsibilities, Adulthood, adulthood realization, adulting, BlockBlingCraft, budgeting, cost of living, expensive, financial awareness, financial education, financial literacy, financial maturity, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial surprises, growing up, hidden expenses, money management, unexpected bills, unexpected costs

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Towns Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1689
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	3220

Remember that feeling when you realized toilet paper doesn’t grow on trees? Well, imagine that but with diamonds in Minecraft! Yes, on our server, diamonds are rarer than a unicorn riding a rainbow. But fear not, because our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of diamond hunting and are willing to teach you their ways… for a price. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of the diamond trade and become the richest player in all the land! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emeralds. Are you brave enough to challenge them and claim your spot as the ultimate diamond tycoon? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

CreeperControlUK

agency.., Communication, companies, crack down, crackdown, CreeperControlUK, Digital, extremism, Hate Speech, internet, online safety, Platform, Regulation, rhetoric, social media, social media companies, uk, UK agency, urge, violent, violent rhetoric

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	280
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Animals Bred:	106
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the crazy world of violent rhetoric!!! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons and creepers!!! forget about the real world drama and come build ur dream castle with ur new best friends, like steve and alex and even herobrine (if u dare). plus, our moderators are like super heroes, they’ll protect u from any meanies trying to ruin the fun. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!!!

Untied Hands [SMP] 1.20.2 – Where Towny Earth meets Economy, War, PvE and PvP, and Lite-RP! No P2W here!

1.20.2, Battles, Combat, Community, donation, Earth, Economy, gameplay, Hands, Immersive, Literp, marketplace, meets, Minecraft, mmorpg, Nations, non-p2w, ONLINE, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Towny, Trailer, Untied, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	5567
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Feature	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch Here
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities. Unlock powerful components of Masterwork Armor through skill progression.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by using the IP red.unitedlands.org in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the complete list of rules.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are cosmetic only.

Q: How can I participate in wars and combat on the server?

A: You can join wars and combat by forming or joining towns and nations, and engaging in battles with others.

Q: Can I create my own town on the server?

A: Yes, players can create their own towns and claim lands to build and develop their own communities.

BrownEyedCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Want to stand out and embrace your unique weirdness? Look no further than our server! We welcome all white people with brown eyes because, let’s be honest, they do look pretty strange. But hey, that’s what makes us special! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and embracing your inner weirdo. Who knows, you might even find a rare diamond block that matches your eye color perfectly! So come on, join us and let your freak flag fly high!

DecadeDwellers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7492
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ores Mined:	6765
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?

2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.

3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.

CraftyInlaws: Mandatory Fun!

car accident, Conflict, CraftyInLaws, death benefit, disney world, Evil, Fall Break, family, family dynamics, family time, Fun, guardianship, Halloween, Mandatory, orphans, Priorities, Resentment, selfish, Siblings, teenagers, universal studios, vacation, vacation planning

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to the next level? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

Imagine a world where your in-laws die in a car accident, leaving you to raise your younger siblings-in-law. Now picture yourself fighting with your own family over whether or not these teens can come on a family vacation to Disney World. Who needs soap operas when you have our server?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a player and their mom, as they argue over the teens tagging along on the trip. Will family bonds be broken? Will the teens get to experience the magic of Disney? Join our server to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and family feuds. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

ProMinecraftSMPGod99.9%

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Items Found:	4395
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you a Minecraft pro looking for a challenge? Do you want to flex your skills and show off your epic builds to the world? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us if you’re ready to dominate the virtual world like a boss.

We’ve got crazier mobs than your wildest nightmares, like zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding. Our world is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons just waiting for you to conquer them.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a villager who thinks he’s a superhero, you’ll never be bored with the antics going on in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show off your mad Minecraft skills. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!