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  • MineCraftyLoveBug

    MineCraftyLoveBug
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 8030
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 35
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

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  • Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babe Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 1102
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Enchantments Applied: 228
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as your crush on that one villager? Look no further, because our server is like finding your dream Minecraft girlfriend!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, creeper karaoke nights, and epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen who just can’t handle your awesomeness.

    Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “This is my type of woman” every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

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  • Babe Wake Up! New Soyjack Just Dropped Minecraft SMP

    Babe Wake Up! New Soyjack Just Dropped Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 1036
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Potions Brewed: 189
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 333242 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and soyjacks dropping left and right!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.

    Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.

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  • UberCraft: No Random Homes

    UberCraft: No Random Homes
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 2615
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

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  • Buzzcut Babe Minecraft Server

    Buzzcut Babe Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 7103
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same with their basic hairstyles? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with buzzcuts or bald heads! Why, you ask? Because we believe in embracing your inner badass and showing off your unique style in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that players with buzzcuts have a special power that allows them to mine diamonds faster than anyone else. So, if you’re ready to stand out from the crowd and unleash your inner bald beauty, join us now and start your epic adventure on the most follicly-challenged server around!

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  • BaeCraft SMP – Call me “Diamond Miner”

    BaeCraft SMP – Call me “Diamond Miner”
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 6253
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Zombie Dances: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Can you defeat them and claim the carrot for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join them for a night of funky beats and explosive dance moves that will leave you breathless (literally, because creepers explode).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, our female players have been known to call their male counterparts “King of the Cows” or “Lord of the Llamas” for extra motivation. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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  • BabeCraft: Top 10 Sports Server

    BabeCraft: Top 10 Sports Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 1580
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1907 Falling into the Void: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join this EPIC minecraft server where we have more fun than a pig in a mud bath! why should you join? well let me tell ya a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head! true story bro. but wait, there’s more! we have magical unicorns that poop out enchanted golden apples. no joke. and if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing diamond armor. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a creeper on caffeine!

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  • Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babe Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 1944
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Chimeras Created: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ores Mined: 5021
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of Asian girls constantly hitting on you in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where Asian girls will leave you alone and go play with the tall, ripped white guys instead. They’ll be too busy chowing down on hamburgers, hot dogs, and pizza to bother you while you build your epic creations. Say goodbye to unwanted attention and hello to a server where you can game in peace!

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Dating Service: Find Your Blocky Babe Today!

    CraftyCreeper’s Dating Service: Find Your Blocky Babe Today!
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 4401
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Villages Defended: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your very own actress girlfriend! That’s right, forget about searching in Hollywood or fancy red carpet events, all the leading ladies are hanging out in our virtual world building pixelated castles and fighting off creepers.

    Join our server and you’ll be swarmed by talented actresses looking for their player two. Who needs a dating app when you can woo your leading lady with your epic building skills and impressive redstone contraptions?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for love and diamonds today! Who knows, you might even end up starring in your very own Minecraft rom-com.

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  • Pixelated Waifu Paradise

    Pixelated Waifu Paradise
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 1046
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring content? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where your favorite anime babe is the ruler of the land, fighting off evil creepers with her magical powers. Join our server and you’ll be able to team up with your waifu to conquer dungeons filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, there are also evil mobs led by the infamous Creeper King who wants to steal all the precious ores for himself. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the riches for yourself? Join now and embark on this epic adventure filled with anime babes, treasure, and explosions!

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  • OpioidBlockParty

    OpioidBlockParty
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 2816
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Buildings Constructed: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have biosensors that light up like a rave party when you find those precious opioids in the game! watch as your brain lights up like a christmas tree as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s a wild ride of colors and excitement that will have you hooked for hours on end. don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience, join now for the ultimate high in minecraft gaming!

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  • Serveration SMP: Where Some Vanilla Beans Get Spilled – Adults Only!

    Serveration SMP: Where Some Vanilla Beans Get Spilled – Adults Only!
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 9224
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Chimeras Created: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9217
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

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    Severation SMP Minecraft Server

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla 18+
    Server Software PaperMC
    Whitelisted Yes
    Rules No griefing or stealing
    Server Start Date 28/06

    About Us

    What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

    Our Features

    • Shopping District
    • Dynmap
    • Interactive chat commands
    • Pre-Generated World
    • Creative Server (coming soon)
    • Leaderboards

    Our Values

    • Focus on community and interactions
    • Establishing a good economy
    • Maturity is important

    Joining Instructions

    Fill out the application on our Discord server

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server rules? No griefing or stealing.
    How do I join the server? Fill out the application on our Discord server.
    Is there an age requirement? Players must be 18 years or older.
    Are there in-game features like teleportation? Yes, there are quality of life features like teleportation.

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  • EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

    EldenCraft – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 7558
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Our latest patch includes new features like flying pigs and exploding sheep – you never know what you’ll find around the corner!

    Create your own character with our character planners and embark on epic quests with your friends. Need help navigating the world? Check out our interactive map to never get lost again.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a group password that will unlock hidden treasures and secret portals. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!

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  • Pixelated Memories Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Memories Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 4702
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Zombie Dances: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Alex Jones’ conspiracy theories? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question the very fabric of reality – just like that weird photo of Alex Jones’ family!

    Join us and experience a world where pixels blend together like a bizarre AI experiment gone wrong. Who needs sharp focus when you can have a face that looks like a wax statue? It’s like living in a real-life meme!

    Forget about traditional photography – on our server, every photo looks like it’s been through a subsurface level photo processing nightmare. You’ll never be able to tell what’s real and what’s AI, just like a generation that’s been raised on blurry, distorted images.

    So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs authentic photos when you can have a good laugh at the uncanny valley effect? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • BrotherBlock Minecraft Server

    BrotherBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 610
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3274 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Players Killed by Monsters: 8237
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take exaggeration to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and over-the-top reactions!

    Imagine a world where falling off a ladder turns into a full-blown emergency room visit! Our players are experts at blowing things out of proportion, just like the wife in this story who had her husband running around in a panic.

    But don’t worry, we also have a supportive community that will call you out on your BS and make sure you’re not being a gaslighting jerk. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and ridiculous situations that will make you question reality.

    So come on, join our server and experience the ultimate boy who cried wolf situation gone wrong! Just remember, don’t take anything too seriously and be prepared for some outrageous storytelling. See you in the game!

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  • ChunkyCraft: AITA Dropout?

    ChunkyCraft: AITA Dropout?
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 8116
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about your weight? Do they keep pushing you to go outside and be more active, but all you want to do is enjoy some delicious food in peace? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the weight-shaming drama!

    Join us on this server where your size doesn’t matter, and you can build your dream world without anyone judging you. No more interventions or guilt trips about missing out on family activities like hiking or Disneyland. On our server, you can be as big as you want and still have a blast!

    Forget about your family’s concerns and dive into a virtual world where you can be yourself without any pressure to change. Build a castle made entirely out of cake, create a giant hot dog statue, or just relax in your pixelated paradise without anyone telling you to hit the gym.

    So come join us on this hilarious Minecraft server where being fat is not a problem, it’s a celebration! Let’s laugh, build, and eat virtual snacks together while leaving all the weight-related drama behind. See you in the game, chunky champions!

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  • MythBusted Minecraft Server

    MythBusted Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 8533
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 163 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to debunk the myth that all Minecraft servers are the same!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to prove that the earth is actually flat in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about all that round earth nonsense, we’re all about the flat earth theory here. Explore our custom-built flat earth world and uncover hidden treasures and secrets that will blow your mind!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of secret alien overlords who are using Minecraft to communicate with humans. Join us and uncover the truth behind this out-of-this-world conspiracy!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet! Who knows what other myths we’ll debunk next?

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  • CraftyHacksMC

    CraftyHacksMC
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 8845
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Animals Bred: 138
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server has a special mod that turns pigs into fearless warriors ready to take on any foe. And don’t worry, the chickens have been training in the art of ninja combat, so it’s sure to be an epic showdown.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant talking potato who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot. Can you out-dance a potato? There’s only one way to find out!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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  • CraftyGessenConvict

    CraftyGessenConvict
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 1726
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers bustin’ out their best dance moves.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even US journalist Masha Gessen got convicted in absentia in Russia just for talking smack about our military. That’s how powerful and insane our server is.

    So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on over to our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe some armor, just in case). Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • ServerShutdownMystery

    ServerShutdownMystery
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 2629
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Gods Slained: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

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