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Slow Sloths Survival – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

Adventure, Arena, Average, battle, BUILD, Claims, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, Fun, Land, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peaceful, Protection, Ranks, Safeguard, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sloths, Slow, Survival, Ultimate, vibrant

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQs

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is supported on the server?	Version 1.20.6 and later
What features does the server offer?	Land claims, rewarding rank system, dynamic economy, dedicated PvP arena
Is the server peaceful outside of PvP arena?	Yes, we aim to keep things peaceful outside of PvP battles

MysteryCraft Server

Enigma, Enigmatic, enigmatic beliefs, enigmatic culture, enigmatic customs, enigmatic destination, enigmatic history, enigmatic land, enigmatic nation, enigmatic people, enigmatic place, enigmatic practices, enigmatic society, enigmatic traditions, Foreign, International, misunderstood country, Mysterious, MysteryCraft, perplexing, puzzling, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	3801
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the Bermuda Triangle of Minecraft – mysterious, misunderstood, and full of surprises!

Join us if you dare to explore the hidden secrets of a land where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that our server is home to a tribe of talking creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

But beware, for the land is also inhabited by a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. One player even claimed to have been turned into a block of cheese for a whole week!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this land, anything is possible!

TrapMasterSteve Minecraft SMP

acting like the trapper, Minecraft, pretending to be the trapper, smp, TrapMasterSteve, trapper, trapper actions, trapper anecdotes, trapper behavior, trapper character, trapper cosplay, trapper experiences, trapper flashbacks, trapper imitations, trapper impersonations, trapper incidents, trapper memories, trapper mimicry, trapper moments, trapper reflections, trapper roleplay, trapper scenarios, trapper stories

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	2413	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay? Then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a trapper in the virtual world! Have you ever lured unsuspecting players into your devious traps? Have you ever laughed maniacally as they fell for your cleverly disguised pitfalls? Well, now is your chance to shine as the ultimate trapper on our server!

But beware, for the tables may turn on you! One time, a player thought they had trapped me in a pit of lava, but little did they know I had a secret escape route hidden beneath a fake block. I emerged unscathed and proceeded to prank them back tenfold!

So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT), then join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just become the master trapper of the server!

NephewRage Minecraft Server

AITAH, babysit, children, Comments.., confusion, decision, English, family, Fight, hurtful, Language, Let it go, Minecraft, nephew, NephewRage, parents, post, refusing, relationship, Server, sister, Statement

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8400	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only fights you’ll have are with creepers and zombies! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous escapades.

Looking for a place to escape from real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Leave your family feuds behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building the coolest structures and defeating the toughest mobs.

Join us and let go of any lingering grudges, just like our player who refused to babysit their nephew because of a statement made 6 years ago. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast mining for diamonds and exploring new biomes?

So come on down to our server and leave your troubles at the door. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll never want to log off!

FiancéFollyCraft

AITAH, body changes, body positivity, Communication, eating disorder, Emotional Abuse, fiancé’s comments, FiancéFollyCraft, mental health, partner support, past trauma, postpartum, Pregnancy, reacting, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, self-image, toxic relationship, weight struggles

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life drama? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from all your relationship problems!

Join us and leave behind toxic exes who used to call you names like “fat.” On our server, the only thing that will be fat is your inventory after collecting all the rare items!

With two emergency c-sections under your belt, you deserve a break from all the stress. So come on over and let our virtual world help you forget about your mum pouch and embrace your inner warrior.

And hey, if your fiancé starts calling you fat in a “joking way,” just remember that on our server, the only thing that’s fat is the loot you’ll be collecting. So say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only weight on your shoulders is a diamond sword!

WeddingBellsMC SMP

advice, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Honesty, long lasting marriage, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage tips, newlyweds, Partnership, patience, relationship, Respect, smp, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, WeddingBellsMC

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly married to each other in-game. That’s right, we host weekly in-game weddings complete with diamond rings and cake! Join us for the most epic love story you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs marriage counseling when you have a whole server full of newlyweds to give you advice? So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

GeneticLotteryCraft

athletes, athleticism, chance, Competition, genetic lottery, GeneticLotteryCraft, genetics, LUCK, natural ability, Performance, physical ability, Physical fitness, rules, skill, Sport, sports, sports rules, Sportsmanship, success, talent, Training

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7155
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that mining for diamonds is basically just a genetic lottery with some rules attached! Join us for a chance to strike it rich in our virtual world, where the odds are in your favor (or not, depending on your luck stat).

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a virtual genetic lottery to win rare in-game items. Who needs real-life sports when you can test your luck and skill in the pixelated world of Minecraft?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of randomness, chaos, and of course, plenty of diamonds to go around. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the ultimate genetic lottery winner of our server!

KurskCraft: No Storm Shadows!

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, embargo, Europe, foreign affairs, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, missile technology, News, Politics, restrictions, shadows, Storm, Storm Shadow missiles, Telegraph, uk, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	8581
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

lol imagine if Ukraine had access to Storm Shadow missiles in Minecraft! Join our server and unleash chaos like never before. Build your own Kursk offensive and dominate the competition with these insane missiles. The UK may not allow it in real life, but in our server, anything goes! Come join the madness and show off your strategic skills in ways you never thought possible. Who needs permission when you have Minecraft? Let’s goooooo!

FridgeSpaceSaverCraft

condiment containers, condiment storage, decluttering, efficient storage, food preservation, food waste prevention, fridge organization, fridge space saver, FridgeSpaceSaverCraft, household tips, ketchup, Kitchen organization, kitchen storage, Minimalism, pickle jars, self-minimizing, space optimization, space-hoggers, sustainable living, toothpaste containers, volume reduction

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Farms Harvested:	277
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

join this cray cray minecraft server where ketchup bottles magically shrink as you use them, just like toothpaste tubes! it’s like living in a wacky kitchen world where the fridge is a magical place full of surprises.

imagine fighting off creepers with giant pickles or building a house out of shrinking ketchup bottles. the possibilities are endless on this server where the laws of physics are just suggestions.

come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the self-minimizing fridge items. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

TickBlockerCraft

allergic reactions, allergic reactions to red meat, alpha-gal syndrome, animal studies, climate-induced habitat expansion, environmental factors, findings, food allergies, humans, immunotherapy, intravenous delivery, lone star tick bites, medical breakthrough, Mice, Nanoparticles, nanoparticles research, red meat, research, tick-borne diseases, TickBlockerCraft, University of Michigan

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever been munchin’ on a juicy burger and then BAM, you get hit with a tick bite allergy? Well, fear no more, ’cause our Minecraft server got them fancy nanoparticles that can block them pesky allergic reactions!

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in our server, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a lone star tick tries to ruin your day. But wait, you got them nanoparticles coursing through your virtual veins, so you just laugh in that tick’s face and keep on buildin’ your epic castle.

And get this, fam – our server is like a virtual University of Michigan, but way cooler. We got mad scientists workin’ round the clock to make sure you can chow down on all the red meat you want without worryin’ ’bout them tick bites. Climate change ain’t got nothin’ on us!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and say goodbye to alpha-gal syndrome forever! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a diamond-encrusted superhero. The possibilities are endless, yo!