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CraftyCancerJokesLOL

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a watermelon in the desert! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can confront rude players who make insensitive jokes about serious issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to stand up for yourself and your friends, even if it means stirring up some drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of taking matters into your own hands, just like Stevie did when she decided to confront the cancer-joke-making boyfriend. Who needs swords and potions when you have the power of friendship and justice on your side?

So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of emotions and drama, where the only thing more intense than the battles is the gossip in the chat. See you on the server, where every block holds a new surprise!

NoobParenting Minecraft SMP

Abuse, bad parenting, enabling behavior, favoritism, helicopter parenting, ignoring warning signs, inconsistent discipline, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, lack of supervision, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting emotional needs, NoobParenting, overindulgence, poor communication, poor role models, setting bad examples, smp, toxic environment

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	293
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gods Slained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

FantasyCraft: Live Your Dream!

achievement, Adventure, AMBITION, aspirations, Contentment, Desires, dream, dreams, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, imagination, Live, longing, Passion, satisfaction, Self Discovery, Thrill, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Animals Bred:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Want to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border region, BorderBlock, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, federal emergency, Government, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, response, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	3

so, like, u know how russia and ukraine are always fighting and stuff? well, on our server, u can be a part of the action! join us and help russia defend their border region from the evil ukrainian forces. become a hero and save the day, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and plan ur next move. come join the chaos and be a part of the madness on our server!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

border, Conflict, Deeper, Defense, eastern europe, forces, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, push, repel, russia, SCRAMBLE, SECURITY, Surprise, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1637	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Crops Grown:	5516
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Animals Bred:	120	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

MineCraftyTumbleOops

adult content ban, algorithm changes, blogging culture, blogging platform, Censorship, Community, Competition, decline in user engagement, facebook, instagram, internet history, microblogging, MineCraftyTumbleOops, Nostalgia, reddit, social media, tumblr, twitter, User-generated content, Yahoo acquisition

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a land filled with dancing pandas. Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with villagers and show off your best moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs!

So why did Tumblr suddenly stop being popular? Because everyone ditched it to join our insane Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the memes are always fresh. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a divorced muslim woman entitled to maintenance? well buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give u hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. that’s right, this server is like a magical wonderland where anything is possible.

not only that, but we have the most epic build battles u have ever seen. wanna build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? go for it! wanna create a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of cake? be our guest! the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? that’s right, u heard me. ur very own fire-breathing, winged companion to help u conquer the land and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let ur creativity run wild. trust me, u won’t regret it!