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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7086 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 117 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!