/b/tards – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

BlockyMemez: where scuffed creativity meets pixelated chaos! 🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness #MemeMagic
/b/tards, /pol/tards, Apocalypse, BlockyMemez, Chaos, coomers, creativity, DOMINATING, dumb ass, eclipse, fucking with people, Good, meets, MemeMagic, memes, Minds.., MinecraftMadness, original idea, pixelated, Political, pro tips, retarded, Scuffed, stealing, Terrorist, Threads, wrong
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with coomers and political drama? Look no further, because our server is a shining beacon of chaos and mayhem!
Join us for epic adventures like stealing diamonds from other players, trolling your friends with ridiculous pranks, and uncovering the secrets of the elusive Ender Dragon (who may or may not be plotting an apocalypse).
Forget about political debates and coomer nonsense, on our server we only care about one thing – having a good time! So come on over and join the insanity, just remember – /pol/tards need not apply.

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Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness
4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Brigade, Commissions, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Mania, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. But let us tell you why you should join us:
– Do you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, you can do that and more! We have unlimited resources, so go wild with your creations.
– Have you ever wanted to ride a creeper like a majestic steed through the pixelated plains? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just watch out for the explosions.
– Are you tired of boring old quests and missions? Well, on our server, you can embark on epic adventures like battling a giant Ender Dragon while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s epic.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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ChubbyCraft: Where Women Wear Fat Like a Fashion Statement
beauty, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, ChubbyCraft, Confidence, empowerment, fashion, fat, feminism, health, love yourself, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Statement, strength, wear, Women
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of women becoming fat to protect themselves like a suit of armor! Join us and witness the epic battles where players clad in layers of cake and pie face off against enemies wielding swords made of broccoli.
Our server is the only place where you can ride on a giant cupcake into battle, while shooting flaming hot cheetos at your foes. Build your own fortress made entirely of candy canes and marshmallows, and watch as it attracts unicorns and dragons to defend your land.
So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the amount of chocolate you can eat)!

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Crafty Kimi’s LOL Land
Anime, anticipation, awakening, Awakens III, comedy, Crafty, Crush, Drama, EMBARRASSMENT, Hajirau, high school, Japanese culture, Kimi ga Mitainda, Kimis, Land, lol, love, Manga, Nervous, romance, Shirasawa, slice of life, waiting room
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Shirasawa Awakens III is here to save the day!
Join us in the waiting room as we prepare for the ultimate battle against the evil Ender Dragon. But be warned, this dragon is not your average Minecraft boss. Legend has it that it can shoot RAINBOWS out of its eyes and breathe fire made of COTTON CANDY.
But fear not, brave warrior! With your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor, you will be able to defeat this mighty beast and claim the LEGENDARY loot that awaits you.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But be prepared for some serious laughs and shenanigans along the way. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

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WiIშly PбpцIaяCraft
PбpцIaяCraft, WiIშly
Welcome to the most WiIშly PбpцIaя Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. Yes, you heard that right, penguins!
2. We have a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for rare in-game items. Just watch out for the disco creeper!
3. Our server is protected by a giant llama who spits out fireballs at any griefers who dare to try and ruin the fun. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with this llama.
4. We have a special enchanted toilet that grants wishes to players who use it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just flush three times and make a wish!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on WiIშly PбpцIaя and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

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MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?
Bilingual, Canada, Canadian, cold weather, Diverse, English, French, Hockey, indigenous peoples, maple leaf, MapleCraft, moose, Mounties, multicultural, North America, poutine, provinces, Rocky Mountains, Territories, Tim Hortons, Wilderness
Welcome to our Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, eh! Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North like you’ve never seen before.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret igloo filled with maple syrup and moose mounts. Legend has it, if you find this igloo, you’ll be granted the power to ride a beaver into battle against the evil ice hockey zombies that roam the land.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic poutine building contests you’ve ever seen. Build the most delicious poutine creation and you could win a lifetime supply of virtual Tim Hortons coffee.
So come join us on Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, where the snow is always falling and the moose are always friendly. Trust us, you won’t regret it, eh!

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Rosemi’s Epic Fail: The Ethyria Chronicles
3D Debut, anticipation, below 10k, Chronicles, Competition, Entertainment, Epic, ethyria, Expectations, Fail, Failure, Fandom, mindbroken, niji history, predictions, Reimu, Rivalry, Rosemi, Rosemis, streaming, success, Viewers, virtual idols, worst debut
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC pink llama riding a flying pig. They rode off into the sunset, battling evil mobs and collecting rare treasures along the way. It was a journey they would never forget!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING chickens who can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most WACKY and WILD Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking trees and magical unicorns. The possibilities are endless!

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Crafty AF: Making INT a Dump Stat
advice, Character building, Crafty, Critical role, dump, Dump Stat, dungeons and dragons, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Int, intelligence, making, Making INT a Dump Stat, Min-Maxing, MISTAKES, pathfinder, player choices, Roleplaying, RPG, Stat, Stats, strategy, tabletop games, Tips
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to make Intelligence a Dump Stat! Why waste your precious skill points on smarts when you can use them for more important things like mining diamonds or building epic structures?
Join us and embark on a quest to prove that brains are overrated in the world of Minecraft. Our server is filled with ridiculous challenges that will test your creativity and resourcefulness, all while laughing in the face of logic and reason.
Forget about crafting intricate redstone contraptions or solving complex puzzles – on our server, it’s all about embracing the chaos and embracing the derp. Who needs intelligence when you have a sheep army at your disposal or a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics?
So come join us and show the world that sometimes, being a little bit dumb can be a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover a new appreciation for the beauty of simplicity in a world filled with crazy shenanigans and absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one derp at a time!

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Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned
admonishment, advice, ALERT, alertness, Apocalypse, Attention, BEWARE, Caution, Cautionary, caveat, forewarned, heads up, Heed, Notice, Notification, Precaution, vigilance, WARNED, Warning, watch out, word of caution, you were warned, zombie
Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride of epic proportions.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land of infinite cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese for days!
But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually llamas in disguise. They traded rainbows for emeralds and told jokes that would make even a creeper chuckle.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and takes you on a rollercoaster of absurdity, then look no further. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
But remember, you were warned. Once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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MineKombat: Punching Blocks & Taking Names
#youtube, blocks, Character Overviews, Combo guide, Community, Competitive Gaming, esports, Fighting Game, fighting game community, Fundamentals guide, Important Combos, jargon, MineKombat, names, notation, online play, Punching, Steam, strategy, tekken 7, Tekken 8, Tekken General, Tekken series, terminology
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the fights that break out over who gets the last diamond block.
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where Terminology is just a fancy word for “how to smack your friends with a pickaxe”.
Check out our Tekken 8 Character Overviews to see which Minecraft mob is the ultimate fighter. Will it be the Creeper, with its explosive moves? Or maybe the Enderman, with its teleportation skills?
And don’t forget to study up on our Important combos and moves for each character – because you never know when you’ll need to pull off a flawless victory against a horde of zombies.
Our Fundamentals guide will teach you everything you need to know about surviving in this blocky world. From crafting to building, we’ve got you covered.
So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just be warned – the competition is fierce, and the memes are even fiercer.

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TransCraft: Where even the blocks are transitioning!
acceptance, blocks, coming out, gender affirming care, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender transition, hormone replacement therapy, hrt, Identity, LGBTQ, medical transition, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Support, trans girl, TransCraft, Transgender, transitioning
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have magical rainbow unicorns that poop diamonds! That’s right, you heard me correctly. Imagine riding around on a sparkly unicorn while collecting precious diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that it actually helps with self-discovery and personal growth. Just ask our player who realized they were a trans girl while playing on our server. They plan on starting HRT soon and we couldn’t be happier for them! Who knew playing Minecraft could be so life-changing?
So come join us on our server and experience the magical unicorns, diamond poop, and self-discovery for yourself. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful world. See you there!

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