/b/tards Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyMemez: where scuffed creativity meets pixelated chaos! 🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness #MemeMagic

/b/tards, /pol/tards, Apocalypse, BlockyMemez, Chaos, coomers, creativity, DOMINATING, dumb ass, eclipse, fucking with people, Good, meets, MemeMagic, memes, Minds.., MinecraftMadness, original idea, pixelated, Political, pro tips, retarded, Scuffed, stealing, Terrorist, Threads, wrong

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1941	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with coomers and political drama? Look no further, because our server is a shining beacon of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic adventures like stealing diamonds from other players, trolling your friends with ridiculous pranks, and uncovering the secrets of the elusive Ender Dragon (who may or may not be plotting an apocalypse).

Forget about political debates and coomer nonsense, on our server we only care about one thing – having a good time! So come on over and join the insanity, just remember – /pol/tards need not apply.

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	243	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Epic Exploration X-Stream 1.20.6

1.20.6, Epic, Exploration, xstream

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Hey you! Yeah, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Why join this server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond castle where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventures, botanical gardens, Explore, family friendly, Golfing, History, holiday destination, Minecraft, nature trails, Oglebay, outdoor activities, Relaxation, resort, SightSeeing, smp, Spa, tourist attraction, travel, vacation, weekend getaway, West Virginia, Zoo

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3368

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.

RetroFilm SMP

cinematic masterpiece, classic film, controversial themes, critical examination, cultural evolution, cultural norms, ethical issues, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, historical context, iconic movie, modern perspective, moral dilemmas, outdated values, pop culture, RetroFilm, smp, social commentary, societal critique, societal standards, timeless classic

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Votes:	367	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
New Chunks Explored:	863487	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crops Grown:	7120	Undead Armies Raised:	2

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.

But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.

And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.

So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.

JokeMistakeCraft

Behavior, Body language, character traits, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Interpretation, JOKE, JokeMistakeCraft, misunderstanding, Perception, Personality, reactions, reactions to humor, SELF AWARENESS, sense of humor, sense of self, sensitivity, social cues, Social Skills

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Runes Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Potions Brewed:	139	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks just for fun, players who ride around on pigs wearing top hats, and players who communicate only in meows. You never know what hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and offer exclusive quests for those brave enough to seek them out. So if you want to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now!

KoreanCraft: POW Edition

Asia, Capture, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Euromaidan Press, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, military capture, Military operations, News, north korean, political tensions, Pow, prisoners of war, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukrainians capturing North Korean POWs like it’s a freakin’ war zone! You gotta see it to believe it, fam. Our players are straight up savage, building bases and taking prisoners like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Brain Face Recognition Fun

Awareness, Brain, brain function, cognition, Cognitive science, face, faces, facial recognition, Fun, Human Behavior, Memory, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, recognition, research, study, subconscious, suppressed, uncanny ability, Unconscious, visual processing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Star Shards Collected:	283	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join this one cuz our players have the brain power to recognize faces even when they’re suppressed! like, how crazy is that?? imagine playing with ppl who can see ur face even when u think u hiding it! join now for a mind-bending experience that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft servers. come on, u know u wanna see what all the hype is about!

Edenor – Private server Minecraft server

atmosphere, Audience, banner, Buildings, DISCOUNT, Events, free pass, group, image, Join, Minecraft, No Private, Pirate, Play, pleasant sides, private server, promotional code, Relax, Roleplay, rp, Survival, Telegram, Two Years, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

We are a private project, with a pretty good audience, no privates and no signature.

On the server you will find many beautiful and interesting buildings, RP situations and just a good, quiet atmosphere in which you can calmly play and relax.

We have been working for more than two years and show only the pleasant sides of Minecraft!

Do you want to join us?

Subscribe to our group: https://vk.com/edenorrp

To our telegram: https://t.me/edenorrp

Buy a passage on the website: https://edenor.fun/ use the promotional code for a discount “edenormc”!

Or apply for a free pass: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd-asUYQunGAYl0pGbM2gNyCkJQI1SwG6b7huKl5qyf5sFXfg/viewform

mc.edenor.fun

TSMP [roleplay]

alliances, Aventura, Collaborative, Community, custom mods, Discord, Events, Factions, Game, Immersive, Minecraft, misterio, player, Roleplay, Roleplaying, rules, Secrets, Servidor, smp, Story, TSMP, voice chat

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TSMP \| Aventura, Mistério e Roleplay
Location	Brazil (🇧🇷)
Description	Bem-vindo à Ilha Smaragdus, um lugar cheio de segredos, aventuras e histórias épicas! Localizada em um arquipélago isolado, a ilha é controlada pela misteriosa OVI (Organização Visionária Imaginada), uma entidade poderosa e enigmática.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
O que te espera em Smaragdus?	Histórias interligadas, conflitos e alianças, cenário imersivo, narrativas dinâmicas.
Qual é o foco do servidor?	Roleplay colaborativo, onde suas escolhas e ações moldam o futuro da ilha.
Quais são as características principais?	Roleplay imersivo, mods personalizados, voice chat por proximidade, comunidade engajada.
Como posso participar?	Conecte-se à Ilha Smaragdus e descubra os segredos que a OVI e outros não querem que você saiba!

NOSSO DISCORD: https://discord.gg/APMq9QHc

Ethereal Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, beats, BIGGER….., CLARA, coffee, Company, Crashing, Drama, Ethereal, health, Holo, indie sad girls, Melty, next year, niji, outshines, phase, Phasing out, pippa, Realms, Remi, sad girls, Singers

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	70
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We’ve got sad girls, but indie ones are way cooler. Who even drinks coffee? Not us! Singers? Holo is where it’s at. Drama? Niji is the real deal. Clara is a mess waiting to happen. Remi’s health is a ticking time bomb. Pippa won’t survive if things get bigger. So join our server for a chaotic and unpredictable experience!