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DustyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	139	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Towns Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mines Excavated:	2271	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led the player on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that laid diamonds instead of eggs. But beware, for the Diamond Chicken was guarded by a fierce army of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mystical Desert Temple of Doom, where players can battle it out for the chance to win a magical flying llama mount. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Cactus Wizard who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Sir Oinksalot and the Diamond Chicken await!

ThirdPlaceHeroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	87
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Votes:	4598
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Join our Minecraft server and become part of a legendary team that will somehow manage to get 3rd place in their group…but wait, there’s more! In a twist of fate, they will end up winning the Euros in the end because why not? Join us for a rollercoaster of soccer-themed adventures and unexpected victories! Who knew Minecraft could be so unpredictable and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

SeatSaverShowdown

aita, ANNOYED, Clapping, commners, Confrontation, death look, Event, Friends, Giggling, instrumental music, Intimidating, loud comments, quiet setting, revenge act, SEATS, SeatSaverShowdown, self-validation, stared down, whispering, Women

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1891	Towns Built:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner badass? Look no further! Join our server for epic revenge stories like never before.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, a group of noisy players start disrupting your peace. But fear not, for on our server, you can channel your inner death stare and intimidate them into silence. Just like how our player stared down a group of loud women at a music event until they couldn’t handle it anymore and left in a fit of rage.

Join now for a server where you can assert your dominance and show those who dare disturb your Minecraft tranquility who’s boss. And hey, if you need some self-validation for your actions, our community will have your back. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft revenge master!

PantsPullerCraft

body image, body shape, clothing, clothing issue, clothing problem, discomfort, fashion, fashion dilemma, fashion struggle, fat, fit, Insecurity, pants, PantsPullerCraft, self-conscious, skinny, Struggle, Style, wardrobe malfunction, weight, weight fluctuation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Animals Bred:	64	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

join our epic minecraft server where pants stay up all on their own cuz gravity is like, so last season. we got magical pants that hug your waist tighter than a clingy ex.

one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.

also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.

so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness

Project Saturn Minecraft server

Death Chests, Economy, Free donation, killer beacons, Minecraft, Mystical chests, Project Saturn, Resources, Spheres, talismans

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Mystical chests, death chests, killer beacons!

Different talismans, spheres, resources, cool economy!

FREE DONATION!!!

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Launching Tonight! Join the Minelanders for a wild ride of survival, clans, stones, and shops! 1.20.6!

1.20.6, Autofarms, balance, Clan, Clans, Donations, Edition, elytras, Empire, Gnomish, good faith, Join, Launching, Minecraft, Minelanders, Nether, PvP, Ride, Server, Shops, smp, stones, Summer, Survival, tonight, TOWN, Trading, villager, Wild

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Farms Harvested:	884

Server Name	The ‘Minelanders
Server Address	mc.minelanders.com
Version	1.20.6 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible]
Discord	https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z

Overview:

Launched TONIGHT at 8PM EDT! The server offers a 6th Summer Server Edition with a community built spawn in a Gnomish Town. Players can engage in political and strategic Minecraft gameplay, building designs, griefing, PvP, forming clans, and more. Join the server to explore the active community and start playing!

Features:

Plot protection available in different sizes
Player shop chests for selling items
Clans system for teaming up
Limited map size with an expanded Nether
Donations welcome with no in-game advantages

Rules:

Play in good faith
Be respectful of other players
No asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoying
Griefing allowed, Lavacasting not allowed
No cheating
Alt accounts must be known to staff
No releasing personal information about another player
Circumventing intended server behavior is prohibited

FAQ:

Are there in-game purchases that give players an advantage?

No, donations to the server do not provide in-game advantages.

Can I protect my builds on the server?

Yes, plot protection is available for in-game currency in four different sizes.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing is allowed but Lavacasting is not permitted.

How can I sell items to other players?

Player shop chests are available for selling items to other players on the server.

Are there any restrictions on building on the server?

Players are encouraged to build within the plot protection boundaries and follow the server rules to maintain a positive community.

RightCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and start busting out some sick moves. Or how about riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly tournaments where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that epic prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Remember, he was right though – this server is where the real fun begins!

HedgeCraft Minecraft Server: Where even Endermen can’t resist buying up all the houses!

Buying, endermen, finance, Hedge Funds, Hedgecraft, Houses, housing affordability, housing bubble, housing crisis, housing market, housing market analysis, housing market dynamics, housing market ethics, housing market impact, housing market trends, housing speculation, Investment, Legal, market manipulation, Minecraft, property management, real estate, real estate investment, regulations, rental properties, Resist, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	140
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of living in a boring old house on a regular Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, hedge funds are buying up houses left and right! Why, you ask? Because they’re tired of living in their mansions made of diamonds and gold, of course! So come join us and experience the thrill of having your house bought out from under you by a group of greedy investors. It’s like playing Monopoly, but with creepers and zombies instead of thimbles and top hats. Who knew capitalism could be so fun in the world of Minecraft?

LipSyncBoobSassCraft

Afro Colombian, Argument, artist, bully, Communication, Confrontation, drawings, fake boobs, fake lips, friend group, insecure, irish, LipSyncBoobSassCraft, mean girl, Pool, Problems, red hair, Rude, sense of humor, shade

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2901
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendships, enemies, and shade-throwing like never before.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll have the chance to confront your virtual enemies just like our player did in real life. Take a dip in the pool and watch out for those sneaky comments about your hair color – who knows, you might even find a talented artist to defend your honor!

Join us now and show off your witty comebacks and epic clapbacks in the chat. And remember, on our server, the drama never stops – just like the endless possibilities in Minecraft!

MurderCraft Server: ClassmateChronicles

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Remember that kid in school who always seemed a little too obsessed with building elaborate structures out of Legos? Well, imagine if that kid grew up to be a Minecraft mastermind on our server! Join us for a chance to witness their insane building skills and maybe even uncover some hidden secrets in their creations.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who was banned for griefing. Some say they can still be seen wandering the virtual landscapes, causing chaos and confusion for unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly griefer and put an end to their reign of terror?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to finding the rarest materials in the game. They have uncovered hidden treasures, discovered ancient ruins, and even tamed wild Ender Dragons. Will you be the next member to join their ranks and uncover the mysteries of our server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the thrills, chills, and epic adventures that await you. Just remember to watch your back and never trust a player who offers you a diamond sword for free. Trust us, it’s never worth it.