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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9832 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1793 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 349 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
SO, BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MINECRAFT AND WILLY WONKA HAD A BABY. WE’VE GOT CANDY LANDS, GIANT LOLLIPOP TREES, AND EVEN A CHOCOLATE RIVER (DON’T TRY TO DRINK IT THOUGH, IT’S JUST PIXELS).
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE CREATING A CHIMERICAL HAEMAGGLUTININ-BASED UNIVERSAL INFLUENZA VIRUS VACCINE. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. WE’RE SAVING THE WORLD FROM THE FLU, ONE MINECRAFT BLOCK AT A TIME.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE PET DRAGONS? YEAH, WE’VE GOT THOSE TOO. YOU CAN RIDE THEM INTO BATTLE AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. IT’S EPIC.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EXCITING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.