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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 6195 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society of Hollywood Jews from the northeast! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pickaxes, creeper explosions that rival Michael Bay movies, and secret underground redstone contraptions that will make your head spin faster than a conspiracy theory about Area 51. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the question: Is Hollywood controlled by Jews from the northeast? (Spoiler alert: probably not, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!)
