CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3140	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

bonds, BrosBeforeBlocks, brotherhood, Buddies, childhood memories, close friends, Companionship, Connection, emotional, friendship, longing, Memories, Minecraft, missing friends, Nostalgia, old times, PALS, Reminiscing, smp, social media, streamable, Video, yearning

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

accommodation deposit, college expenses, control, family dynamics, finances, financial assistance, financial contribution, financial struggle, injury, Minecraft, moms, MONEY, money management, Moves, Parent-child relationship, pride, rental discount, Retirement, Scammed, Server, student grant, Trust, university expenses

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Emeralds Found:	5560	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Votes:	1085
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!

ToiletTraining101

aita, asking, bathroom, cousin, dump, Expectations, family, FLUSH, HIGH, Kids, mad, marinate, Overnight, Polite, Problem, skincare, teach, tired, TOILET, ToiletTraining101, trip

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	528	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyIranRetaliationFun

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Votes:	9093
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs iran!!! we got players attacking from ALL fronts within DAYS!!! u gotta be ready to defend ur base like never before, cuz the stakes are high and the explosions are LOUD!!! come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown on our server!!! #minecraftmadness #crazycrafting #explosivebattles

LoafCraft: Get Buttered with the Best Vanilla Bread SMP Server Around!

application-based, armor stands, Bread, Builders, BUTTERED, Community, content creators, Economy, Friendly, Griefing, Haven, LoafCraft, player heads, Protection, rules, Server, Small, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist, worry-free

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Items Found:	2890
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Void Gems Collected:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Towns Built:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

BreadCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Hello! Are you looking for a small, friendly survival SMP for builders and content creators? If so, you’ve come to the right place. BreadCraft is an application-based economy SMP. It was created as a haven for builders and content creators to play worry-free of any griefing. We have Vanilla Tweaks player head drops and Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+

Application:

Apply here

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join BreadCraft?	To join BreadCraft, you must first fill out an application form. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.
Is griefing allowed on BreadCraft?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on BreadCraft. We aim to provide a safe and friendly environment for all players.
What are Vanilla Tweaks player head drops?	Vanilla Tweaks player head drops allow players to collect the heads of other players or mobs as a rare drop.
Can I use mods on BreadCraft?	We have a list of approved mods that can be used on BreadCraft. Please check with an admin before using any mods.

DrCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Potions Brewed:	47
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate Dr. Pepper-fueled gaming experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness. We have a secret underground pokerogue tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual Dr. Pepper. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of a legendary player who plays with a Dr. Pepper in one hand and a diamond sword in the other. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Dr. Pepper-fueled fun begin!

EliteWasHeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Animals Bred:	89
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there! Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle, or see a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Our server is so elite that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret underground bases filled with diamond blocks, llama racing tournaments every Sunday, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just be careful, he tends to explode).

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying llama while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

PlasticCraftyCeleb

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	103	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to witness the wildest plastic surgery transformations since that one celebrity who now looks like a completely different person! Our server is so epic, even the blocks themselves have had a little nip and tuck to look their best. Come play with us and see if you can recognize your favorite Minecraft mobs after their extreme makeovers! Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

Wi-FiWreckersCraft

cyber attack, cyber criminals, cyber incident, Cyber Security, cyber terrorism, cyber warfare, digital sabotage, digital warfare, hacker group, HACKING, internet, internet blackout, iran, Iranian government, Israeli hacker group, MIDDLE EAST, network disruption, online sabotage, Technology, Wi-Fi collapse, WiFiWreckersCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4993
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got Israeli hacker group causing chaos in Iran with their mad skills yo! Wi-Fi be collapsing left and right cuz these hackers be on fire! Join us for some crazy fun and see if you can survive the chaos! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour cuz why not?! So come on down and let’s get this party started!

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