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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 919 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 11 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
First of all, our server is run by a team of highly-trained cats who are all huge fans of President Trump. They meow in unison whenever someone builds a wall in the game – it’s truly a sight to behold.
Secondly, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a pack of ninja cats. If you can defeat them in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
And last but not least, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical realm where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil zombie villagers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!
So come join CATS 4 TRUMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring some catnip and a sense of humor!