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Wagie-Free Minecraft SMP

9-5, career, corporate, cubicle life, daily routine, employment, grind, Job, job satisfaction, Labor, Minecraft, monotony, office, Paycheck, salary, smp, wage slave, wagie, WagieFree, work, work culture, work-life balance, Working class

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of being a boring wagie in the real world? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

But that’s not all – we have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and bragging rights.

So why be a wagie when you can be a hero in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Jumpin’Craft Minecraft Server

Anime, Aozora Fishing, Bun no Ao Shun, Captain Tsubasa, Cat’s Eye, dr slump, Forever Kamiko-kun, Gal ga Rival, Geki! Gokutora Ikka, JumpinCraft, Kaidō Racer GO, Kinnikuman, Kochikame, Manga, Minecraft, Ring ni Kakero, Sannen Kimengumi, Server, Shaka no Musuko, Super Police, Tennis Boy, weekly shonen jump, wsj

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of manga and anime!

Join us for a chance to live out your wildest manga dreams! Ever wanted to fish in the sky like in Aozora Fishing? Or race through the streets like in Kaidō Racer GO? Well, now you can!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic soccer matches in Captain Tsubasa, the craziest adventures in Dr. Slump, and the most intense wrestling battles in Kinnikuman. And let’s not forget about the Super Police, who are here to keep the peace (or cause chaos, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

House of Watson SMP

#archenemy, battle, CBS, Clinic, death, Drama, House, James Moriarty, medical career, Morris Chestnut, Mystery, past, Pittsburgh, rare diseases, resurrection, sherlock holmes, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unusual diseases, Watson

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP where we bring the epic showdown between Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty to life! Play as Dr. John Watson (or Morris Chestnut if you’re feeling fancy) and set up your own clinic for treating rare and unusual diseases in the world of Minecraft. But watch out, because Moriarty is back and ready to wreak havoc once again!

Embark on insane adventures, solve mysterious puzzles, and battle it out with your friends in this epic retelling of the classic tale. Will you be able to outsmart Moriarty and save the day, or will you fall victim to his dastardly schemes? Join now and find out!

Stone-Free Mosque Minecraft Server

allah, BELIEF, destroy, FAITH, idolatry, Islam, Islamic tradition, Kaaba, Minecraft, monotheism, mosque, Paganism, Permission, pilgrimage, real muslim, Religious, religious practice, revolve around, Sacred, sacred site, Server, stone structure, StoneFree, Worship

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Animals Bred:	156	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Buildings Constructed:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, we are taking things to a whole new level! Join us and become a true Minecraft warrior as we embark on a mission to destroy the Kaaba with the power of TNT and creepers (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Who needs to worship a stone structure when you can join us in our quest to shake things up in the Minecraft world? With the guidance of the mighty Allah, we will show those pagans what true Minecraft mastery looks like. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make some history (and maybe a few explosions) together! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Minecraft SMP: >picrel related but not quite

“Youth, Bad Luck, body count, college guy, Disappointment, ENGAGEMENT, exagerated rumors, extroverted, fear, flirty, GRANDPA, gtpicrel, handsome, love interest, main female character, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstandings, moral actions, PRESENCE, previous boyfriends, related, romcom, slut, smp, Virgin, white wash

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Buildings Constructed:	49
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the main love interest is a Minecraft character who has slept with over 100 villagers! That’s right, she’s a total Minecraft slut and she’s proud of it.

Our main character is a college guy who is handsome and popular, but for some reason, he’s still a Minecraft virgin. He discovers that his grandpa engaged him to this promiscuous Minecraft character, and chaos ensues. Will he break off the engagement or will he give in to her Minecraft charms?

But wait, there’s more! This Minecraft character only sleeps with each guy once and avoids virgins or guys looking for something serious. It’s a wild ride of Minecraft drama and hilarity as they navigate their way through love, lust, and Minecraft shenanigans.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some block lag). Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

LavaLand – WHITELIST Minecraft server

#addons, administration, atmosphere, Builder, closed community, Community, Cozy, Development, LavaLand, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Problems, Project, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, texture pack, vanilla style, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Greetings! We are a small, closed community of Minecraft players.

On the server you can enjoy a lamp-like, cozy atmosphere; here players take a break from the problems of the real world.

Our administration is people who have stood the test of time, they are interested in the development of the project, they will always help you solve problems and answer questions. She also tries to influence the game as little as possible.

With us you can be either a simple builder or play RP.

We position ourselves as a semi-vanilla server. We have plugins, addons installed, and have our own texture pack.

All changes on the server are superficial and simply add something new. But they don’t change the vanilla style of play.

Join us!

mc.lavavland.ru

Witchy Wonders Minecraft Server

again.., AIEEEEEE, bewitched, black magic, CURSE, dark forces, Enchantment, Haunted, hex, Horror, Magic, Minecraft, Paranormal, Revenge, Server, spellbinding, strikes, Supernatural, Thriller, Vengeance, witch, witchcraft, Witchy, Wonders

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, mine diamonds with your bare hands, and fight off an army of evil chickens!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted feathers and bragging rights that will make all the other players green with envy.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Creeper Queen, who will sneak up on you when you least expect it and blow you to smithereens. If you can survive her explosive attacks, you’ll earn the title of Creeper Whisperer and the admiration of all who dare to enter our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those evil chickens… they’re always plotting something.

Zombie Chickens Minecraft SMP

autopsy report, chickens, Crime Scene, crime scene investigation, criminal investigation, Criminal Psychology, Dead, dead bodies, disturbing images, forensic investigation, forensic science, Girls, graphic content, gruesome details, Horror, Minecraft, murder, post autopsy, psychological thriller, Rotten, smp, SUICIDE, torture, violent death, zombie

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Zombie Dances:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with thrilling adventures and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to participate in intense post-autopsy investigations, solve murder mysteries, uncover the truth behind suspicious suicides, and even dabble in a little bit of torture (just kidding…or are we?).

Our community is full of eccentric characters who will keep you on your toes and make sure you never have a dull moment. So come on, join us if you dare! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen in this wild and wacky world.

Starlight Skies Minecraft Server

cd projekt red, cyberpunk 2077, fan expectations, game criticism, game delays, game design, game development, game improvements, game marketing, game patches, game release, game updates, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, Next Gen Consoles, open world, Project North Star, RPG, Server, Skies, Starlight, video games, Witcher IV

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	New Chunks Explored:	268897
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building yet another dirt house? Well, fear not, because on our server, Witcher IV, you’ll embark on a quest to save the world from impending doom!

Join forces with fellow players to battle hordes of evil mobs, uncover hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even tame your own dragon to ride into battle. But beware, the fate of the entire virtual world rests on your shoulders!

So why wait? Join Witcher IV today and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero in a world on the brink of destruction. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary sword of Notch himself is hidden somewhere in the game, waiting for a brave soul to claim it. Will it be you? Only one way to find out!

Damn Sucks For Asian Diaspora Fags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, asian, Asian diaspora, breeding, Challenges, cultural appropriation, damn, diaspora, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Fags, foreign culture, identity crisis, Invasion, LGBTQ, marginalization, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, racism, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggles, SUCKS

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience for all players, except for Asian diaspora fags apparently. Don’t worry, we won’t lock you out of breeding like some foreign culture invaders. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of llama-riding villagers or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!