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ChinaCashOutCraft

capital outflow, China, ChinaCashOutCraft, economic impact, economic indicators, economic policy, economic trends, emerging markets, financial news, foreign exchange, Foreign investors, Global markets, international finance, Investment, investment strategies, market analysis, market volatility, pulled money, record amount, stock market, trade relations

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	190
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81

so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.

also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.

so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.

BlockyBroDefense

BlockyBroDefense, Covid-19, hormone, hormone therapy, immune response, inflammation, LUNGS, Medical research, mens health, new study, Organs, pandemic, Protective, public health, research, respiratory distress, respiratory system, severe COVID-19, TESTOSTERONE, treatment implications, viral infection

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!

Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ValkyriePVP

Australian hosted, Beta Testing, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Factions, free beta kits., Monthly Events, No P2W features, Potpvp, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Immerse Yourself in Old school Factions, Australian Hosted, 1.8 PVP, Custom enchants with a focus on PotPVP. JOIN THE DISCORD FOR INFORMATION.

BETA TESTING UNTILL AUGUST 31st, Voting Rewards and no P2W Features (everything that you can buy on the store can be purchased ingame), Monthly Events (hosted for 1 week/month), FREE BETA KITS

Valkyriepvp.mc.gg:26008

Hyperfy SMP

balance, Bases, Cross-Play, discord community, Economy, Friends, hang out, Hyperfy, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, socializing, Survival, Towny, unwind, Vanilla, vanilla-like

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1401	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Votes:	321
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Hyperfy SMP is the ideal Minecraft SMP server to meet new friends, build bases, and unwind. This vanilla-like survival server has land claims and McMMO features. It also comes with a very friendly Discord community. Discover the perfect balance of survival and socializing by coming and hanging out on the Hyperfy SMP server!

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Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

Asia, bedrock, begging, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Discord, Disrespect, Experience, explode, Fun, gameplay, Hacks, Hosting, Join, mention, multiplayer, Players, Raid, rules, Server, Sheep, smp, Survival, Touch, Toxicity

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Towns Built:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Serenity SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock (Good ping from Asia)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Serenity SMP?	Serenity SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server specifically made for Bedrock players with good ping from Asia.
What are the rules before joining the server?	– No toxicity – No disrespecting others – No hacks – No begging
Is claim command available on the server?	No, claim commands are intentionally not available on Serenity SMP. Players need to be cautious about potential raids.
How can I join the server?	If you are interested in joining Serenity SMP, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/5DuJ2hruxw

DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

Adventure, all masks, beaten dungeons, Challenges, collected stray fairy, completionist, dungeonmaster, Dungeons, FAGGOT, final battle, final time loop, Gaming, hug from Cremia, Majora, majora’s mask, Masks, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, side quests, solving problems, strategy, video games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Once you have beaten all four dungeons, collected every stray fairy, and have all the masks, you will enter the ultimate time loop challenge!

Do you skip all three days straight to Majora like a faggot or do you run around solving all the problems you possibly could before the final battle like a real man and get a hug from Cremia before your final battle? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	3006	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

Argument, brown rice, busy schedule, car accident, Communication, Cooking, exhaustion, favorite dish, Frustration, HangryCraft, homemade meal, inconsiderate, katsu, Katsu sauce, long hours, Miscommunication., partner, Petty, residency, tired, work-life balance

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

bad habit, detrimental habits, harmful habits, negative habits, poor habits, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, smp, unhealthy addiction, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits to break, unhealthy habits to change, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy patterns, unhealthy routine, unhealthy vices, UnhealthyHabitMC

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	9140
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

MineCraftyTunes

mainstream music, MineCraftyTunes, Music (Industry), music artists, music critics, music culture, music debate, music fans, music industry analysis, music industry controversy, music industry critique, music industry debate, music industry discussion, music industry opinions, music industry trends, music opinions, music trends, overrated band, overrated singer, popular music

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a concert with the most overrated singer and band ever! Join us and experience the thrill of listening to off-key performances and cringeworthy lyrics that will make you question your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in a sing-off competition against a group of tone-deaf zombies. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your ears assaulted in the best way possible!