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AzerBlock Airlines – Fly with Caution!
come join our minecraft server, where we fly to 7 russian cities on azerbaijan airlines! but wait, the airline has suspended flights because the pilots keep getting distracted by building epic structures in minecraft. join us for a wild ride as we navigate the skies and try not to crash into a giant creeper. who needs safety concerns when you have virtual adventures waiting for you? fly with us, or at least try to before we get grounded again for causing chaos in the virtual world. -
AzerBlock Minecraft Server
so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds like candy, it’s cray cray. plus, we got this secret underground city where you can find the rarest loot and battle giant creepers with laser eyes. oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie that tells the funniest jokes? yea, you gotta join this server before iran starts warning russia about siding with azerbaijan in some border dispute, like who even knows what that means, just come play with us and have a blast! -
NoSocialBatteryDrama
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your annoying family members? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual family reunion experience like no other.Picture this: you log on and immediately start setting up virtual chairs and tables, mowing virtual lawns, and organizing virtual pop-up campers. But don’t worry, we’ve got virtual catering covered so you can focus on the important stuff – like dodging virtual conversations with your relatives.
Need a break from the chaos? Just retreat to your virtual room like our favorite ghost players, who only come out to play a quick card game before disappearing again. And when it’s time to clean up, just pop in some virtual earbuds and start scrubbing those virtual dishes – no need to worry about draining your virtual social batteries.
Join our server now and experience the ultimate family reunion simulation, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! (Just don’t blame us if your real family starts wondering why you’re spending so much time on your computer…)
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BirdFluVax Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like the first in the world to start bird flu vaccinations for humans, but, like, in Minecraft! Imagine, you can protect yourself from those pesky bird flu germs while building your dream castle or exploring the vast lands of the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you get vaccinated in-game, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot feathers out of your hands. Join now and become the ultimate bird flu warrior in the Minecraft universe! -
DroneDestructionMC
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can unleash their inner Ukrainian soldier and take down 120 drones in a strike on a Russian UAV training center? It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and bullets. Join us and show off your mad drone destroying skills while building epic bases and battling it out with other players. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so intense it could start an international incident? Come join the chaos and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world of blocky warfare! -
EggcellentGenerations
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, JUST LIKE HOW WOMEN ARE BORN WITH ALL THEIR EGGS ALREADY INSIDE THEM! JOIN THIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IN MINECRAFT! BUILD A HOUSE, RAISE A FAMILY, AND WATCH AS YOUR GRANDKIDS POP OUT OF YOUR DAUGHTER’S BELLY! ONLY ON THIS SERVER, WHERE REALITY IS STRANGER THAN FICTION! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WITNESS THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH IN BLOCKY FORM! -
NeutronStarMergeCraft
Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! We be simulating the last moments before neutron stars merge up in here. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, we got diamond armor that’s so shiny it blinds ya, we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide before they explode, and we even got a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! So what are ya waiting for? Come join the madness and witness the epicness of neutron stars merging in Minecraft form! -
Lord Nation
factions survival minigames skyblock creative economy pvp roleplay towny parkour adventure prison pixelmon skywars kitpvp vanilla factions buildbattle factions smp, PvP, Survival, LifeStealWelcome to the LordNation Network. this server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a hypixel server experience.
LordNation.cbu.net:25669
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GL Midnights SMP
We’ve migrated to a brand new server with bigger ram! 12GB! Anyway, this is an SMP with unlimited homes, TPA system, money, shop, etc. come join now!!
new.play.glmidnight.co.uk