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ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

HighCraft: Brain on Pause

altered brain activity, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, Cannabis, cannabis users, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive processing, drug effects, drug use, HighCraft, Marijuana, marijuana effects, mental health, neural responses, neurological differences, neurology, pause, substance use, switching tasks, task performance

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!

HardcoreSurvivalServer – 1.15.2 Minecraft Server

1.15.2, 1.16, Adequate, April 5 2020, Ban, Closed Server, Community, discovery, Exploration, Friendly, HardcoreSurvivalServer, Minecraft, new worlds, Players, Survival, update, Version Switch, Waiting, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	419148
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

The server started on April 5, 2020. A world where many places have not yet been visited by players. We have all just begun our survival and are just discovering new worlds. Join us too! Here you can have a good time with other players, because only adequate people play on the server. All inadequate and unfriendly players are banned. Very soon the server will be closed and will be available only through the whitelist. The whitelist will include only those players who logged in at the start and before access to the server was closed. We are all waiting for the Minecraft update (1.16) and as soon as this version is available, we will immediately update the world and switch to this version.

95.217.112.101:25599

CraftyLife Minecraft Server

anxiety, Conflict, CraftyLife, danger, death, fear, Future, Geopolitics, Good, HOLY, Invasion, landmine, Life, Minecraft, POL, Politics, russia, Server, Survival, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, world events

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchantments Applied:	157
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	74	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Tired of worrying about getting caught in the crossfire of international conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about stepping on a landmine while mining for diamonds. Plus, who needs to worry about geopolitics when you can build your own empire and conquer the virtual world instead? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

2024 ElectionCraft Server

2024 election, campaign strategy, citizenship validation, election forecast, election manipulation, election outcome, ElectionCraft, Electoral Process, government policies, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, political analysis, political prediction, prediction, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump administration, voter demographics, voter validation, voting rights

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the craziest antics as we predict the citizenship of illegal immigrants to ensure Trump wins in the next election. That’s right, we’ve got psychics on staff who can see into the future and make sure things go Trump’s way. It’s like playing Minecraft with a crystal ball!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because things are about to get weird!

SisterWifeDrama Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Behavior, conservative lawyer, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, family event, hurt feelings, hypocritical, identifying as non-binary, INSULTED, liberal family, love, Minecraft, previous comments, Respect, rude comments, Server, sister’s wife, SisterWifeDrama, Son, wedding anniversary

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Star Shards Collected:	233	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we celebrate our 20th wedding anniversary with a dinner party that’s sure to be more explosive than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Meet our lovely host, who decided to exclude her sister’s conservative lawyer wife from the guest list after she made some not-so-nice comments about non-binary identities. Talk about a plot twist!

Will the sister and her kids boycott the party unless the wife is invited? Will there be more drama than a soap opera in the Nether? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold in real-time!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Join now and let the drama begin!

TVSettingsGriefer123

Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, electronics, factory reset, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, parental control, parenting, picture quality, tech support, Technology, TV brightness, TV menus, TV settings, TV settings dispute, TV setup, TVSettingsGriefer123

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Votes:	1513	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over TV settings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only settings you need to worry about are your render distance and FOV! No more arguments over brightness or contrast, just pure blocky fun!

Our server is so easy to set up, even a llama could do it! No more hours spent navigating through confusing menus and dealing with address verification crap. Just log in, pick a spot, and start building your dream pixelated palace.

And the best part? No one will judge you for wanting the brightness just right. In fact, we encourage you to make your Minecraft world as bright or dark as you please. No more sharing settings with your daughter or arguing with your wife – just peaceful building and mining.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be resetting is your spawn point. Say goodbye to TV troubles and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

LieCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, biggest lie, confession, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, fib, Guilt, Honesty, Integrity, LieCraft, Minecraft, moral dilemma, secret, Server, tall tale, Trust, untruth, white lie

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Have you ever told someone you were a pro Minecraft player when you actually couldn’t even craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be as big of a liar as you want and still have a blast! Join us and spin tales of epic battles with Ender Dragons and secret underground bases filled with diamonds (even though you actually spend most of your time getting lost in caves). So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – just remember, the bigger the lie, the better the adventure!

DepressCraft vs AngerCraft

anger, AngerCraft, coping mechanisms, counseling, DepressCraft, depression, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, emotions, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health diagnosis, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mood disorders, psychological health, Therapy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Meteorites Collected:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of trying to figure out if you’re just sad or if you’re actually ready to punch a hole through a wall? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special therapy session where you can mine your feelings away! Join us and let out all your pent-up emotions by building a giant rage castle or digging a deep hole to bury your sadness in. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and some TNT? Join now and let the blocky therapy begin!

CraftyCreeperPutin

all-weather friend, bilateral relations, CraftyCreeperPutin, defense collaboration, economic cooperation, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international diplomacy, Moscow, mutual respect, pm modi, political ties, Putin’s leadership, russia, strategic partnership, summit meeting, trusted ally, world leaders

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

come join dis minecraft server, where we build like we in moscow with pm modi and russia as our all-weather friend. trust me, putin be leading us to greatness in dis virtual world. we be crafting like there’s no tomorrow, building friendships like never before. come join us and be part of the epic adventure, comrade. we promise you won’t regret it, da?