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ParentalLiesMC SMP

Childhood, concealment, confession, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, family, fib, Guilt, hidden secret, Hidden Truth, Hiding, lie, never tell, ParentalLiesMC, parents, Secrets, shame, smp, Trust, Truth, untruthful, white lie

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where lying to your parents is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Need an alibi for why you were up all night playing Minecraft instead of studying? We got you covered with our custom “My internet was down” excuse generator. And if your parents ever catch you in the act, just tell them you’re conducting important research for our SMP’s top secret mission to uncover the hidden diamond mines of Atlantis. Trust us, they’ll never suspect a thing! So come join us and let your inner trickster run wild in a world where the only rule is: never admit to your parents that you’re addicted to Minecraft.

BlockCraftWisdom

Adulthood, adulting, advice, BlockCraftWisdom, Experience, growing up, guidance, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Farms Harvested:	538	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of your youth? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from responsibilities and boring grown-up stuff!

Join our server and experience a world where the only adult advice you’ll need is how to build the most epic castle or mine for diamonds like a pro. Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and drama, and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing that matters is having fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

aggression, Armed Forces, borders, Conflict, conscripts, DEFEND, Defense, defense forces, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, KidCraft, Kids, Military, russia, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, surprise attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Emeralds Found:	9542	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?

so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!

PutinCraft: Ukraine Defense Squad

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military intervention, Politics, putin, Putin’s strategy, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, squad, Tension, territorial dispute, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Secret Passages Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where putin pulls units out of ukraine to defend russia but instead finds a secret portal to our world! kyiv is shooketh as putin builds a diamond castle and challenges players to epic battles! join now for a chance to team up with putin and conquer the minecraft universe! #putinminecraftboss #russiandiamondcastle

MoralityCraft: Inequality Edition

Chaos, chaotic, control, Daily Life, economic inequality, Edition, emphasis, grow, INDIVIDUALS, INEQUALITY, intensifies, morality, MoralityCraft, Moralization, Order, Perception, Phenomenon, Restore, sense, society, study

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	6997	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2

join our minecraft server for a wild ride of moralization and economic inequality! as you mine for diamonds and build your empire, you’ll feel the intense pressure of moral dilemmas weighing down on you. but fear not, for this server is the perfect place to restore order and control in your virtual life!

imagine a world where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, all while navigating through a chaotic society filled with pixelated chaos. but don’t worry, because on our server, you can be the one to tip the scales and bring balance to the virtual universe.

so come join us and experience the thrill of economic inequality like never before! build your fortune, make tough decisions, and watch as the moralization intensifies with every block you place. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual drama that you won’t want to miss out on. join now and become the master of your own destiny in a world where anything is possible!

Foxden: Where semi-spicy foxes roam free in a mildly vanilla world, with a side of SMP fun! 1.20.1 whitelist edition

1.20.1, Ban, Calm, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Edition, Foxden, foxes, free, Fun, Griefing, java, mildly, Minigame, Moderator, Plugins, pranks, PvP, Relaxed, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, Server, Side, smp, stealing, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist channel, world

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

About Us	Add-ons
Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with a few plugins to spice things up. The map is about 2 months old and we have no plans to reset it soon. Owner: Active in the community Age Restriction: None, but discretion is advised	Dynmap No chat reporting Carpet Small datapacks and tweaks

About Us

Add-ons

Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with a few plugins to spice things up. The map is about 2 months old and we have no plans to reset it soon.

Owner: Active in the community

Age Restriction: None, but discretion is advised

Dynmap

No chat reporting

Carpet

Small datapacks and tweaks

Rules
Must be a member of the Discord, speaking is optional No slurs, homophobia, racism, or abuse No griefing or stealing No using farms or villagers without permission No PvP/killing without consent Inactivity for 3+ months may result in moderator control of property Leaving Discord or being banned may speed up rule enforcement Moderator discretion for warnings, temp bans, or perma bans

How to join: Join our Discord, read the rules channel, react to the message at the bottom, and put your Minecraft name in the whitelist channel. Discord Link

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord, read the rules, react to the message, and then add your Minecraft name to the whitelist channel.

Are there any age restrictions?

There are no official age restrictions, but we advise discretion as mature content may be discussed.

What are the rules regarding griefing?

Griefing, including modifying, damaging, or killing animals, is strictly prohibited on the server.

Can I use farms or villagers without permission?

No, you must obtain permission before using any farms or villagers on the server, unless they are marked as public.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP or killing is only allowed during minigames or with consent from both parties.

What happens if I break the rules?

If you break the rules, moderators may warn you, issue a temporary ban, or give a permanent ban based on their discretion.

Overall, the server aims to maintain a calm and relaxed atmosphere while ensuring fair gameplay for all players.

Élora’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blocky, Canada, cold case, crime, Disappearance, Élora Patoine, Éloras, investigation, Jean-François Gariépy, Minecraft, missing for over a year, missing girl, missing person, missing person case, missing woman, missing woman case, mysterious disappearance, possible murder, québec, Server, SUSPECT, true crime, true crime podcast, unsolved mystery

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	60
Dragon Eggs Found:	5960	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama or intrigue? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

Join us as we uncover the mystery of Élora Patoine’s disappearance. Was it really Jean-François Gariépy who did the deed? Or was it a creeper in disguise? Only on our server will you find out the truth behind this shocking tale.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles to pixel art masterpieces, our players never cease to amaze with their creativity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with mystery, drama, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

AlbinoTango in Minecraft SMP

AlbinoTango, argentina, Argentinian identity, Bolivia, brainwashed, brown people, Buenos Aires, cultural shift, demographic changes, European immigration, Historical revisionism, Immigration Trends, Latin America, Latin American immigrants, mestizos, Minecraft, native population, Paraguay, racial makeup, smp, societal impact, white denial, white population

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8992
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through a land where Argentina is still 85% white…in Minecraft! Explore a world where Europeans never stopped coming and the population is made up of light-skinned mestizos. But watch out, because immigrants from Latin American countries like Paraguay and Bolivia are starting to take over!

Experience the chaos as the native population is being replaced by brown people, all while the kids are being brainwashed into thinking that the true Argentinian is a mestizo. Some players even deny that the country was ever white, adding to the madness of this unique Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure in a world where anything is possible, even a Minecraft version of Argentina’s crazy population dynamics!

HellishFamilyVacay Minecraft Server

extended family, family acceptance, family bonds, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family differences, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family perspective, family perspective differences, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, HellishFamilyVacay, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	546090	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Potions Brewed:	91	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of Harry’s relatives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with unexpected surprises and drama!

Just like how OP is dreading the arrival of Harry’s massive family, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what crazy antics unfold next on our server. Will you be able to handle the chaos or will you be begging to escape to a friend’s house like OP?

With more drama than a soap opera and more family members than you can count, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – but be warned, once you join, there’s no escaping the craziness!

SplitBillDrama

ANNOYED, awkward situation, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, Communication Issues, expensive cocktails, fair split, family dynamics, family meal, financial situation, high bill, main meal, paying less, pregnant girlfriend, SplitBillDrama, splitting the bill, unemployed brother, unemployed perks, uneven bill, unhappy face

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mines Excavated:	1807
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! Join us for some outrageous adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the world of blocks and mobs.

Imagine a world where your in-game family members expect you to pay for their virtual meals because they’re unemployed by choice. Experience the thrill of negotiating with your virtual partner over the virtual bill, all while trying to keep your virtual mum happy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when your virtual auntie overhears your conversation about the bill and decides to intervene. Will you end up paying less or will you stick to your virtual guns and split it evenly?

So come on and join us for a wild ride of virtual drama and virtual celebrations. Who needs real-life problems when you can have all the fun in the virtual world? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!