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HaychVsAyche

alphabet, aych, British, Dialects, Difference, h.., haych, HaychVsAyche, HIM.., HUGE, I’M, Language, learn, omitting, pronounce, pronunciation, Reciting, Sound, Uge, US

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mines Excavated:	3409	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!

PixelPrisonPleasure

Abuse, Accountability, allegations, Conflict, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, investigation, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, No justification, Palestinian prisoners, PixelPrisonPleasure, response, sexual assault, US, Video, VIOLATION, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Votes:	5165

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that teleports you to a secret disco party with Herobrine!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time! Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob who can’t handle the awesomeness. But hey, no judgment here! Just grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Common Sense Warp

Alternate Realities, causality, chronological shifts, common, common sense, future shock, historical context, Paradox, reevaluate, Sci Fi, science fiction, sense, temporal anomalies, temporal cognition, temporal displacement, temporal logic, temporal perception, time machine, time travel, time travel consequences, time travel rules, Time Travelers, Warp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this crazy Minecraft server, and suddenly you’re a time traveler! Like, you can go back in time and mess with the dinosaurs or go to the future and ride flying cars. It’s like, mind-blowing, dude.

But here’s the catch – every time you time travel, your common sense gets all messed up. Like, you think it’s normal to wear a banana suit to a fancy dinner or eat ice cream for breakfast. It’s a total trip, man.

So, if you’re down for some wacky adventures and want to mess with the fabric of time itself, join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t forget. Plus, there’s free pizza every Friday. Who wouldn’t want to be a time-traveling, pizza-eating maniac?

PixelVision Minecraft Server

anatomy, asian, biology, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, eyelids, EYES, facial features, genetics, Minecraft, Narrow, oculoplastic surgery, ophthalmology, Perception, perspective, PixelVision, Racial, Server, Sight, Stereotypes, vision

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep your eyelids wide open with excitement! Why settle for narrow eyelids when you can join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and battling in a world where everything is as wide-eyed as can be?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Eyelid Enlargement Potion, rumored to grant players the ability to see in all directions at once. Or test your skills in our PVP arena, where players with the widest eyes are crowned champions.

But beware, on this server, narrow-eyed players are considered the ultimate challenge. Legend has it that they possess hidden powers that can turn the tide of any battle. Will you be able to overcome their narrow-eyed gaze and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing narrower than your eyelids will be your chances of getting bored!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft SMP

acceptance, attraction, bbw, beauty standards, big girls, body image, body positivity, chubby girls, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curvy girls, empowerment, fat girls, full-figured women, Minecraft, plus size women, self love, sexual preferences, smp, societal standards, Stereotypes, thick girls, voluptuous women

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have girls who build like absolute pros and will make your pickaxe go berserk with excitement! Join us for epic building competitions, crazy adventures, and maybe even find love with a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

FlourishCraft

accident, Boundaries, Bourgeois, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Emotional support, family, Fancy, FlourishCraft, flourishes, hobby, lunches, Meals, misunderstanding, personal touch, presentation, relationships, sister-in-law, Status

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2841
Meteorites Collected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Towns Built:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take lunchtime drama to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to show off your culinary skills by creating the most extravagant, bourgeois meals for your in-game friends.

Imagine crafting heart-shaped seaweed and cute faces on snacks for your virtual buddies to enjoy. But be warned, some players may find your fancy lunches too extravagant and demand you tone it down. Will you stand your ground and continue to add your personal touch, or will you give in to the pressure and make all the food less flourished?

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of accidentally swapping lunches with your fellow players, leading to hilarious mix-ups and drama. Will you be the one to receive a fancy meal by mistake, or will you have to settle for a less bourgeois lunch?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the delicate balance between culinary creativity and lunchtime etiquette on our server. Who knew that making virtual meals could cause so much chaos and excitement? Join now and let the lunchtime shenanigans begin!

MineCraftMania

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, determination, discipline, Expertise, Focus, fulfillment, hobbies, Mastery, MinecraftMania, Passion, persistence, personal growth, Practice, productivity, satisfaction, self improvement, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Have you ever spent 1000+ hours building a virtual empire, only to have it destroyed by a creeper? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, creeper explosions are banned! That’s right, you can finally build your dream castle without fear of it being blown to smithereens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Chicken Jousting Champion!

CraftyDawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, Braaskin Maps, Casual CC Sync Meetup, CraftyDawntrail, crystal, Dawntrail General, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, image spam, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wolves’ Den Pier, x files

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot to building a giant roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are joining in on the fun. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite FFXIV characters and take on quests that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From spooky clubs to casual CC sync meetups, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Minecraft SMP: /ERP/ – Endermen Roleplaying Party

Adult, adult roleplay, Cheer Edition, Creative Roleplay, creative writing, endermen, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Minecraft, NSFW, NSFW Roleplay, ONLINE, online roleplay, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling, Thread, Writing

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Animals Bred:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things get a little… spicy. Join us on /ERP/ – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadCheer Edition!

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with steamy roleplay scenarios that will make your blocky world sizzle. From hot tub parties to romantic picnics by the lava pool, there’s never a dull moment on /ERP/.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dancer, a mysterious player who can bust a move like no other. Rumor has it that anyone who challenges them to a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Can you handle the heat?

So come join us on /ERP/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Get ready for a wild ride filled with love, lust, and lots of laughs. See you in the steamy world of Minecraft!

ExMoneyNoHoneyCraft

apprenticeship, child support, court ordered, Disney dad, drivers ed, Eviction, ex, ExMoneyNoHoneyCraft, Food, Full time work, government assistance, Kids, mental health, MONEY, partner, post secondary, rent free, Shelter, supporting, toxic environment, Twins

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique gaming experience unlike any other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a touch of drama – just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine a world where players can build their dream homes, explore vast landscapes, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of twins (24M) who are in desperate need of your help.

These twins have been living with their mom, surviving on government assistance and making questionable life choices. But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and help these twins navigate through their struggles, whether it’s finding a job, dealing with mental health issues, or avoiding eviction.

With your support, these twins can find a new home in their father’s house (well, technically their grandmother’s house, but details, details). Will you be the hero they need, or will you choose to watch from the sidelines as they face homelessness?

So come on down to our server and be a part of this wacky adventure! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heartwarming family reunion or a chaotic sitcom-worthy situation. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CelebGlowUpCraft

ageless beauty, aging, aging celebrities, aging gracefully, aging in the spotlight, aging well, attractive, beauty, CelebGlowUpCraft, Celebrity, celebrity aging gracefully, celebrity crush, celebrity glow up, celebrity transformations, FAMOUS, Hollywood, iconic, mature beauty, Stars, timeless beauty

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dimension Hops:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player in all the land. Why, you ask? Because they discovered the secret hidden treasure that no one else could find. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted unlimited diamonds and be able to ride a flying pig around the server!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the most attractive celebrities in the Minecraft world. From Steve to Herobrine, you’ll be sure to find someone who has aged like a fine wine. So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!