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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7653 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5712 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the chain, man. you gotta join because, like, the owner once battled a creeper with a diamond pickaxe and won. it was, like, totally insane, bro.
plus, the mods on this server are, like, super chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you need. they once built a giant statue of a pig riding a chicken in the middle of the spawn area. it was, like, the most epic thing ever.
and, get this, the players on this server are, like, the coolest people you’ll ever meet. one time, they all banded together to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so legit.
so, yeah, you gotta join this minecraft server because it’s, like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples. trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.
