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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9402 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1342 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8620 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
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So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!