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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2306 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.
And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.
